Cuff links, multitools, and money clips are second only to vasectomies on the list of crap wants—some bacon to go along with the, um, cuff links, multitools, and money clips.
The Oscar Mayer Original collection packages 18-20 slices of delicious porky goodness in a tasteful display box and includes one of three generic Father's Day accoutrements: The Commander set includes a stainless steel money clip engraved with bacon strip and “bringin’ it home," the Matador includes bacon-shaped cufflinks, and the Woodsman includes a small bacon-engraved multitool. All three variations retail for $22 but are temporarily sold out. Check the @OscarMayer twitter feed and Say It with Bacon for updates as to when more will be available. Just be sure to buy a backup gift—like a tie, man can't have enough ties—in case this delicious porcine present stays sold out. [Incredible Things]