There's nothing worse than getting set for a fun-filled day of Trike Drifting with your bros only to realize, "Wait a second, I'm an adult. There's not trike on Earth that will fit my man-sized frame." You're right! Well, only sorta right. There is a trike out there for you fatty! It's just that they don't have enough cash to build them—yet.
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