What's the Most Ridiculous Smartphone Case You've Ever Seen?

We here at Gizmodo have seen some pretty ridiculous cases in our day. But for every minute we spend moaning and groaning about the latest aberration in smartphone case land, about ten more are born. Since we obviously can't beat 'em, we might as well shame 'em.

So tell us, friends, what's the worst and/or most ridiculous smartphone case you have ever seen? Does it, perchance, look anything like this?

What's the Most Ridiculous Smartphone Case You've Ever Seen?

Or this?

What's the Most Ridiculous Smartphone Case You've Ever Seen?

Or maybe even this?

What's the Most Ridiculous Smartphone Case You've Ever Seen?

Inquiring minds want to know.