This was bound to happen. After spending three hours writing about 80s music and flying dog-dragons, I can't stop listening to 80s music. I did, however, graduate to the guitar-shredding Kenny Loggins version of 80s music and F-14s.

You should, too. "Danger Zone" remains one of the greatest get-pumped-up songs of an entire generation, and it's literally impossible to listen to it and not feel amazing afterwards. It helps if you have a wingman, though.