No trend's got me more excited lately than ThinkGeek turning its April Fool's products into real products. And now, the pièce de résistance: canned unicorn meat. For sale. Right now.

First came the monolith action figure, then My First Bacon, and now? Now mythical creature meat served up Spam-style. While the sizable tin unfortunately doesn't contain the glittery glob of rancid unicorn bits that were promised back in April, what's inside is almost as good.
Perfect for crushing children's spirits, or serving at parties where people take scary drugs. [ThinkGeek]