If there's one thing that turns me off more than a man in a vest, it's a man in a vest with an iPad.

Of course, just a man with an iPad is too much for me. Not saying I'd rather have a man with a HP Slate in a jacket—but at least that shows he thinks outside the box.

Just 100 buckaroonies for the Scottevest SeV Travel Vest, which also fits Kindles and small children inside the 22 pockets. [Scottevest via Mashable]