This japanese cell strap hangs off your cellphone, shaped like a Wiimote. It's made by Nitendo, which I'm told is a mash up of the word Nintendo and niteru, which means "look alike." It's actually a safety whistle, too. Why? Because if you import this, you're going to be yelling "HELP, I'M BEING ATTACKED BY JOCKS BECAUSE I'M A GAMING NERD!" a lot, and whistles are easier to hear over great distances. –Brian Lam

Nitendo W11 Cellphone Strap [Tokyo Mango]