Good day you miscreants. @Kaiser-Machead's comic last night was totally accurate. Until you ran into the guy who was a) Irish, b) had been drinking since the night before and still had a whiskey in his hand, and c) had at least 100 pounds of muscle more than you do in body weight. That guy you politely dodged around and added a cheerful "Go Giants...woooo...." as you sprinted by.
For a nearly complete usage rundown of all "insert text here" memes, please see this post. It's amusing and correct.
Remember when today used to be #waffelwednesday and none of us ate waffles? Or #WednesdayBookClub and none of us read anymore? And 6 other things that no one even remembers? Yeah me either. Thanks for being so ambiguous #humpday.
So...how's everyone doin' today? My #tacotuesday ended wonderfully with 4 oversized glorious tacos and also NASA is calling for new commercial proposals to keep low earth orbit and ISS travel possible. They're not rolling over after the shuttle discontinuation, so that plus tacos makes me pretty damn awesome this morning.
I know I'm drunk when I start yelling in slurry Irish/Scottish accents with my friends in bars. Or on buses. Or just on the street.
Speaking of, the Three Business Tycoons had our first non-winning round at Trivia Night yesterday. It was rough. Luckily, I was too sauced to be upset at the time. That may or may not be a part of the reason we didn't win anything. Whoops!
Today's going to be #weneedtofindanewjobwednesday for me. My lease expires in May, and I don't know if I want to stick around this city much longer.
Oh. You only do that when you're drunk, huh? *opens notebook. Writes "Don't yell in slurry Irish/Scottish unless drunk." Closes notebook*
I hear you on the job front. I've been looking for a almost a year, but it's still pretty dry out there (at least in NYC...in the field I'm looking in). Best of luck! With that and the hangover :P #whitenoise
Good day you miscreants. @Kaiser-Machead's comic last night was totally accurate. Until you ran into the guy who was a) Irish, b) had been drinking since the night before and still had a whiskey in his hand, and c) had at least 100 pounds of muscle more than you do in body weight. That guy you politely dodged around and added a cheerful "Go Giants...woooo...." as you sprinted by.
For a nearly complete usage rundown of all "insert text here" memes, please see this post. It's amusing and correct.
Remember when today used to be #waffelwednesday and none of us ate waffles? Or #WednesdayBookClub and none of us read anymore? And 6 other things that no one even remembers? Yeah me either. Thanks for being so ambiguous #humpday.
So...how's everyone doin' today? My #tacotuesday ended wonderfully with 4 oversized glorious tacos and also NASA is calling for new commercial proposals to keep low earth orbit and ISS travel possible. They're not rolling over after the shuttle discontinuation, so that plus tacos makes me pretty damn awesome this morning.
#whitenoise
(Edit comment)I know I'm drunk when I start yelling in slurry Irish/Scottish accents with my friends in bars. Or on buses. Or just on the street.
Speaking of, the Three Business Tycoons had our first non-winning round at Trivia Night yesterday. It was rough. Luckily, I was too sauced to be upset at the time. That may or may not be a part of the reason we didn't win anything. Whoops!
Today's going to be #weneedtofindanewjobwednesday for me. My lease expires in May, and I don't know if I want to stick around this city much longer.
Woo hangovers!
#whitenoise
(Edit comment)Oh. You only do that when you're drunk, huh? *opens notebook. Writes "Don't yell in slurry Irish/Scottish unless drunk." Closes notebook*
I hear you on the job front. I've been looking for a almost a year, but it's still pretty dry out there (at least in NYC...in the field I'm looking in). Best of luck! With that and the hangover :P #whitenoise
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