Everyone's favorite Red Hot Nickel Ball has been on an absurd amount of adventures between boiling a jar of honey and completely demolishing the world's largest gummy bear. Naturally, the next stop on its quest to be submerged in everything known to man is peanut butter. Why not, right?

It makes a pretty impressive tube of black sludge, like those black snake fireworks. That or a tiny chunk of s'mores hell. How is a scalding hot ball of nickel not an absolutely essential kitchen utensil yet?