Let's get some Giz rumors started.

Ahem:

I heard that Frooch developed a serious kink after reviewing the Fleshlight Motion, and has installed Fleshlights into all of his apartment's furniture. He can only make love to his furniture while crying, too.

[gizmodo.com]

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@Gordonium: I heard that every time someone posts a negative comment about Apple on Gizmodo, Steve Jobs punches a baby dolphin.

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@Gordonium: I heard that they all make jokes about his 'size' when he's not around.

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@Gordonium: I heard that verbally demeaning the furniture really gets his motor going:

"You're just a cheap piece of Ikea junk, you little slut!"

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@Gordonium: My penis is 36 inches

...from the floor!

Wait, that might actually be true. I'm bad at this.

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@Gordonium: I heard that Frooch has been having "Windows 7 Launch Parties" every day, that all go exactly the same as the first one.

[gizmodo.com]

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@Gordonium: I also heard that Frooch's developed the habit of pantsing gadgets after Blam and Chen refused to pants iPad prototypes.

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@Gordonium: I herd u liek mudkipz.

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@DaSazonator: Auto-hearted. Just epic.

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@DaSazonator: ai liek em wit da kipz.

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