@Standish: Well the way I see it the cup says Woah and she really loves me!

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@Standish: The #NSFW tag isnt as effective when you don't put the NSFW content in your reply...

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@LiquidArmorAllah: Yes. Once in a blue moon she'll tweet pictures like this.

She's always in the nude, has a teacup, and the overall color balance of the photo changes.

Last one was very warm and buttery looking.

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@MrCheatachu: It is intended for people browsing properly at work using [gizmodo.com]

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@LiquidArmorAllah: Blonde people aren't dumb*.

*some of the time.

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@LiquidArmorAllah: She's playing the system, but her music is all I care about.

The rest of what she does is boring.

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@LiquidArmorAllah: "I like her music" is a qualified statement for sure. I really like Speechless, and when she does it with Elton John's "Your Song", it's amazing.

Skip to 3:00 or enjoy the whole thing.

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@LiquidArmorAllah: Elton John has got some great stuff, like Tiny Dancer.

Also, a crazy earring.

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@KevlarAllah (Smug Menace): I love her, and you don't even know.

She is my Plan B in case Taylor Swift turns me down. (which is doubtful)

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@KevlarAllah (Smug Menace): I am so telling Mrs. Kevlar you are hiding young ladies in your closet.

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