@andrew_berge:

Hi Bored, nice to meet you.
I'm Hungry.

*extends hand*

#whitenoise
@Facebook: Your Dad was my junior high math teacher???

#whitenoise
@92BuickLeSabre: *Shakes hand* I don't suppose you've seen Dying anywhere, have you?

#whitenoise
@andrew_berge: That's me.
Dying at your service.
For now, anyway.

#whitenoise
@DoubtedBeef: Aw c'mon! Now you're just setting it up for a Stormtrooper joke!

#whitenoise
@92BuickLeSabre: No, my dad and math get along like Steve Irwin and stingrays.

#whitenoise
@Facebook: Your father was killed by math? I'm so sorry.

#whitenoise
@DoubtedBeef: Wait impostor! You aren't Dying!

*pew pew*

My friends, let me introduce you to Dead.

#whitenoise
@andrew_berge: You know what? I'm going to heart click you for your comments. I really did set myself up. 92BuickLeSabre, I've already heart clicked you, so I'll de-heart you and re-heart you just to do it.

#whitenoise
@DoubtedBeef: I guess i might as well do it for you too, then. But no more! I don't like giving out heartclicks too liberally.

#whitenoise
@DoubtedBeef: Don't even joke! If Zombiestormtroopers were real the Empire never would have lost the war so long ago.

#whitenoise
@92BuickLeSabre: I had to get to say it! We were going back and forth for a long time in an earlier thread about how useless stormtroopers are.

#whitenoise
@andrew_berge: I didn't mean to make you feel obligated.
I just saw the mushy heart click fest between you and 92BuickLeSabre, so I decided to get in on it. :D

#whitenoise
@DoubtedBeef: I understand. I'm the same way with hugs.

And porn.

#whitenoise
@andrew_berge: Same here. I don't know why I hadn't hearted you before.

#whitenoise
@DoubtedBeef: That actually sounds pretty intriguing, have you read it?

#whitenoise
@Cbullins Official Movieguy: No, and I'm disappointed to admit it.
I now feel motivated to go buy it in the near future.

#whitenoise
The Gadget Guide
More Stories…