I mean, who doesn't fucking love cupcakes?

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@bazookafox: Oh fuck. I lose. I was looking at the cupcake for 10 seconds before I noticed the two girls macking on each other.

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@bazookafox: Well he's wearing an Abercrombie polo so I assume he's gay. Ignoring the make-out session in favor of a fruity cupcake just affirms my suspicions.

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@MifuneT: Hmmm, do you happen to be wearing Abercrombie?

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@bazookafox: Me. For some reason I can't figure out how to eat one without making a mess.

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@bazookafox: lol no, I've never owned a single piece of their clothing. I'm in my birthday suit right now.

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@bazookafox: Ha cupcakes!? HELLO! Look at those EARRINGS! I mean they are just darling! It's so hard to come across a nice pair of hoops these days.

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@MifuneT: Well now you've done it, you done gotten me aroused.

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