Katy Perry has a new song called "Peacock."

The chorus is:

I wanna see your peacock-cock-cock
Your peacock-cock-cock
Peacock-cock
Peacock

Subtle.

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@Zinger314: I was walking my dog in the park the other day and the that Rhianna song was playing.

Come here rude boy, boy
Can you get it up?
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough?


"Oh," I thought, listening to the lyrics for the first time, "so that's what this song is about."

Subtlety is dead.

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@Zinger314: I hate Katy Perry. And most popular "music" of today.

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@Standish: Listen to the whole thing. And try not to puke.

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@Zinger314: GOD! MAKE IT STOP!

*pause*

That's better, thank you, internet.

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@Zinger314: After listening, I must renew my previous statement.
This is so horrible.

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