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Hrm. I wonder if it's even *more* expensive than Evian...</p> <p>Worf</p>]]></description>
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What kind of sick, twisted humans are "parents" to any kind of pets.  Sounds like beasality to me.  Or maybe someone just loves Rex a bit too much.</p>
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Say Woof!</p> <p>qwertyblue</p>]]></description>
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HeyWoWItsFelipe- Ever been to an oxygen bar?</p> <p>Fuzzystyle</p>]]></description>
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Wow! They created the precise formula to support key body functions for a healthy life?</p>
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Man, I wish somebody would start making that for all sorts of animals, including humans.</p>
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Hmmm... I wonder what they would call such a miracle drink...</p>
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I know, let's call it water, in honor of the already-existing drink that has the precise formula to support the key body functions of nearly every animal on our planet! Yeah, I like that idea...</p> <p><a href="http://jarrettlennon.com">TurboFool</a></p>]]></description>
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Where can I get some of that air?  </p> <p><a href="http://www.jiltedcitizen.com">JiltedCitizen</a></p>]]></description>
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Whats scary is, people will actually buy this.</p>
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It's sad but... people are just f*cking stupid. You could bottle "organic air from the Amazon Rainforest" and people would still buy it.</p> <p>theboyfrombrasil</p>]]></description>
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Oh dear god! </p>
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What next? Fake tan for your dog perhaps?  Ipods for your cats?</p> <p><a href="http://www.djheath.net">djheath</a></p>]]></description>
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