Energy Cocoon Tub: Room for One More? - Gizmodo Comments

Energy Cocoon Tub: Room for One More?

kingbob337 — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:54:42 EST

Does the girl come with it?? If so let me grab my debit card. I'm sure both of us could squeeze in there.

kingbob337

Energy Cocoon Tub: Room for One More?

J.T. — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 23:57:20 EST

Right, well, as soon as I find room in my apartment bathroom for this thing, I'll be sure to snatch one right up. On second thought, wait... maybe we can just sell the couch. Hell, who really needs to watch TV anyway? Now, getting it up the stairs is going to be a problem, but I'm sure I can talk the landlady into letting us cut out the window so we can bring it in via crane. Man, practicality, what would I do without you?

J.T.

Energy Cocoon Tub: Room for One More?

EFM — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 22:54:39 EST

she does not look over 18 which makes me like the product even more...

EFM

Energy Cocoon Tub: Room for One More?

Skeptical_Geezer — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:07:05 EST

Now if it was ONLY completely enclosed, it would remind me of the old Eighties style isolation tanks, like in "Altered States". Check out http://www.neoqi.com/index.php?p=2_3 for the full pro version of the puppy.

Skeptical_Geezer

Energy Cocoon Tub: Room for One More?

djdare — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 19:06:30 EST

oops paint rather... my bad

djdare

Energy Cocoon Tub: Room for One More?

djdare — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 19:06:12 EST

No Way Luke!!! I say point half bright yellow, and half bright red, then assuming you have a large bathroom, make the opening to your shower, and shower enclosure look like a giant tylenol bottle!!!! Hells yes

djdare

Energy Cocoon Tub: Room for One More?

Luke — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 17:47:36 EST

Perhaps it wouldn't look so awkward if it wasn't freestanding in a bathroom? I imagine if you built a tile enclosure around it to hide the bottom half and provide a step into it, it might look a bit more normal.

If the top was removed, men might enjoy it even more. Same goes for the model, I suppose.

Luke

Energy Cocoon Tub: Room for One More?

ottermann — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 17:24:52 EST

I think my cats would look at it like it were a giant litter box.

ottermann

Energy Cocoon Tub: Room for One More?

Dont Know Me? You Are Me. — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 16:54:10 EST

They don't have a 120V version. But if they did, it would draw over 30 Amps!!! That's some serious current -- and beefy wires to carry it.

Dont Know Me? You Are Me.

Energy Cocoon Tub: Room for One More?

db2 — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 16:09:08 EST

...Barbarella?

db2

Energy Cocoon Tub: Room for One More?

PantherShade — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:34:29 EST

I looked at the different tubs available, and it seemed like the units are designed for petite women.

Like most tubs, men can expect to hang out both ends like a kielbasa in a hotdog bun. Don't burn your knees on the overhead lamp trying to keep your feet in the water.

I can only presume that the manual warns against prolonged and repeated exposure to certain treatments.

Bah, I still want a deluxe model built for two. :P

PantherShade

Energy Cocoon Tub: Room for One More?

Geisrud — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:15:26 EST

Damn you MisterSleep, I wanted to get in the first comment about the model coming with the device.

That said - it looks there's a fake person in the closed unit.

Geisrud

Energy Cocoon Tub: Room for One More?

Munch the BanNail — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 14:52:21 EST

Call me a worrier, but I wouldn't be too comfortable being in a bubbling tub with high-powered lights inches above me. How much does that thing increase life insurance premiums?

Munch the BanNail

Energy Cocoon Tub: Room for One More?

MisterSleep — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 14:52:18 EST

Does it use your body's natural bio-energy to fuel a massive, artificially-intelligent array of machines?

I'd pay extra for that, as long as Blondie McLeggs was my podmate.

MisterSleep