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smactarse — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 18:00:47 EDT

@nutbastard -When it comes stateside, that oh-so-famous redmond company will probably rebrand it zune-style as the Microsoft Orifice

That would be the first Microsoft product that didn't suck! Probably wouldn't blow either.

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FlaminYawn — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 14:23:22 EDT

@munch420

do you suppose that theres guys in japan with english tatoos that say something along the lines of "Douchebag" or "Retard"?

Oh, definitely. There's an Asian guy who has tattooed "Insert General Tso's Chicken Here" (among other less savory expressions) in kanji on Anglo co-eds exposed midriffs. On the other hand, walking down the street in Japan, one is likely to encounter sweat shirts with the likes of "Shit Is My Girlfriend" on them. A line of Japanese clothes or toys for toddlers is "Little Shitty" The logo is a fresh… with eyes. They think it's cute. More fun stuff here: www.engrish.com (yes, it's spelled right).

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Munch the BanNail — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:25:34 EDT

I wonder if it helps solve constipation if you fasten it to the O-ring?

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soul_grind — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:41:46 EDT

you forgot to mention the name of the store, and how to find it.. may i suggest a google map...

er..

..not that i'm going to buy one..

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flog — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:02:16 EDT

i'll put out a $500 bounty for a proper field test report on youtube. this is important as it might resolve many problems in our society. take it seriously and fire that "sucker" up for good.

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infmom — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:57:35 EDT

All right, children, quit your squabbling or I'm stopping the car right now.

Sincerely, YOUR MOM

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vertigo — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:33:30 EDT

I was suppose to use a liner?

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zenn — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:29:37 EDT

@Scrapp

Actually, I just read off what I saw on google result, google it yourself. But you talked like you have personal experience. =)

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Grifter — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:18:48 EDT

I have tried this this product and I have to say. This product sucks, no really. Big time. If you turn it to suck hard it turns your member the same color as the product. Stay away!!!!

Signed

Travis Wilson

SNAP!

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Frank — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:16:05 EDT

Charles Bronson, Ten Till Midnight [1983], That is all.

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Kaiser-Machead — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:08:34 EDT

Finally, an electronic finger trap, for your penis!

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Hunty — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:02:05 EDT

@Zenn

you forget that Japan uses the metric system. That's 5.1 cm

;)

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Scrapp — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 16:46:09 EDT

@Zenn

Sounds like you have a lot of experience and you have your numbers backwards.

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Munch the BanNail — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 16:27:45 EDT

@nutbastard - I dunno. If the shirts on Engrish are any indication, I think it would be worse than that...

I'm Black (worn by an asian dude)

Yeasty (girl)

Kiss My Patch (girl)

Or the NSFW

Spread Beaver
Showing the Va___al Area!

They could be even worse if the tattoo artist studied the book entitled "Very F___ing English Lesson"

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diverguy — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 16:24:22 EDT

@rfayed

Well, it's about time you learned what the internet is really all about...

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diverguy — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 16:23:39 EDT

@nutbastard

Microsoft Orifice 2003 and earlier don't work on Vista though.. you'd have to upgrade to MS Orifice 2007 for that...

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nutbastard — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 16:02:29 EDT

@rfayed

im calling your parents right now. You are so grounded mister.

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rfayed — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:57:38 EDT

btw, im 14.

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rfayed — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:57:23 EDT

hahah, worthy of chens pantS?

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nutbastard — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:55:24 EDT

@munch420

do you suppose that theres guys in japan with english tatoos that say something along the lines of "Douchebag" or "Retard"?

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nutbastard — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:52:21 EDT

@giraffesack

you could say it, but then you'd out yourself as the asian hating racist that you are ^^

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hypereric — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:50:26 EDT

Uknow, its alot cheaper and better to just get into the driver's seat, hang your legs over the steering wheel, and use the automatic seat controls to "bend yourself" into an appropiate position.

NOT that I have ever attempted it. Just what I heard.

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girraffesack — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:47:37 EDT

oops! Huge mistake on the Chen/Lam front.

Can I just say that I had assumed Lam ALSO had a Wii in his pants because... well, don't we all?

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nutbastard — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:42:38 EDT

When it comes stateside, that oh-so-famous redmond company will probably rebrand it zune-style as the Microsoft Orifice (theres multiple jokes there! find em all!)

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TheBugMan — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:41:48 EDT

They release this a few days before S. Jobs put the iB-Job out.
The Japanese version will still be seen as the clone.

I got this one...
http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

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JimByte — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:41:38 EDT

Gizmodo...I am your Accountant...why aren't you returning my calls?

If you keep running this stuff, you will get another dozen companies dropping sponsorship.

Why didn't you listen to me the last time this happened?

PS...the big check from Apple arrived OK as usual.

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nutbastard — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:41:09 EDT

@giraffesack

i thought it was chen who stuck shit down his pants... i'd make a joke about asians all looking the same but... oh what the fuck, ASIANS ALL LOOK THE SAME! HA HA!

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nutbastard — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:39:01 EDT

iWad > e Sucky Sucky

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Thread — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:37:35 EDT

Needs more Hello Kitty.

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davidfbecker — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:37:13 EDT

Funny, it says "Heaven III" on the side there. I'm guessing that Heaven I and Heaven II horribly dismembered a few too many poor saps before they finally got it right with Heaven III.

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girraffesack — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:36:05 EDT

is there room next to the Wii in Lam's pants for this?

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zenn — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:30:59 EDT

@Scrapp

That's funny because average penis size is 5.0 inches in US and 5.1 inches in Japan. Gotta love those stereotypical myths. =)

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aec007 — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:28:00 EDT

Having the gallery pictures linked to the Hillary picture gallery is a total turn off.

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Spare_Change — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:09:10 EDT

eSucky Sucky
(Batteries not included)

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Scrapp — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:08:30 EDT

Pink Jampanese 8===D O-: Machine is hilarious.

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govkid201 — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:04:55 EDT

so we aren't necessarily all adults here. i've been reading gizmodo since i was 16. and i am sure there are lots of more people who aren't grown-ups on here, just to let you know.

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Munch the BanNail — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:04:17 EDT

@HomerJay - English is just plain cool in Japan (kind of like how you see all kind of asian tattoos on frat dudes who hope they've been correctly informed as to the meaning)...

From Engrish.com

Most of the Engrish found on Engrish.com is not an attempt to communicate - English is used as a design element in Japanese products and advertising to give them a modern look and feel (or just to "look cool"). There is often no attempt to try to get it right, nor do the vast majority of the Japanese population (= consumers) ever attempt to read the English design element in question

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nachobel — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:41:58 EDT

@Scrapp

Ouch

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KillerPM — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:30:16 EDT

What were you doing in a sex toy shop of that size? Do you have everything else already?

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Scrapp — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:27:57 EDT

Hay Brian, you finally got a girlfriend. It probably won't sell in the US because they don't make them large enough. It seems to suite Brian though.

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m3talsyr3n — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:21:33 EDT

Uhm, dude, if you have family in japan, they can actually send you things. like my cousin that works @ Tokyo U.

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gadgetfanatic — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:19:52 EDT

I have only one thing to say. What the (explitive deleted)

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Imperius — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:19:14 EDT

I cry for happy! Super happy premium time!

seriously though, why the hell can't we buy this stuff online. I mean...geesh... I know we all want to buy a latex sex doll in the form of a 10 year old, but the japanese restrict such things to japan only, no websites, no online ordering. Do I seriously need to pay 8000 dollars to fly down there, get the BJ machine, and claim it as heavy machinery at customs? ^^

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hypereric — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:12:44 EDT

homerjay: an even better question would be, "why the hell i there a piture of a dude on it"?!?!?

Note: Not saying there is anything wrong with that...

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bignaz2k — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:09:31 EDT

Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't see how this could be rigged into a cellphone cleaning machine. I would think the object would have to at least be cylindrical.

But maybe my cellphone just doesn't get dirty like your's does. Or I am missing something.

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liveallnight — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:05:37 EDT

Slow & Fast buttons... now you can define the speed of a "quickie" - cute.

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homerjay — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:03:05 EDT

I've never understood this- If this is a japanese product being sold in Japan- Why are the buttons and other parts labeled in english?

homerjay