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Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs

ceokhan — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:29:07 EDT

What is this world coming to! How many doggy customers satisfied so far? This is definitely a field trip for any dog!
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kicksonfire — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:41:24 EDT

hahaha... I need one for mine! I wonder what my pitbull would do to that ! Brilliant and amusing at the same time!

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bheinley — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:16:41 EST

I'm just curious where to buy this thing?? My dog humps my boyfriend like crazy!! If anyone has any information let me know!! It would be a great gift for my pup!

bheinley

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calaverasgrandes — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 18:59:13 EST

first, what is this from the same agency that came up with cingulars logo?
2nd, my female pit would totally hump the shit out of that.
no really

calaverasgrandes

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Luiz_Brazil — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:35:46 EST

DA.SISTA = here in Brazil also!! The funniest comments ever!!

Luiz_Brazil

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Amiash Loves You — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 23:22:24 EST

man, i couldnt look aT the first picture, my office mates here sure do think that im insane now for laughing out loud alone. and hell! and hell those dogs!

Amiash Loves You

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vote Obama — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:04:36 EDT

If there was a conversion kit for a Sony Aibo - now that would be interesting....

vote Obama

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mssujrry — Wed, 23 May 2007 18:53:29 EDT

OMG!! Puppy Porn, had to happen sooner or later go! fido! go!
DOWN THE PANTS
DOWN THE PANTS

mssujrry

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Trackback — Thu, 10 May 2007 11:59:57 EDT

Meanwhile, Val Kilmer patiently awaits a sex doll for manatees.

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goodaysunshine — Wed, 09 May 2007 14:32:44 EDT

I would like to know how much does it cost, and where and when we can buy it!!
Or If we can do it by web, where do we must go!!

Thanks

goodaysunshine

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Trackback — Tue, 01 May 2007 05:44:59 EDT

· For guys who can’t figure out how to operate his equipment [Penis Owner’s Manual] · Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around?

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scotto72 — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:19:30 EDT

The photograph is a manipulation of a photograph i took in 2002. There was origionally a particularly unimpressed cat under there. I dont think it's right that the designer should be using using my image to market his idea when it was never free of copyright and he's still never contacted me.

scotto72

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scotto72 — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:29:54 EDT

It's a shame the designer has stolen my photograph to market this idea!

This picture used to be a dog humping a cat and was number 1 in the humour section on an art website some 5 year ago, it was never copyright free.

scotto72

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michelleg661 — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:42:58 EDT

Cool! I wonder if they have a Tortise model! My "guy" would be set every spring for the rest of his 120 years.

michelleg661

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ArcticWolf — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 00:58:59 EDT

To solve cleaning problems use dog condoms...http://dogcondoms.com

multiple sizes and even meat flavored for canine pleasure

ArcticWolf

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janny1 — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:23:16 EDT

What a genius, what a creation, now my male and female can overcome their frustrations of not being able to work out how to do it. They just seem to like one anothers heads. Not that the boys would complain I guess! but!
We gave them both a fluffy slipper and called them the "Hummper dollies". They loved them till....wait till they see these hot little doggies.......look like they do everything, I hope they dont reproduce!!!!!!!

janny1

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Matt M. — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:01:15 EDT

I heard they plan to reinvest their profits and offer one for people to have fun with too! Now this is progressive!

Matt M.

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immumo — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:45:22 EDT

OMG 356,719 views!!

Amazing trend here at giz... I wonder how many of the readers actually have dogs!

Also, note to my favorite editor -
DOWN THE PANTS!!!! DOWN THE PANTS!!!!

immumo

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N8ivOKie — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:07:26 EDT

danimal says:

Wow, I wonder how you pitch that idea to your company with a straight face?

Luckily, I already have something similar. Its called fleece. My dog will go to town on anything, as long as it's fleece. Toys, blankets, sweatpants, pullovers, you name it, usually while people are wearing them.

So your dog goes down on down?

N8ivOKie

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Wolfechu — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 13:35:31 EDT

So how on earth did they miss the opportunity to call this 'the hot dog'?

Wolfechu

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Jonkanoo — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 21:09:55 EDT

It looks like a dog version of the Cingular logo...

Jonkanoo

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Kittymama — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 20:58:18 EDT

Whyever would it need to be disposable? A dog would never want to get rid of that. And he could pass it down to his children -- oh, wait . . .

Kittymama

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bobituel — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 16:51:01 EDT

WTF!

bobituel

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lilone254in_co-town — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:46:49 EDT

how much does it cost?!?!?!?!<:)my dog needs one of those my stuffed dollz sort of look like that!

lilone254in_co-town

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eigafan — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:31:35 EDT

Featured on Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld which aired on April 21. Greg mentioned Gizmodo as the source of the story/image.

eigafan

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Neagle — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 03:01:55 EDT

The scariest thing I find about this item is how closely it resembles European influenced modern toy design. I hope if this is a real product it includes some sort of doggy lubricant. These days it's best to spay and neuter your pet but, if you insist on breading this may provide some relief for your raging pup as well as a nasty dry cleaning bill.

Neagle

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whatdoumean — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 00:26:06 EDT

R U SERIOUS? WHY NOT JUST MAKE A HUMPING LEG?

whatdoumean

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pikey-pete — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:43:07 EDT

does it have a sump?

pikey-pete

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pikey-pete — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:42:32 EDT

does it have a sump ?

pikey-pete

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mikeyrush — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 13:28:43 EDT

Funniest thing I have seen in some time :) - every true dog loving owner (as it were) should buy one of these for their lovely pooch :) - will certainly reduce the "Oh, I'm sorry, he doesn't normally do that" type comment at dinner parties when pooch gets up close and personal with someones pants leg hehe :)

mikeyrush

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zhaviensdad — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:45:23 EDT

sad but true. someone is going to make a couple of million dollars off of this.

zhaviensdad

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thaldeman — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:06:33 EDT

Can my wife use it?

thaldeman

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smileygirl — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:39:03 EDT

I have a dog and a cat so I'm curious, is there more than one orifice? Also, how does it hold up to hot wax? One of my beasts is into some kinky sh*t.

smileygirl

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Trackback — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:21:49 EDT

If, uh, your dog, has a habit of, uh, befouling, certain of your possessions, and you're willing to pay anything (and you mean anything) to have it stop, the Hotdoll might start to sound like a really good idea. It is a pseudo-realistic sex doll for your dog.

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mattmchugh.com — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 00:16:35 EDT

What's with gary_7vn? Taking all the fun out of this just to point out the fact that this thing -- if actually used for its apparently intended purpose -- is unhealthy for a host veterinary reasons.

When did these "vetnocrats" ... these "killjoyarians" ... decide they had the right quash such entertaining piffle simply because it's medically unsound. Next thing you know, they'll be going after cock fights or pre-adolescent chimps in top hats as animal abuse. What's the point of being the pinnacle of creation if you can't torment the lower creatures for amusement now and then?

A little meat for thought there, folks.

mattmchugh.com

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hypnotoad — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 18:50:43 EDT

Looks like if someone squeezes it, it will whistle for the dog to come.

All puns intended.

hypnotoad

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mizmoon — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 18:05:25 EDT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. My dog humps just about anything stationary! He learned the hard way NOT to hump peoples legs though! I bet the person who thought this up laid in bed laughing his/her arse off for hours!

mizmoon

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jahknow — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 15:00:32 EDT

So this totally seems inspired by Michael Colton's work "Puppy Love" (Digital video, 2002, 1 min.). Watch it here:

http://illegal-art.org/video/index.html#puppy

This improvisational short, starring a bull terrier named Punchie, was created in the offices of Modern Humorist. The soundtrack, "Lapdance" by N.E.R.D., is used without permission "but with much respect."

jahknow

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poisonedkiki — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 14:50:46 EDT

I showed this link to a few friends of mine.

Mixed reactions.

"This would make a great Christmas present."

"I want one!"

"W..T..F."

One friend logged off completely.

I just want one to put on the front lawn. Right by the mailbox. Butt in.

poisonedkiki

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Trackback — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 14:22:21 EDT

For all those overly-frisky pups, Hotdoll is a leg and furniture stand in relieving owners of annoyance and dogs of their urges.

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manicmommy — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 13:41:52 EDT

Is it husband-approved?

manicmommy

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hypereric — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:08:48 EDT

154,502 satisfied customers and counting!

hypereric

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Amandaofcols — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:27:53 EDT

Um, I really hate to burst the horny toad vibe we got going here, but dogs don't hump as a sexual thing it's more of a dominance thing... They are trying to dominate the object they are humping!

Amandaofcols

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englebert77 — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:16:00 EDT

GOD BLESS AMERICA !

englebert77

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da.sista — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:47:01 EDT

laughin my ass of here in germany. never seen such funny bullshit before!

da.sista

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wage — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:24:26 EDT

Jason might prefer to have this gadget down his pants instead:
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/pink-japanese-blowjob-m...

wage

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LAGirl — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:48:06 EDT

must. bleach. eyeballs.

1. thank GOD my dog is female.
2. thank GOD she is fixed.
3. Fierock - "I sense a whole new, dirty,dirty genre of pr0n". heh heh.
4. 113,523 pervs and counting.

LAGirl

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Trackback — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:28:48 EDT

Ok, I'm not usually one to do linkposts, but it's just been such an odd day for this stuff... From robots.net (who I think got it from someone else but it was the first place I saw it and boy was I shocked to see it there...

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Trackback — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:25:58 EDT

Just what your horny-leg-humping dog needs - a sex doll dog. Complete with rear orifice for real penetration.

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Mongoose — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:17:13 EDT

This looks too much like http://www.zizzle.com/V14/products/product-iz.html .

Mongoose

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Arielle — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 00:33:19 EDT

I know a poodle who would be very excited if it came in leather. He likes to dominate.

Arielle

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MixiBoi — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 23:33:02 EDT

It's nice to know 72,185 of us are pervs...

MixiBoi

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wasteofbandwidth — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 23:27:40 EDT

DOWN THE PANTS!

Oh, does it blend?

wasteofbandwidth

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rad_matter — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 23:14:38 EDT

Call me crazy, but I want one for myself and my future dog.

rad_matter

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cati — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 22:29:57 EDT

They should make a Chanel version for trendy doggy!

cati

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Gary_7vn — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:58:17 EDT

This is all very amusing, but a plastic "love doll" for dogs is a really bad idea. Dogs "hump" for a lot of reasons, most of which you do not want to encourage. Dogs will do this to dominate and yes for fun, but sometimes they are "doing it" to relieve itching, or burning. Allowing your pet to hump a piece of plastic is a poor substitute for a trip to the vet. I seriously doubt a dog would be more attracted to this thing than a leg or muffy anyway. Include me out, and anyone who is thinking about buying this thing should talk to a vet or at least read this article: http://www.veterinarypartner.com/Content.plx?P=A&A=1498&S=...

It might be popular with some humans though...

Gary_7vn

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wetworker — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:35:37 EDT

lol

wetworker

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scootertrash — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:32:33 EDT

i just wanna know what's it cost?

scootertrash

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scootertrash — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:32:03 EDT

i just wanna know how much it cost?

scootertrash

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Trackback — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:27:34 EDT

Finally. Someone's come up with a sex toy for your dog to draw his attention away from anything covered in a sock or a pant. It's the Dogdoll, similar in purpose to the inflatable blonde you keep in the closet. So similar, in fact, that... No, sharing a sex toy with Pepe is all kinds of wrong.

Trackback

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ReverendTed — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:11:03 EDT

It's been said, but the majority of FeelAddicted's products (including the "HotDoll") appear to be nothing more than elaborate CG mockups.

ReverendTed

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Violet Blue — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:24:48 EDT

nice to see you guys filling out that "humping dogs" tag. or is it filling in?

Violet Blue

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davidfbecker — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 18:53:38 EDT

I can't believe how many people have actually looked at this thing. I mean, I did, but I'm a sick bastard.. you people must all have issues too!

davidfbecker

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Karttikeya — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 18:42:57 EDT

I'll stick with buying bitches.

Karttikeya

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shtuppina — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 18:38:29 EDT

My question is: where's the drain valve?

shtuppina

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superbmtsub — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 18:31:52 EDT

Forgot to mention that it looks painful. Needs more lube cuz "Dogs jus wanna have fun!"

superbmtsub

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jcpanda — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 18:00:51 EDT

I sent the URL to my wife... She wanted to know how I have managed to not lose my job yet.
She also observed that they need to make a "low-slung" model for bassett hounds and dachshunds.

jcpanda

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strider_mt2k — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:43:29 EDT

hypereric I'm facinated by your theory and would like to subscribe to your news letter!

DOWN THE PANTS!
DOWN THE PANTS!

strider_mt2k

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BigDanInTX — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:41:14 EDT

ROFLMAO@hypereric!!!! DOWN THE PANTS!!!!!

BigDanInTX

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darkwaters — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:36:16 EDT

Sick sick puppies.

I can set a couple of these in the front yard.
I'll never have to worry about someone dog shitting in my grass again.

darkwaters

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hypereric — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:29:13 EDT

{sigh} I have no doubt this will go down in Gizmodo history as one of the most commented on articles ..... {sigh} makes me nostalgic for the ole days when the only action around here was when Chen would shove stuff down his pants....

WAIT A TICK!!! I just had a great idea!

Come'on everybody, join in the chant:

DOWN THE PANTS!
DOWN THE PANTS!
DOWN THE PANTS!

hypereric

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kerry — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:19:56 EDT

@vwmike - Or oozinator, as the case may be.
Blech.

kerry

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polarbear176 — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:04:30 EDT

This is somewhat creepy. After a while, won't the dog realize that it's not real? They hump legs, but the legs are attached to living, breathing, creatures. This is (I'm assuming) plastic. Doesn't sound like fun.

polarbear176

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starkey — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:03:31 EDT

this is great, now all the dogs out there can be like their owners and masturbate too...

starkey

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superbmtsub — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 16:52:09 EDT

Now if only they made a larger version of that "USB HUMPING DOG" for the female dogs in heat. That would be a sight to see.

superbmtsub

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SBGUY27 — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 16:43:53 EDT

to funny the Dog is really giving it to that toy...

SBGUY27

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ANoel — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 16:43:22 EDT

"How Much is that Doggie in the Window?" (Amsterdam)

ANoel

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kevjohn — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 16:33:14 EDT

These things aren't as funny ever since that one guy stopped asking everytime if it has an iPod dock.

kevjohn

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antgoo — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 16:20:13 EDT

That last picture is just wrong.

antgoo

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vwmike — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 16:07:03 EDT

So in effect it's a self-loading watergun?

vwmike

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Czechxican — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 16:05:04 EDT

Man if this thing is cheaper than forking 50 bucks out for a neuter, you can count me in on it.

Czechxican

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Thoth74 — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:58:10 EDT

"Oh look mommy, a sqeaky toy!"

NONONO HONEYDON'T SQUEEZE IT!!!

Oh dear.

And once again, strider_mt2k with the win.

Thoth74

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periodontist — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:51:40 EDT

Now if only it were USB powered...

periodontist

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med — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:49:08 EDT

... but will it blend?

med

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radio — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:45:40 EDT

Another sign of the apocalypse!

radio

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hypereric — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:20:39 EDT

Mr Black: I guess ending up in the hospital would be better then that poor perv that got stuck in the pool intake at a hotel a few years back in Clearwater, FL. He was there for hours before he told anyone. And being morning time, word spread to morning radio jocks very quickly and everybody was in a rush to go see him get cut loose by the fire department.

hypereric

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TheBugMan — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:19:15 EDT

Dude, if I had a dog I'd get this in a heartbeat! Only after testing myself though.

TheBugMan

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guruscotty — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:17:20 EDT

> 2. is it flammable?

Crimminy - how fast does your dog hump? My dog doesn't appear to build up enough friction to catch things on fire.

guruscotty

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sxt173 — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 14:57:56 EDT

@ Kaiser-Machead

now, that's disturbing..

sxt173

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Mr. Black — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 14:51:46 EDT

I can't wait for the first report of a man getting, um, stuck in one of these and ending up at the hospital.

Mr. Black

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Matatias — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 14:51:06 EDT

An Aibo could be better than this. A waterproof (or another-thing-proof) Aibo, of course.

Matatias

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willyolio — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 14:47:05 EDT

doggy sex toy... sounds funny as hell, but the saddest thing is it's actually a very good idea. my gf's damn dog never lets go of my leg.

willyolio

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Dirk — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 14:45:23 EDT

Haha! I just noticed the hole...

Someone please tell me this is a joke.

Dirk

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kinematicdigit — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 14:34:29 EDT

Now we know what happened to the Cinguluar logo, or this is what AT&T is doing to Cingular. Eitherway, fun!

kinematicdigit

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Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy! — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 14:23:11 EDT

Stick a motion sensor in it, connect that to a loud speaker and/or shock collar components, and you will teach your dog to never hump anything again.

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

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Pthance — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 14:21:35 EDT

I thought the point was to get your dog to stop humping stuff, not to watch him do it with a blowup doll.....

Pthance

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chuloallen — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 14:18:10 EDT

didnt think about it when u picked your name did u dogtoy!! Moraaaaaaaahhahaha

chuloallen

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ultim8fury — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 14:16:38 EDT

Bow-wow chika bow-wow

Perhaps doggy porn should be NSFW

ultim8fury

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DogToy — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 14:12:43 EDT

Ugh... How do I change my name?

DogToy

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kaikai34 — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 14:06:07 EDT

awesome!

kaikai34

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adamrice — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 14:02:34 EDT

Marital aids and dog toys have long been easy to confuse.<... Now we've got a product that does both!

adamrice

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headscan70 — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 14:02:20 EDT

Due out next month....Dogs Gone Wild....

See the dogs of college girls get crazy....

Is that the video we are waiting for??

headscan70

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aec007 — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:49:01 EDT

Next up:
Doggy condoms...
Doggy dildos...

Doggies-gone-wild videos... (Hump-a-thon edition) with a bunch of these Hotdolls plastered in ads from Purina Puppy-Chow, Nutro, etc... like Nascar style cars...

There's always a market for something... regardless of how weird it is....

aec007

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Fierock — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:40:46 EDT

it's creepy.

I sense a whole new, dirty,dirty genre of pr0n

Fierock

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zerooveride427 — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:38:18 EDT

I just have one questions: why?!?!?

zerooveride427

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Paradise — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:29:05 EDT

@nzruss:

yeah i'm just giving you shit :)

maybe they'll make disposable inserts that you can stick inside fluffy 2.0

@diverguy:

i think females are more creative in general. there are more things that can be stuck in a hole than there are holes that can have things stuck in them.

Paradise

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bgplpshep — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:28:14 EDT

This makes me glad that my dog has a girlfriend.

bgplpshep

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diverguy — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:20:40 EDT

These are too small. I have a Golden Retriever. If he tried to use these things, they'd explode.

It also begs the question, where are the dog toys for the female dogs??...

diverguy

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danimal — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:20:38 EDT

Wow, I wonder how you pitch that idea to your company with a straight face?

danimal

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primetime4 — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:16:31 EDT

Am I the only one that wants to see an action vid? Or just play the humping dog USB key again.

primetime4

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jutman — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:05:12 EDT

I have scary images of my dog getting "stuck" in that thing and dragging it around. What do i say to the neighbor when i drag both out front and use the hose on them.

jutman

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Ross Winn — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:01:46 EDT

someone owes me a new keyboard. I just hope this is a joke. No, I pray this is a joke.

Ross Winn

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kerry — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:59:46 EDT

@HoseHead - I was just about to point that out. Not sure what the term for a horny male dog is, but considering it doesn't seem to be seasonal or phasic in any way, I guess it's just "male dog." Heh. My parents' dog, even though his nuts are long gone, likes to hump his doggie pillow bed thingy, for hours and hours. Makes me sad to watch, since he can't ever finish (what with the no balls and all). Poor doggie.

kerry

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hypereric — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:59:36 EDT

Its the End of the World. Or at least the portion of the world that would buy such things.

hypereric

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HoseHead — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:54:48 EDT

i hate to be the one to break the bad news but male dogs don't go into heat. that's the term for when da bitches are OTR.

HoseHead

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nzruss — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:52:23 EDT

I'm, of course kidding about the dishwasher thing....

I just cant think of how else you'd clean it out without touching it. Ewww. Gross.

My Shitsu once mated with a Bull-mastiff. The offspring was Bull.....

nzruss

Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs

Munch the BanNail — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:52:12 EDT

I don't even know where to start. That's just wrong on so many levels.

Munch the BanNail

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YellowTree — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:51:06 EDT

It's called doggy style for a reason, ye know!

YellowTree

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deepdish — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:49:36 EDT

any options for strap ons for our lesibian dogs?

deepdish

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SBGUY27 — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:49:34 EDT

this is just wrong... in so many ways...

SBGUY27

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siblog — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:48:08 EDT

So what makes your dog attracted to it? My dog likes to hump legs and other dogs but he doesn't just jump on any inanimate object.

siblog

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Spare_Change — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:47:30 EDT

My pooch needs a cigarette...

Spare_Change

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Zadaz — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:41:47 EDT

Too bad these are renders/Photoshop jobs. Some intern in some art department somewhere has been warped for life. And to think they were a little excited when they were told they'd get to work on a sex doll today...

Zadaz

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discounteggroll — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:41:32 EDT

does it have a reservoir or do I need to clean it each time my dog wants some?

discounteggroll

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KurticusMaximus — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:38:13 EDT

The hole is toooooooooooooooo much.

Now you're basically just collecting your dog's semen. Icky.

KurticusMaximus

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Grifter — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:38:07 EDT

HAHAHAHAH. I love it. The big question on everyone's mind... WHERE IS THE DAMN VIDEO!??!

Man. This is hil-hairy-a$$. Yo Quero Taco Bell my Aunt Mary. Yo Quero HotDiggidyDoll!

What kind of return policy do they have? What happens if your weiner dog gets his ummm, thingy stuck? Can you sue?

Grifter

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strider_mt2k — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:37:47 EDT

"Oh look mommy, a sqeaky toy!"

NONONO HONEYDON'T SQUEEZE IT!!!

Oh dear.

strider_mt2k

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jutman — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:34:50 EDT

The lack of anatomical correctness makes me think the poor dogs are going to have a bit of an issue.

jutman

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deepdish — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:32:44 EDT

There is a butt hole on it.

I didn't know dogs were into anal sex.

Better clean it often, it might stink after awhile.

deepdish

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cloudnine — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:32:34 EDT

oh my god it actually has a hole! o_O

cloudnine

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uhura — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:32:22 EDT

I'm getting one for my pooch. I have a 4lb chihuahua who has tried to mate with a full grown rottie and a mastif.

Needless to say his life may have been @ risk.

I think these things could actually save his life!!!

uhura

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Paradise — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:31:49 EDT

@agrajag42:

thank you for explaining the joke.

Paradise

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Sockpuppet — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:31:04 EDT

Man that little guy in the first picture is really going for it. GO BOY GO!!!

Sockpuppet

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agrajag42 — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:30:04 EDT

1. is it disposable in an environmentally safe manner?

Yes, if your dog pounds on it enough.

2. is it flammable?

Yes, (see above)

agrajag42

Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs

AhnyerKeester — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:27:40 EDT

That's just weird. I mean part of the fun of having small dogs is seeing how far you can fling them when they get too friendly with your leg.

AhnyerKeester

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92BuickLeSabre — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:27:22 EDT

Have to appreciate the ergonomically designed waist to reduce doggy carpal tunnel.

92BuickLeSabre

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Paradise — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:26:26 EDT

@nzruss:

you want to wash it in the same spot you wash your dishes?

better questions:

1. is it disposable in an environmentally safe manner?

2. is it flammable?

Paradise

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atomriot — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:25:24 EDT

why isnt there any multicolor ones? i mean not all dogs are just black or white.

these guys are so genus canis racist

atomriot

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nzruss — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:21:56 EDT

Is it dishwasher safe?

nzruss

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flameskeleton — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:21:30 EDT

holy shit!!....

flameskeleton