<![CDATA[MPION MP3 Player is Expensive, But Good for Magical Facials - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[MPION MP3 Player is Expensive, But Good for Magical Facials - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[MPION MP3 Player is Expensive, But Good for Magical Facials]]> There's an accessory for this that lets you carry it on a fashionable pearl necklace.

Sorry. :)

uraphake

]]> <![CDATA[MPION MP3 Player is Expensive, But Good for Magical Facials]]> "Its negative ion generator is said to magically clean all that gunk out of your skin's zillions of pores"

Certainly, as long as you are wearing your q-ray bracelet as well. BTW I have an MP3 player with a photo-bionic scanner embedded in it as well for sale. You Buy? :P

electrikecho

]]> <![CDATA[MPION MP3 Player is Expensive, But Good for Magical Facials]]> I clicked the link to read more about facials, but nothing come up :(.

.glib

]]> <![CDATA[MPION MP3 Player is Expensive, But Good for Magical Facials]]> It's the opposite of "that kind of facial". It makes your face come.

ANoel

]]> <![CDATA[MPION MP3 Player is Expensive, But Good for Magical Facials]]> Ah yes... The magical ionizer. Can someone please explain how a negative ion generator will do ANYTHING for my skin? Does it work like a magnet and suck the gunk out of my pores? Or is it like the "light therapy" stuff on infomercials?

Simple_thinking

]]> <![CDATA[MPION MP3 Player is Expensive, But Good for Magical Facials]]> Yeah, I'm sure putting your greasy paws all over the MP3 Player, then rubbing it all over your face, will do wonders for your complexion.

Where do they come up with this crap?!

osupuck19

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