ROBO Chair, Voice Controlled Massage Chair For the Lazy Elitist - Gizmodo Comments

ROBO Chair, Voice Controlled Massage Chair For the Lazy Elitist

Levendis47 — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:30:02 EDT

For the S&M types at the end of the massage it inserts and pulls fish hooks out of your flesh, wraps you in razorwire, stump-grinds a hole in your crotch and then collapse around you dumping your ground up remains out a dilating hole in the back a la Happiness In Slavery...

Sorry, NIN on the brain tonight... goog the HIS video if you want to "get it" (WARNING: HIS video is denfinitely NSFW or small children or the sane).

Levendis47

ROBO Chair, Voice Controlled Massage Chair For the Lazy Elitist

superbmtsub — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:47:20 EDT

That looks like the Girls Gone Wild producer/owner who went to prison for a bunch of scandalous stuff and was recently released. Maybe he bought that massage chair to heal his hurtin butt!

superbmtsub

ROBO Chair, Voice Controlled Massage Chair For the Lazy Elitist

Windhawk — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:42:40 EDT

To the rescue: Optimus ThighMassager!

Windhawk

ROBO Chair, Voice Controlled Massage Chair For the Lazy Elitist

homerjay — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:31:36 EDT

What the hell does this have to do with iPhone? This doesn't belong here!
Now get the hell outta here, Ben, ya loveable little skamp. (ruffling up hair with hand)

homerjay

ROBO Chair, Voice Controlled Massage Chair For the Lazy Elitist

marovada — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:11:37 EDT

They should combine this with a motorized wheel chair. I'll never have to get up again. I can even play the wii sitting down and now get any exercise at all :)

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