What's In Sony's Bottle? - Gizmodo Comments

What's In Sony's Bottle?

meher — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 06:04:52 EDT

well i suggest that you keep it as it is in its original pack and then maybe 10 years later you could try auctioning it off or maybe your grand kids will if they find it in the attic.

meher

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Paradise — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 18:26:04 EDT

my money's on leftover goat's blood.

Paradise

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sanjsrik — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 13:12:36 EDT

you know, it'd be nice if they used their documentation team.

sanjsrik

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NCMO — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:22:53 EDT

I bet you tried to drink it after suffering through the Halo xbox 360 announcement.

NCMO

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kmanfactor — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:47:54 EDT

It will only work with a proprietary bottle opener produced by Sony.

kmanfactor

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lws1984 — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:51:07 EDT

It's the blood of PS3 engineers. Combined with the katra of the ones who developed that copy-protected CD bullshit.

Drink the stuff, the worst that could happen is that you come up with stupid ideas.
The best that could happen is that you could come up with enough awesome ideas to make up for the stupid ones.

Maybe Sony should drink some of their own wine.

lws1984

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Michael Lehet — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:46:50 EDT

Be like Alice and drink it. I mean the worse that can happen is that you shrink, right?

Michael Lehet

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Hand_O_Death — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:23:45 EDT

Spakling water is a common gift in those type of bottles.

Either that or they stopped my "Will It Blend" and really bottled a vaio laptop in the thing.

Hand_O_Death

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Admiral55 — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:11:43 EDT

Soylent Green....IS PEOPLE!!!

Admiral55

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trm382 — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:04:01 EDT

dude.... keep it for 46 years.... then sell it...

trm382

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Lance Wallen — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:52:44 EDT

Two words.

Sony Enema.

Lance Wallen

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SuperSonicStickMan — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:40:36 EDT

I liked Crucifix99 comment about Apple Juice...

However, based on the available logo... what you are holding is a bottle of Muricata Champagne.

SuperSonicStickMan

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steinwaytony — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:34:35 EDT

Rootkit.

steinwaytony

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kwicherbichin — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:00:16 EDT

Guess they figured you guys drink enough Apple juice that Sony would send some of their own.

kwicherbichin

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Cormier6083 — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:11:36 EDT

@Mless:

Well then he would be pulling a Micheal Jackson.

Cormier6083

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Adam Shegrud — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:09:31 EDT

I know what to do with it.

Drink it
If you get drunk, sue the pants off Sony.
No mention of alcohol content is illegal (at least in my state)

Of course I would have a hard time suing someone that sent me some free booze.

But then again fuck Sony they are evil bastards and all their electronics are over priced.

Adam Shegrud

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sejenkins — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 04:41:20 EDT

my suggestions:
a) pour it on your keyboard with the hopes of being sucked into the internet.

b)pour it into your AIBO's water dish and hope for something wonderful to happen.

c)make otter pops out of it and sell them to the neighborhood kids. (drunkard dan might make a good otter pop name.)

sejenkins

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calaverasgrandes — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 04:25:28 EDT

ITS SONY GAY JUICE, IT SSKWIRTS ON YOUR COMPUTER AND MAKE IT GAY
VAI-O

calaverasgrandes

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DaSmith — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:49:30 EDT

Hm... I suggest test it on someone unsuspecting and if he doesn't die in the next 48 hours you should be pretty safe drinking the rest of the bottle with Gizmodo staff. Or yourself

DaSmith

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sackofjawea — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:32:27 EDT

I am voting for a combo of the suggestions here. Pour it down your pants.

sackofjawea

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deweydecimated — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:11:08 EDT

perhaps you should enjoy a DRaM.

deweydecimated

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MadModderX — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:46:36 EDT

It's poison, you know it, we know it. If you don't drink it and come to the event it's a death trap. But it could be the best stuff out there if you choose not to drink it. Or the even is actually worthwhile if you decide not to go. You lose in every situation.

MadModderX

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TuxRug — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:28:53 EDT

Forward the package back to Sony... How about Sony BMG music -- radical overly-oppressive technologies keeping innocents troubled (R.O.O.T.K.I.T.) department.

TuxRug

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VakeroRokero — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:59:51 EDT

probably filled with dog sperm since gizmodo has downplayed their hardware...

VakeroRokero

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pupaboy — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:44:37 EDT

The woman of questionable morals will be coming up your hotel room tonight at 11:00 pm courtesy of Sony. You lucky dog!

pupaboy

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Blamo — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:30:35 EDT

@rbf2000:
I bet I can guess what 99% of the photoshop entries will have the hand holding! XD

Blamo

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AdmNaismith — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:27:43 EDT

best guess- Cook's Champagne bottled in Madera, CA. The bell logo on the foil should give everything away, but I can't quite pin it down.

AdmNaismith

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gregh2000 — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:25:02 EDT

Maybe the party is BYOB and you are to bring the alcohol with you.

gregh2000

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undeadmachine — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:24:05 EDT

if you open it, at least point it away from your eyes. i have a feeling its going to shoot blurays in yo fayce.

undeadmachine

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Mike918 — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:17:21 EDT

Jesus Juice!

Mike918

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jcraig — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:16:31 EDT

Sony Vaio! It'll get you drunk! You'll be f***in fat chicks in no time!

jcraig

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ReaderRob — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:13:47 EDT

Is there a champagne versin of the beer vomiting godzilla?

ReaderRob

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bigMoneyMIKE — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 00:53:19 EDT

Fucking PANTS THAT SHIT Vato! And I agree with JCraig: It's JESUS-BLOOD. Or a FAX of it.

bigMoneyMIKE

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jcraig — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 00:26:04 EDT

It's Steve Jobs' blood.

jcraig

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Omega — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 00:13:52 EDT

Only one question matters here:

Will it blend?

Omega

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Necromatik — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 00:13:37 EDT

If I bend over a little can you vaio my butt?

Necromatik

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Bryguy1319 — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 00:13:05 EDT

It's probably straight poison for all of the iphone coverage

Bryguy1319

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lionelbob — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 00:07:53 EDT

IF you drink it, you must only use Sony Vaio compatible champagne glasses.

lionelbob

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taciturnforsale — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:49:27 EDT

drink it, but take pictures and post them on gizmodo if you get wasted and do something stupid!

taciturnforsale

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Elitist Snob — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:35:35 EDT

It's the VaioPhone. Don't expect long lines outside SonyStyle boutiques.

Elitist Snob

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Azdak — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:28:39 EDT

does it have nothing about alcohol content on the bottle? if so, it's sparkling cider or something.

I hope for your sake its a bottle of Blane de Noir tho.

Azdak

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jmdecombe — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:18:36 EDT

actually that was a goat if my memory is correct...

jmdecombe

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jmdecombe — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:17:11 EDT

or maybe it contains the blood of sheep slaughtered at a past sony event. i wouldn't put it past them...

jmdecombe

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justforfun — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:15:35 EDT

"It's (fake?) champagne... you can tell by the twisty tie holding the cork in under the foil that implies the content are under pressure..."

yea, I think that part was established... jesus.

justforfun

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justforfun — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:14:48 EDT

drink it or throw it down the drain?

why not just put it with the other lamer schwag you guys get and forget about it...

justforfun

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almostinfamous — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:14:24 EDT

@ceilingFANBOY: if by journalist you mean blogger... i dont know any real world journos

almostinfamous

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P3nnst8r — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:13:45 EDT

U need a guinea pig for the first taste.

Chen!

P3nnst8r

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jmdecombe — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:10:04 EDT

it contains sony kool-aid. not as potent as apple kool-aid but still delicious.

jmdecombe

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rfayed — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:03:48 EDT

yeah sell it on ebay for sure. even if its not wine or anything, people will pay big bucks for it. im sure itt'l sell fast.

rfayed

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mesaboogie — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:02:43 EDT

It's the Vaio's 10th anniversary, according to akihabara.

mesaboogie

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gilleskd — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:58:59 EDT

It's (fake?) champagne... you can tell by the twisty tie holding the cork in under the foil that implies the content are under pressure...

gilleskd

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bombastinator — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:55:06 EDT

Silly silly man! This is gizmodo!

SET IT ON FIRE!

And if that doesn't work you folks should still have that inflatable beer bong around somewhere.

bombastinator

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rbf2000 — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:50:35 EDT

Use it as the prize for a contest. Maybe, the best photoshopped version of the picture wins the item in the picture.

rbf2000

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CyRu5 — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:49:17 EDT

it's probly just apple cider or something. I'd drink it. OR maybe some fanboy would pay a ton of money for it on eBay. lol

CyRu5

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ceilingFANBOY — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:45:03 EDT

I see this blowing up in Sony's face when they accidentally send this to a journalist who is younger than 21 and they get sued for supplying alcohol to minors.

ceilingFANBOY

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drum — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:43:50 EDT

drink!

drum

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adamgamble — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:40:49 EDT

Pants it!

adamgamble

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robotstephe — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:37:08 EDT

drink it! drink it! drink it!

robotstephe

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Mless — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:36:21 EDT

Open it, smell it, if you are still unsure find little annoying neighbor boy and tell him its juice

Mless

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xxGenericSNxx — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:32:28 EDT

Maybe give it away?...

xxGenericSNxx