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Cooler Scoop Prevents Ice Hands

bbfreak — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 18:04:22 EDT

So much for necessity being the soul mother of innovation. I mean who is that picky? Sure your drink is cold, you put it in a cooler so it would remain so, but you have hands that are warm because your warm blooded. See what I'm saying, you already have all the bloody tools your need. Oh well, I look forward to seeing this on a late night paid-program where they try to sell me something I really really really don't need.

bbfreak

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OldSchoolGadgetLover — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 13:57:26 EDT

I'm with ImAJoeBob... what kind of a wuss is going to sit there and spend 5 minutes trying to fish out a can or bottle of beer with a flimsy spatula type gizmo while the other guys are waiting behind you? May as well tattoo "I'm a Nancy Boy, come kiss me" on your forehead. I suppose it's okay for small children and faint hearted women grabbing their favorite diet coke out of the bottom of the chest since the cases of beer typically smother the couple of cokes you put in there.

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witeowl — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:18:10 EDT

Br4nD0NH347: I guess I'm a pickier drinker than some here. When I want a frosty coke, I won't be happy with any of the other "dark spots" in the cooler. Thus, my hand stays in the water for quite some time. But, maybe that's the price I pay for fine tasts.

witeowl

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commentmaster — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:46:57 EDT

Awesome, just what I need. Now if they can come up with a stick that can tie shoes I could finally start wearing shoes with laces again.

commentmaster

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LoganSix — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:31:13 EDT

It would be better if it was a claw.

LoganSix

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tellahoohooo — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:09:52 EDT

at least its got a bottle opener on the other end giving it some function???

score one for people to lazy to bend all the way over to fish through the cooler!

tellahoohooo

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br4nd0nh347 — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 09:09:59 EDT

@ witeowl

seriously how long does it take to pull out a can? you can see it and if it's on the bottom you 'll see the dark spot.
you only fish around in arctic waters for a sec
but you drink the slurpee for alot longer time.

br4nd0nh347

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Christan_Eff — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:02:59 EDT

This thing should work perfect for me, as my favourite beverages have always been generic "COLA" and "ROOTBEER" from the 1982 Foodland line, and this is undeniable photographic proof that I will now be able to grab them from my cooler. (There is not enough room in my Unabomber shack for a refrigerator, so they've really thought of everything here.) Is this thing USB? (Thanko RULZ)

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imajoebob — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:01:49 EDT

Man-up, Shirley! If you're still sober enough to care how cold the water is looking for the last bottle of beer then wipe the neck of your Miller Lite on your dress and go watch your TiVo of Desperate Housewives.

imajoebob

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mopar_man — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 00:47:47 EDT

You know, if this was made of a sturdier material, it looks about long enough to beat up whoever brings one of these to a party.

mopar_man

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dingus — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 00:25:14 EDT

Beer is like nature's antifreeze. So you only really need to suffer the first couple of cans and then you're golden.

dingus

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ShabazOSU — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 23:30:32 EDT

I'm guessing Zima fans are overjoyed.

ShabazOSU

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Trowble (XBL/PSN) — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 23:12:53 EDT

This should be a new Manlaw: No grabbing of beer from the cooler with a utensil.

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

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David Sikes — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:55:34 EDT

Now there's a solution in search of a problem.

David Sikes

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discounteggroll — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:58:33 EDT

seriously? If you don't have the guts to reach into a cooler, you definitely don't deserve the icy frost cooled beverage on the other end, whether it be a soothing beer or queerishly mild wine cooler

discounteggroll

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witeowl — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:46:13 EDT

Hmmm... actually a good idea... is what I thought before I saw the near-$15 pricetag.

And Br4nD0NH347: Yeah, but there's a big difference in the affect on one's hand between holding on to a can and fishing around in arctic waters. Kind of like the difference between drinking a slurpee and getting brain freeze.

witeowl

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zarchitect — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:43:14 EDT

just use the one you scooped the cat-crap with 2 minutes ago and you can save yourself a few dollars... just don't use the cooler ice for any other drink.

zarchitect

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snowman — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:16:49 EDT

Theres no way that hand belongs to a male. Its obviously a very manly woman, hence the rootbeer.

snowman

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br4nd0nh347 — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:13:46 EDT

umm don't you hold it with your hands afterward?

br4nd0nh347

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God made the pretty girls pretty because he likes them more — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:34:32 EDT

I'll buy that for a dollar

(and judging by the quality, I'm sure I can find it soon at the dollar store)

God made the pretty girls pretty because he likes them more

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BayTraveler — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:32:08 EDT

wusses. if you are too delicate to reach in and grab one then you don't need it.

BayTraveler