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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/hype-sheet/hype-sheet-directv-couldnt-afford-newt-287555.php#c2088093">dfwguy</A>: re: any uses for your disconnected DTV Tivos... you can shoot a message over to the tivocommunity.com that you have a couple of good units for sale or if you're not up to signing up for the forums try checking out tivolovers.com, an active community of Tivo lovers. </P>
<P>You may want to shoot an email,at the former, to the webmaster, megazone, and let him know you have a couple of units to unload.There have been a few blog posts detailing the troubles DTV subscribers have in getting the DTV-TiVo version of the receiver from customer service (if I recall there's a certain model number to ask for) and I'm sure there's a loving home that could use your soon-to-be-disconnected DTV TiVos.</P> <p>anmlStyl</p>]]></description>
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Thanks for reminding me why I don't watch TV anymore.</p> <p>ThirdType</p>]]></description>
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Oh Cameron will be outraged because he did not wanted to get any money on reruns, right?</p> <p>whiskey</p>]]></description>
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PS. @RDLDR1</p>
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Doing a Star Wars one is the most idiotic idea ever.</p> <p>CODIFEROUS</p>]]></description>
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These ads mostly suck all the time...mostly</p> <p>CODIFEROUS</p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c2087566">nutbastard</a>: <br>
Dont you mean When she was in The Hunger?<br>
And Aliens best sci fi movie ever?<br>
First Alien=horror<br>
2nd Aliens=Action<br>
3rd Aliens=teh suck</p>
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best sci fi movie ever?<br>
I nominate Darkstar.<br>
or for reals <br>
Akira, Fantastic Planet, and <br>
er uh, another little Ridley Scott flick, Bladerunner?<br>
 </p> <p><a href="http://doctorruss.com/nsv">calaverasgrandes</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@Nutbastard: when was susan sarandon ever cute (buggy eyes and droopy boob)? </P>
<P>you might as well ask for the hot mindy cohn from Facts of Life too. <BR>(I myself preferred Geri Jewell...yum -handicapable!!!)</P></BR> <p>Gtaste8</p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c2087982">andrebasso</a>: yup that's them</p> <p>aboriginal</p>]]></description>
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I'm not sure whom these ads are supposed to appeal to. I'm a huge fan of Back to the Future and Aliens, both of which were modded for DirecTV advertising, and all the commercials did was annoy and anger me. Why would anyone think that I would somehow want to see these characters and scenes that I love and re-watch often used to sell a product? I was pretty indifferent to DirecTV before they started airing these ads. I currently have cable, but I definitely would've considered DirecTV down the road at a later date. </p>
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Not anymore...</p> <p>Killdozer0000</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Having had DirecTV since '95, I will ditch them tomorrow for ATT Uverse. Even though I am a "premier" (sp?) customer, I have been looking for anything that wasn't Comcast. Uverse will give me IPTV and DSL. I get to dump the SBC landline, so I will actually save a buck or two. The primary reason for leaving is that I never got TiVo to go or sharing files between TiVo units or remote TiVo programming, and every time I pressed DirecTV on the issue I was told "late this year". When I found out that my HD TiVo was not capable of getting the additional HD channels to be added "late this year" and that I would have to go with their box which isn't a genuine TiVo, I figured that I was losing TiVo anyway and with a wired connection I wouldn't lose service during heavy rain. Anyone know of any uses for DirecTivo (1 series 2 and 1 HD-250) boxes once I disconnect?</P> <p>dfwguy</p>]]></description>
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I love these ads! I cant wait till they do a Gladiator or Star Wars one, if possible.</p> <p>rdldr1</p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c2087817">DashTheHand</a>: +1</p>
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You nailed my sentiments exactly. I feel like my late-childhood are being raped every time I see one of these abominations.</p> <p>FubarGuy</p>]]></description>
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YEah, I think this commercial and the one with Charlie Sheen are done using Image Metrics software. Basically, the persons face is analyzed using state of the art image recognition software and then the face is matched to a 3D model that looks exactly like the real person. The end result is that the 3D model can then be inserted into any video scene via standard compositing techniques. So yes, Ripley's head is actually the state of the art in 3D animation.</P>
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<A href="http://www.image-metrics.com/">[www.image-metrics.com]</A></P> <p>andrebasso</p>]]></description>
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It's dark here Ripley...I'm not what I used to be.</p>
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Do me a favor Ripley...pull the plug.<br>
I could be reworked, but I'll never be top of the line again...I'd rather be nothing...</p>
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Do it for me, Ripley...</p> <p><a href="http://portableapps.com/">strider_mt2k</a></p>]]></description>
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I personally think that these ads are annoying as hell, not funny in the remote slightest capability, and are basically just a reminder that you are improving your chances of eye cancer for those 30 seconds.</p>
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I'd be happy if I never had to see another one of these "rip off the movie with actors saying dumb things for a random product" commercials for the rest of eternity.</p> <p>DashTheHand</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Can they fix it so it doesn't go out every time there's a storm?</P>
<P>Best movie ever.</P> <p>Billman13</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>im cancelling my direct tv as soon as my contract is up. all it has to do is look like its gonna rain and i lose my signal. at least with cable i can watch the news if a tornado happens to come my way.</P> <p>fostina1</p>]]></description>
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im disgusted by the butchering of one of my favorite movies. i think its tasteless, desperate and not at all funny. im embarest for Sigourney Weaver, sad for James Cameron, and offended by dtv.<BR>
</P></BR> <p>lucface</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>can we make susan sarandon cute again, like in RHPS?</P> <p>nutbastard</p>]]></description>
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I believe these spots are all CGI by a state of the art German (?) run company in Santa Monica. A spot was done on them sometime ago in the NYT and a video spot done as well on the NYT site. Wish I could remember the name of the company. They only need the actor for modeling purposes and they render the face real time using all their physical inflections and voice. No ping pong balls or grid lines are needed anymore and you get a real looking virtual actor at any age you like.</p> <p>aboriginal</p>]]></description>
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Out of all of these commercials, I actually got a small smile the first time I heard the "almost as good as when I got rid of Cable" line. It was clever.</p> <p><a href="http://scrag.net">scrag</a></p>]]></description>
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they are also airing a baywatch one with pam anderson (at least here on the east coast)</p>
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definitely not as original as alien</p>
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvXaAIMqorM&amp;mode=related&amp;search=">[www.youtube.com]</a></p> <p>discounteggroll</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>DirectTV is the worst... I need to reaquire signal at least once a day. Frequent drop outs. RCN was the provider of choice.</P>
<P>I live in Chicago in hi-rise bldg..</P> <p>kibets</p>]]></description>
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Ugh, you're making my recent decision to ditch Comcast for DirectTV that much harder. I keep hearing arguments for and against...argh. </p>
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But basically I could get the NFL season pass and the premiere package for what I pay Comcast with HBO and HD on Comcast with this deal they're running. After the deal runs out I'm just paying the Season Pass price on top of the monthly, exactly the same, price.</p>
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Oh and taking the NFL Network off of Digital Comcast pissed me off enough to entertain the thought in the first place.  </p>
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My problem with the bundles is also this:<br>
Comcast does Internet Best<br>
AT&amp;T/Cingular does phone best<br>
Maybe DirectTV does cable best. </p>
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I would never go back to AT&amp;T DSL and now probably not Comcast cable. So how do the bundles help me?</p>
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Oh I'm in Chicago for those that want to weigh in on pricing differences elsewhere. </p> <p><a href="http://blogs.cars.com/kickingtires/">Rabbi Dave</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>lol thats awesome even though I won't ge getting directTV</P> <p>demonwolf</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Aliens... <BR>best science fiction movie ever made...</P></BR> <p>kibets</p>]]></description>
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