Personal Protection Launcher Lets you Powder the Nose of your Attacker - Gizmodo Comments

Personal Protection Launcher Lets you Powder the Nose of your Attacker

VakeroRokero — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:01:50 EDT

lol, I guess technology can't always save you, specially from the fat.

VakeroRokero

Personal Protection Launcher Lets you Powder the Nose of your Attacker

CaseyG — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:45:23 EDT

Convert a large hostile blonde man into a large hostile blonde coughing ANGRY man in seconds!

My name is Charles Darwin, and I approve this message.

CaseyG

Personal Protection Launcher Lets you Powder the Nose of your Attacker

OldSchoolGadgetLover — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:22:15 EDT

@Tony of TonyandJuan.com: Totally agree... I think it's possible for a large blonde man to cough AND quick your ass if he's in a viking like berzerker rage (which we all know happens to large blonde men all the time). This gizmo could just be making him more enthusiastic about that beat down.

OldSchoolGadgetLover

Personal Protection Launcher Lets you Powder the Nose of your Attacker

craighyatt — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:14:28 EDT

@BIGDANINTX
You hear that nutbastard? No pointing your pink gun! :)

craighyatt

Personal Protection Launcher Lets you Powder the Nose of your Attacker

BigDanInTX — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:10:40 EDT

If nothing else, just simply pointing a pink gun at someone will make them start choking with laughter!

BigDanInTX

Personal Protection Launcher Lets you Powder the Nose of your Attacker

craighyatt — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:51:21 EDT

@TONY
I agree. I wonder if it was tested on a guy who is in a rage (like having an adrenaline shot) or a guy on PCP. Somehow--assuming you could hit the guy accurately while in a panic--I doubt you'd even slow him down before he tackled your butt...

craighyatt

Personal Protection Launcher Lets you Powder the Nose of your Attacker

vidmeister — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:50:10 EDT

Speaking on behalf of all large blonde men, I find the entire post shocking, saddening, racist, homophobic, stereotypicial, muslim-hating, islamophobic, gross, icky, perverse, undignified, flatulent...... what's that? Flatulent means full of fartish air? Oh... well then that's kinda funny. Never mind.

vidmeister

Personal Protection Launcher Lets you Powder the Nose of your Attacker

Tony Bullard — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:43:50 EDT

So he's coughing...does that really stop him from landing one good blow to the side of your head?

Tony Bullard

Personal Protection Launcher Lets you Powder the Nose of your Attacker

craighyatt — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:42:19 EDT

@NUTBASTART
As my little sister says to me... GROSS! TMI! TMI!

craighyatt

Personal Protection Launcher Lets you Powder the Nose of your Attacker

nutbastard — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:40:33 EDT

heh, MY weapon is pink.

nutbastard

Personal Protection Launcher Lets you Powder the Nose of your Attacker

bpatten — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:28:28 EDT

Weapons should not be pink. Period.

bpatten

Personal Protection Launcher Lets you Powder the Nose of your Attacker

Geisrud — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:45:48 EDT

And exactly how do you propose we get that past "security".

I'm glad they cut that video where they did. You know he was about to hock something out.

Geisrud

Personal Protection Launcher Lets you Powder the Nose of your Attacker

craighyatt — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:45:31 EDT

i watched the video on this product and here's what i think: (a) don't walk alone in dark alleys even if you are a large blonde man named hans. (b) almost zero chance of you taking that gizmo out of a purse and firing it effectively before the attacker is on top of you (in fact, almost zero chance if all you have to do is unfold the handle). (c) if you point something that looks like a gun with a laser sight at a guy with a gun you are dead.

craighyatt

Personal Protection Launcher Lets you Powder the Nose of your Attacker

atomriot — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:40:17 EDT

and do they sell the machine gun model that the video uses?

atomriot

Personal Protection Launcher Lets you Powder the Nose of your Attacker

craighyatt — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:38:46 EDT

is the large blonde man's name Helmut or Kurt?

craighyatt

Personal Protection Launcher Lets you Powder the Nose of your Attacker

craighyatt — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:38:18 EDT

i go ahead and get this comment out of the way: it looks like a pink carvac

craighyatt

Personal Protection Launcher Lets you Powder the Nose of your Attacker

atomriot — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:38:04 EDT

"It's simple to work: fire at the chest of a large, blonde man in a stadium, pull the trigger and ..."

So we fire it then pull the trigger? is this using the faster than light tech from the german photon guys?

atomriot