<![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer - Gizmodo Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer - Gizmodo Comments]]> http://gizmodo.com Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:30:47 EDT Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:30:47 EDT http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2321212 I have to agree with the most recent comments - Robochick is sexy as hell. But I could just imagine the first time sleeping together: "GAAAHHHH! Other arms!! Use the other arms!!"

Justin-Adchops.com

]]> 4:293826:c2321212 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:30:47 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2258672 I think she is hot..the perfect woman, dispenses beer, Does she speak?? Hopefully not, but then she can duplicate into 3? That's awesome! Threesomes any one? As cmoody17 says...I'd tap that too..

ma7514

]]> 4:293826:c2258672 Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:51:14 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2252248 These DraughtKegs are OK for small parties, otherwise they are a pain in the rear, cause if you don't drink it all, you have this giant thing in your fridge taking up space with 18 ounces of beer left in it. But not a problem if the only other thing in there is ketchup and week old pizza.

Buttermaker

]]> 4:293826:c2252248 Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:08:44 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2249878 Who would wanna drink beer after seeing this ad?

citykids

]]> 4:293826:c2249878 Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:37:44 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2248643 Isn't anyone going to point out that she has a beer gut?

-V

varion

]]> 4:293826:c2248643 Tue, 28 Aug 2007 00:32:26 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2248281 I think this ad rocks, as in robot rock, as in daft punk, as in technologic....

johneaster

]]> 4:293826:c2248281 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 23:35:23 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2247907 Worst/creepiest beer ad ... ever!

superbmtsub

]]> 4:293826:c2247907 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:44:02 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2247535 Green background and cyborg lady... that theme seems very familiar. Can anyone say Borg?

OtterKing

]]> 4:293826:c2247535 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:59:58 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2247206 I've seen this a few times now. While the visuals make for a nice wtf, I absolutely love the techno songs that plays over it (and for the radio commercial). I would happily download it if I knew where I could.

Tukaro

]]> 4:293826:c2247206 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:20:10 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2246865 What... The.... Fuck..

Mario

]]> 4:293826:c2246865 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:37:18 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2246765 About 5 or 6 years ago for a sci-fi con i made a Bender costume (all metal) and strapped one of those mini kegs to me so I could serve beer. My spine still hurts.

lordofthetoast

]]> 4:293826:c2246765 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:27:25 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2246589 the robot is kinda hot in that "pasty skinned, no eyebrow, Tilda Swinton-like" hotness level, yah know?

Gtaste8

]]> 4:293826:c2246589 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:10:36 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2246416 I like the way she looks. There have been way weirder things in commercials; I don't see why she's so creepy. Yes, a bit odd two more come out of her, but she herself looks very nice.

qwiggles

]]> 4:293826:c2246416 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 19:53:01 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2245740 @cmoody17: Ba dum *crash*

lightshow

]]> 4:293826:c2245740 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 18:41:06 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2245695 I'd TAP that.

;-D

cmoody17

]]> 4:293826:c2245695 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 18:37:01 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2244482 This is a lot like the I, Robot-like woman that's used on billboards to sell Vodka. Strangely enough, she's sexier than the eroticized Small Wonder Jerky doll that gives birth to a keg.

Kaiser-Machead

]]> 4:293826:c2244482 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:58:01 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2244362 They had me at personal draught keg.

I never really liked Heineken, but it has a nice flavor out of those overpriced balls of goodness. My roomates and I had a wall constructed of these little empty mini kegs. But that was before the liver transplant.

But yeah, CG robotic woman? Perfect maketing spot for their target audience. Now if it was a commercial for Stella, you'd need a commercial with a bit more pretention.

evilkingteapot

]]> 4:293826:c2244362 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:50:08 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2244216 My robot pisses Guinness. It has to sit in the glass for a while because it comes out too foamy.

islandmonk

]]> 4:293826:c2244216 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:41:22 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2243995 Nosexy. You want sexy robots, check out Hajime Sorayama. This thing is about as sexy as Heineken's skunky beer.

halloweenjack

]]> 4:293826:c2243995 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:26:38 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2243954 @ WJOUSTS
Try a table, then you won't have to have four arms.


Mr. Kite

]]> 4:293826:c2243954 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:23:48 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2243903 Seriously creepy, but how Teutonic in a post-expressionism kinda way.
P.S. I know Heineken is actually Dutch but it's got a definite Metropolis vibe.


masser

]]> 4:293826:c2243903 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:20:46 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2243762 So...thirsty.

>?<

strider_mt2k

]]> 4:293826:c2243762 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:12:05 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2243702 this speaks to me.

it's telling me that marketers are still idiots.

Paradise

]]> 4:293826:c2243702 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:07:45 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2243515 drink the heineken keg can, the cheap tap makes your beer stale and it takes three fembots with four arms each to operate.

parliamentpoet

]]> 4:293826:c2243515 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:55:53 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2243500 creepalicious...up there in terms of creepy, right under the ps3 one...

is it possible the brains behind this commercial are the same ones behind those Svedka vodka ads featuring the fembot....?

Solidsky

]]> 4:293826:c2243500 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:55:01 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2243267 I'll vote creepy too. Very, very creepy.
I think they were hoping to get across how easy and convenient it is to use their draught keg, but the four arms on the robot kind of defeats the point.

wjousts

]]> 4:293826:c2243267 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:40:20 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2243149 I kind of like the music in the ad, I don't know why.

Canadian Impostor

]]> 4:293826:c2243149 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:31:46 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2242985 That's creepy...
No... it's hot.
No, creepy.

GAH!

Final answer, creepy.

OneMHz

]]> 4:293826:c2242985 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:22:00 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2242954 Another vote for creepy. I think it is the murderously cold and un-moving facial expression that does it.

jerkyjones

]]> 4:293826:c2242954 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:20:09 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2242893 SCAREY!

hagrun

]]> 4:293826:c2242893 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:16:21 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2242888 This commercial always reminds me of the intel multiply commercials for some reason...

ThatPrsn

]]> 4:293826:c2242888 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:16:06 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2242507 I think i'll stick to real women. I like technology and gadgets but that's just too much.

TrueSkool

]]> 4:293826:c2242507 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:47:43 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2242342 it might be a recycling robot, piss for beer.

wetworker

]]> 4:293826:c2242342 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:37:29 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2242323 Got milk!

wetworker

]]> 4:293826:c2242323 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:35:58 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2242233 It's gonna get rave reviews in japan. Not enough tentacles though.

Kaiser-Machead

]]> 4:293826:c2242233 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:31:03 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2242221 @Spaceboy: Yes.

Jason Chen

]]> 4:293826:c2242221 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:30:13 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2242161 I must agree: this commercial is all over TV and it seriously creeps me right out.

I have no idea what they're getting at with it... and I wish they would stop.

SUPER.CREEPY

ComicDork

]]> 4:293826:c2242161 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:26:30 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2242126 I like the robot. What creeped me out was the fact that there were two more inside her. Also the whole idea of the beer inside her... That's just bad planning on the part of the human race. You can't have the robots control the beer! we'd be doomed!!1one1

froggy

]]> 4:293826:c2242126 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:24:07 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2242089 saw it saturday with the gf ... it got a big ol wtf outa us

demonwolf

]]> 4:293826:c2242089 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:21:01 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2242079 It'd be interesting to see a picture of the model as she normally looks.

luckypictures

]]> 4:293826:c2242079 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:20:36 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2242031 Dear God, rid me of this Ghost in the Shell porn once and for all!

Kaiser-Machead

]]> 4:293826:c2242031 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:17:03 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2242023 Another vote for creepy...

seriously, I'll take the beer, and you can have the robo/chick. Reminds me of that gawd-awful thing in The Grudge.

ewwwwwww...

ltcmurray

]]> 4:293826:c2242023 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:16:38 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2241986 @Spaceboy: um, no. It's a real life actress with a bunch of CG. A full CG robot = $$$$.
What always bothered me about this ad is that it just says you need four arms or a robot to use this thing.
BTW, didn't some guy already make a life size BENDER robot that brews beer?

kahri

]]> 4:293826:c2241986 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:14:19 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2241922 Jason Chen, you know this is an ad with a computer generated robot, not a real robot....


right?


Spaceboy

]]> 4:293826:c2241922 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:09:23 EDT <![CDATA[Heineken Beer Robot Oozes Sexuality, Beer]]> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ads/heineken-beer-robot-oozes-sexuality-beer-293826.php#c2241862 This commercial has been creeping me out for days now.

SchruteBuck

]]> 4:293826:c2241862 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:05:50 EDT