<![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> @robinandtami: Hahaha. Don't forget, jackhammers are only for road work too.

johnnyabnormal

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> is it just me or is that a nipple?

soymilk

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> ROBINANDTAMI we're glad you gay as well.

Gam

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> Wow, there are a lot of women on here with issues. Newsflash. If it happens with more than one guy, or never "happens" for you, the chances are the fault lies closer to home.

Or are you just jealous that if you got one you'd have to listen to a woman having something that your not able to have.

Gam

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> @logruszed:

Guys like you make me oh so happy to be a lesbian. Now go read one of those books. If that doesn't help. Think about baseball next time you are trying to acheive the "impossible," and imagine that your mother in law is the pitcher, and you are the catcher. Maybe then you can hang in there to that ever elusive finish line.

robinandtami

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> "Not as good as the real thing"

Certainly not as much fun to play with as a real woman, but definitely more consistent... ;-)

ideaman2020

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> Does that chick look like she's getting off on a door?

ANoel

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> @Munch: Thanks for the visual. I have always wondered why bathrooms are tiled floor to ceiling. Now I know.

Curves

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> @Khuluna: I was thinking along similar lines.

I already waste about 10 hours a year waiting for the morning wood to die down so I don't pee all over my bathroom walls. With that clock, I would need to install a urinal.

Munch the BanNail

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> Hmmm... guess this: what does a woman say after her 10th orgasm in a row?
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She says: Thanks Ozcar!

Ozcar

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> How would this help me to wake up? I usually pass out *after* hearing the sounds of a female orgasm.

sumocat

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> Do you know why women fake orgasms?
...They think men care.

This thing would have some great gag uses though.
I'm thinking: coat closet at church, bosses desk drawer halfway thruogh the big conference call, college lectures, Hilary Clinton speeches...The list is endless.

DocHoliday

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> A handy device for those who cannot make it happen on their own and want to the impress the neighbor

Deprecated

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> Reminds me of www.moanmyip.com ...

Maatc

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> My father's morning glory!

nincompoop

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> Good thing it's female noises, the male ones would never wake me up and would make me think I was under attack from underpants gnomes.

Rotnmeat

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> We poisoned their asses, with poisonous gasses.

lakiolen

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> The humans are dead... (Binary Solo) 0000101001 000001 0101010101 0011110001...

Bueller

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> @strider_mt2k: Amen to that. Flight of the Conchords rock!

ninjatales

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> @strider_mt2k:
Love that show.

ShabazOSU

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> @pdok: hahaha nice.
@strider_mt2k: yes!

manguero

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> It's business.
It's business time.
Oh.
Ooh, makin� love.
Makin' love for two.
Makin' love for two minutes.
When it's with me you only need two minutes, 'cause I'm so intense. Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. You say something like, "Is that it?�" I know what you�re trying to say. You're trying to say, "Aww yeah, that's it." Then you tell me you want some more. Well I'm not surprised. But I'm quite sleepy.

It's business.
It's business time.
Business hours are over. Right, right.

It's business.
It's business time.

-FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS

strider_mt2k

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> its like making you reallize that you should do that to a woman! make them moan

Amiash

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> I hate the noise of my alarm clock.. but I think I'd still rather have a bell

tommo

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> Hey! It's one step ahead of you getting rid of your morning wood!

Khuluna

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> Wake up to what now?

The female orgasm is like bigfoot, it's just something hippies invented to get you to buy some book about it.

logruszed

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> can you user select "Moan" or "Scream"?

schrosa

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> Also available in the "Real Life" version where after 6 seconds the moaning stops and a pitiful male voice whimpers apolgetically "Sorry baby, I don't know what happened..."

Atrocious

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> ME WANT!!!!!!!!!!

xaflatoonx

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> Just what the nerds need.

aaj111

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> If you hit snooze, does it start faking the alarm after a few months?

pdok

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> Oh good, I was hoping to develop an aversion to heterosexual intercourse.

Empire

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> I don't know if this would wake me up so much as make my early-morning dreams more interesting. But hey, if it manages that, I'm sold!

keronian

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> At least a 2 or 3 second audio link demo would be better marketing. I think a lot of the target buyers would'nt even know what a womans orgasm sounds like, never having heard one, not even a fake one.

Curves

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> Does it vibrate?

johnnyabnormal

]]> <![CDATA[Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday]]> Makes a man feel not so bad about failing to please a woman, because hey, now we got the noise canned for us.

GOKOR

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