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Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

CapitalC — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:22:44 EST

I've sat in one of these and they're actually amazingly comfortable, but HELLA overpriced, especially considering they don't adjust to a height which could be considered remotely close to "ergonomic" for anyone taller than 5'6". (I'm 6'5", I felt like it was a midget chair.)

CapitalC

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

iamaloser — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 15:54:57 EST

Sweet, I've always wanted a Goatse brand butt conditioner.

iamaloser

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

Gtaste8 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 21:00:42 EST

all that lifting and separating is gonna cause both seat sections to be brown

Gtaste8

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

Mandatory_Field — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 19:42:56 EST

@lalahsghost: Yes, it was either them (Wonderbra) or Playtex, don't remember, but I think you're right.

Mandatory_Field

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

sonicwind — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:28:55 EST

This from people who didn't even use chairs until very recently.

sonicwind

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

strobefx — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:35:48 EST

"perfect lumbar support while ergonomically lifting and separating your butt checks for optimum comfort."

"separating your butt checks for optimum comfort."

"your butt checks"

"butt checks"

strobefx

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

gadgetmom — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:47:24 EST

I can't picture the chair to be comfortable. It seems like a great gag gift.

gadgetmom

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

Denver_80203 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:05:27 EST

perfect for senators who take a wide stance on their seat

Denver_80203

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

Snorbalp — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:02:41 EST

reminds me of the bench in "Star 80"

Snorbalp

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

ed207 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:38:28 EST

You know.... I would not have thought you could legitimately use the term, "lifts and separates your butt cheeks" to advertise a product till now.

Maybe it's juvenile, but I am still giggling from seeing this :)

ed207

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

CruJones — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 03:30:51 EST

I'm pretty sure it's good for some sexual positions/situations... and that's about it.

CruJones

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

Bandit36 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 03:18:19 EST

"a serious beefer on deck" ... oookay...

I think it's a fart, at least I hope it is, because if you didn't want your co-workers to hear you take a dump you probably have more serious problems.

Bandit36

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 03:15:10 EST

"Fan included for extra-freshening feel"

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

JoshS — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:56:02 EST

If that is the true description, I hand my hat to the writers.

JoshS

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

karnak — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:02:52 EST

These should sell well in the Bay Area. I can imagine a float at the next Mardi Gras having a deck full of these.

karnak

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

lalahsghost — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:53:58 EST

@Mandatory_Field: There's something similar with wonderbras, no? Lifts and "X?"?

lalahsghost

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

Yadamon — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:41:53 EST

@DelosWorld:

OMG.. that actually made me twitch... scary thoughts! :D

Yadamon

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

NeoPoliticus — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:33:15 EST

Now if it would just rotate into Downward Facing Dog.

NeoPoliticus

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

Mandatory_Field — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:29:43 EST

And isn't "Lifts and Separates" a Playtex (tm) trademark?

Mandatory_Field

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

SuppleMonkey — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:06:43 EST

I think a more catchy name for this product might be the "Sumo Seat."

SuppleMonkey

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

skulldriveshaft — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:28:25 EST

they're definitely recycling the stationary bike hardware...

great for people that are into scat, but don't like the squatting...

throw your girl over the handle bars and pound away in mid air...

skulldriveshaft

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

nightsky — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:17:19 EST

I think this would just make you have to pull your boxers out of the cleft of doom every time you stand up. No thanks.

nightsky

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

diverguy — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:16:23 EST

surprised i'm the first to say this, but here it goes:

wow, looks like it could be good for some kinky sex positions... but the gap might need to be widened, depending on the guy, lol...

diverguy

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

Huxle — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:11:18 EST

They should make toilets like this..

Huxle

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

lalahsghost — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:03:49 EST

Cycling saddles have done the split or lower seating in the middle for years~

lalahsghost

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

Nintenboy01 — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:59:40 EST

@DelosWorld: Unless you're sitting naked or wearing really loose clothing it should be safe. But if you have an extremely pendulous scrotum then there's always the threat of getting instantly castrated by this chair...

Nintenboy01

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

Palestina — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:59:39 EST

All I can surely affirm is that the farts would reach the environment way faster than it does on an ordinary (and obstructing) chair.

Palestina

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

DelosWorld — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:31:40 EST

I'd worry a lot about getting my testicles wedged in the gap. Yowzers!

DelosWorld

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

hakubak — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:23:28 EST

Well, it has an asian chick.

It needs a hot asian chick.

And a better color scheme.

hakubak

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

media_lush — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:00:12 EST

could you please explain what a "beefer" is (I'm from England, don't you know).

media_lush

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

Yooyteer — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:39:22 EST

It seems that this Ayur Chair is a revolutionary work for people who has bad posture. But I don't think it is comfortable enough.

Yooyteer

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

Yooyteer — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:38:26 EST

It seems that this Ayur Chair is a revolutionary work for people who has bad posture. But I have no troublesome issues mentioned above. Lol..

Yooyteer

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

jabber — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:30:07 EST

I find it funny that they have a woman demonstrate this chair because this is how men sit on the NYC subway seats taking two seats to the disdain of many a women in NYC.

jabber

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

scrag — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:28:18 EST

Great for women that wear skirts.

scrag

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

Nintenboy01 — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:22:00 EST

This should provide great separation and ventilation for Britney's overstrained labia.

Nintenboy01

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

Mandatory_Field — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:18:48 EST

@OneFingerSalute: "Sit me baby one more time"...

Mandatory_Field

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

Amiash — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:58:49 EST

@glaeven: AGREE AGREE

Amiash

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

acutusnothus — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:49:52 EST

Ayur is HIndi for "whitey is stupid enough to buy anything."

acutusnothus

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

lightshow — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:48:25 EST

Oh my... keep this one far far away from Britney Spears

lightshow

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

glaeven — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:45:19 EST

that looks uncomfortable, and yet strangely comfortable at the same time...

glaeven

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

strider_mt2k — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:44:49 EST

More butt support!

strider_mt2k