<![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW) - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW) - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> Post this to Jezebel and watch the flames. I ain't sayin' they'll be happy or angry flames; I'm just saying there'll be some...

DSLPWR

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> This fits gadget news as it is another one of those all-in-one design that end up being useless for all its supposed functions.

If the user was trying to exercise, she'd probably just quit and go masturbate; and if the user was trying to get some sexual pleasure, she'd end up getting frustrated at trying to control the placement of the vibrator.

liin

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> oh... and the item itself? Hugely ironic.. I was just at a friend's house last night and noticed a thighmaster in her bedroom. She'll probably slap me for having sent her this link... at least after I bring it up a couple of times in potentially embarrassing situations. That is what friends are for, after all.

Narual

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> I think Jesus forgets that what's safe for work at Gizmodo isn't safe for work at any major corporation cringing in fear of sexual harassment suits, scandals, etc. And then he apparently likes to get self-righteous about how whatever he posted is perfectly fine because he thinks it is.

I know I was ruddy delighted when I had to have a long and embarrassing chat with HR after popping open his naked woman in a master chief outfit on a meeting room projector while trying to show someone in the meeting some post or other about the iphone. (Kudos to Brian Lam for being very apologetic and professional about it, I was able to print out his email and it helped a great deal.)

Sex sells, fine, we get it, but take the 30 seconds to pop open photoshop and put a cheesy cartoon jackrabbit or something over the vibrator on the front page/rss feed and show the real pic on the details page. Or steve jobs with a photoshopped 70s pornstar mustache saying "Boom." Something that's not an obvious sex toy, naked woman, or anything else likely to get someone stuck talking their way out of a round of "sensitivity training"

Narual

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @robinandtami:

They may as well start building church/bank/gas stations all in one building. Seems like there's one on every corner now as it is anyway. Yea, dildos make it not safe for work, especially if you work for a school district. Crap like this is going to get this site blocked by the big web filtering companies.

Barry99705

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @ninjashock: when you look outside of vanilla toys like the Fleshlight and similar masturbators, there are plenty of toys for men. Just, a lot of men just don't want to buy something like a buttplug.

crazylady

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> Should this be posted on the sister sight jizmondo rather than here?

normster

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> What I don't get is what is the point of this device anyway? Is it for exercise distracted by sexual pleasure, or sexual pleasure distracted by exercise?

professor

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> Dont listen to the whiners Jesus. It's nice to have a funny post each now and then to spice up the site. Those at work, do your work, browse at home! The Arab Aquarius

Arab Aquarius

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @Ultraorange & Kaiser-Machead
Thanks, guys.

boingystar

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> NSFW depends not only on where you work, but where you live. I live in a state where it is actually illegal to sell any type of adult sex device.

So to sum it up, yes a picture of a vibrator is definitely NSFW in any part of the country where churches GREATLY outnumber schools.

robinandtami

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> -_-

FriendlyRobot

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

thepeopleselbow

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @deepdish: You must not be doing it right...

ideaman2020

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> o no O

poopsauce

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @WhoreofSpamylon:

YES! go Bill - suppose your NSFW wither

vote Obama

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> It looks like Bill Murray could use a new one.

[thankyouthighmaster.ytmnd.com]

WhoreofSpamylon

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> I work for a company that is okay with us doing the occasional bit of browsing, but is very strict when it comes to NSFW material.

The fact that this NSFW pic has been up all day shows a serious lack of professionalism on Gizmodo's part.

Antic

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @IrisMR: I can understand many work places being quite strict about bringing such material to the workplace. And using it.

But I digress, I can't see how anyone could be offended by a prop with absolutely no erotic charge. At least, a piece of plastic has less erotic charge than this stone, for example.

Jesus Diaz

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> What's up with the pictures of the NSFW stuff. Seriously, I'm going to have to stop looking at Gizmodo if they keep on putting up these NSFW stuff. Also turning your computer monitor away from your cube enterance doesn't matter if the company monitors your computer remotely. ERRGG this is my favorite blog too.

Hirobomb

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @banmojo: Whatever the boss, the legal department, or the guys reviewing the logs say it is.

Empire

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @jesusdiaz: ...well, it IS a big plastic dick with strange extensions you know? Some work places are quite strict about such material.

IrisMR

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @jesusdiaz: Yeah. Dildos and vibes are pretty much Not Safe For Work.

Which is why the responsible drone turns his/her monitor away from the door and the responsible cube jockey just doesn't read Gizmodo at the office.

Folks, stop complaining about (NSFW) tag usage and spend a Sunday in the office rearranging your furniture. If anyone asks, say it's "Spring Cleaning" - clean office equals happy, efficient office and all that jazz.

OMG! Ponies!

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> I think I'll hold out for the BlowFlex.
@jesusdiaz: I must admit, I had to perform a quick scroll down when a large dildo popped up on my screen at work. While it doesn't bother me none, some of my older non-Gizzing (gross) coworkers may make some damaging assumptions if they see it on my screen. Doesn't NSFW suggest that more offensive content is contained after the link? Gimme some nudies after the link and then I'll think the front page is ok.
@too many people to mention: Stop speaking on behalf of an entire population based on your own 'unique' (to be polite) experiences. If you have only dated girls who are turned on by money, chances are that says a little more about the type of girl you're attracted to than it does about characteristics in ALL women. That said, I have to get back to work and make some money so my wife wont enact a 'dry spell'.

robbywil

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @banmojo: hmm, interesting point, i could see a study on that in the n.e. med. journal.
maybe a poll is in order on whether a vibrator on the article main page is nsfw. and if it's not, why say nsfw at all, because the pics in the article are no more nsfw then that.

EMoShunz

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @banmojo: I guess that depends on where you work...

i4ni

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> So, let me get this straight: A very skimpy bathing suit and a provokingly posing Suzanne Somers is SFW, while the lone picture of a vibrator is NSFW?

This is why I will never get the US.

digidandy

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @EMoShunz: some neurologists use vibrators to treat BPPV (held against the mastoid process during the Epley maneuver to facilitate movement of the otolith fragments). Some women (and men too, I'd presume) use bananas to stimulate their netherlands. So what exactly is 'NSFW', and what isn't??? Think about it.

banmojo

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @tarochan: if they're too young to know what it is, who cares? if they already know what it is and how it's used, then, once again, who cares? and if you can't hide your 'stash', whatever that entails, well, then it's just plain ole 'your too bad'.

banmojo

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @jesusdiaz: "how is that picture NSFW? Because it shows a vibrator?"
sadly, yes, sorry.

EMoShunz

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @i4ni: The fact that your lady suggested it doesn't mean that ALL girls in the world need one.

@all that whine about picture: how is that picture NSFW? Because it shows a vibrator?

Jesus Diaz

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> So now I know what I am asking for Valenine's!

reimagine

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> I've met Suzanne Summers, and she is a very nice lady and probably already thought of this a long time ago and has a closet full of prototypes.

nightsky

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> Buy this for the wife, Jesus?

i4ni

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> ? O.o ?

wtf?

Seiven

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @Curves:
conquered.

JesusDeSaad

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @deepdish: I'm not a fan of the word foreplay. It's like some cheap gimmicky prelude to the perfunctory insert, repeat, release procedure known as fornicatin'. To me, all of the amorous embracing and other physical candy-coating is all part of the loving, not "foreplay". Bleh.

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @ninjashock: This has nothing to do with sex starved. Look at the consumer nature that our women are brought up with, like purses and shoes. Now think or accessories for the vagina bam.

It's not that they need them but find it easier to use them. We are lucky we were born with 2 pretty good analogues for our lonely nights.

Ultraorange

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @deepdish:

so having a lot of money makes you a better lover?

that would explain the young (poorer) lover syndrome many older women take? [www.oprah.com]

there might be some deep personal issues you are just scratching the surface of? Well done. Might as well be Gizmodo, than a professional shrink. (who would only take some of your love dollars away)

vote Obama

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> I'm going to go and guess there already are videos of that, or something very similar to it. I mean, there definitely *is* robot fetish porn. And then there's Rule #34.

Now that I have that out of the way, I'd say if a woman really wants to try something like that thing, there's probably already a prebuilt version available. Seriously, when it's about Sex, do you really, *really* want to use something you picked up on Instructables.com?

Also, women like sex, size does matter, and it's all in the hands.

Hvedhrungr

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @deepdish: The heck are you talking about? It's not about the money for me, it's about if my man is hot and knows how it works.

IrisMR

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @tamoko: "especially with it buzzing and twitching under the tree afterwards"
the gift, or the user :P

EMoShunz

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @GeekGoth: Image trying to rap that thing ? especially with it buzzing and twitching under the tree afterwards...

tamoko

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> I'm not even getting in on this thread, although Deepdish's comments are interesting...perhaps twisted, but interesting

Keep "dishin it it out deep", DeepDish

tamoko

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> great gift idea for next years holiday season

GeekGoth

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> Yikes.

Deepdish here.

I was having fun. Bad taste, yes. But I was just pissing on the pile for the fun of it.

Yes, women like sex. They just can't enjoy it unless a man fulfills a certain quota of foreplay first. Their pleasure is dependent on men.

It all comes down to money and attention. The more money a man has, the less foreplay and attention is required. The less money he has, the more foreplay and attention is required before they can enjoy sex.

(oh god, now what have I done)

deepdish

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @everyone bugging deepdish: if he is serious, he can't be faulted too much. go outside of the females in a gadget blog and ask around how many of them use sex in a relationship to get what they want (positive/negative reinforcement/punishment). the obviously sexually liberated women that frequent gizmodo are not an accurate representation of the populous. and it seems perhaps deepdish has run into more women then not that do act this way, tainting his observations and no one has told him otherwise.

now as a preemptive strike to all the people that will say i am just the same...i was, before i learned different, so i empathize.

EMoShunz

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @92BuickLeSabre: Did you know the sphincter can take up to 3x the size of a coffee can?! NSFW!

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> any videos?

CCM333

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @deepdish: I love to disagree with that.

...that said, that big sex toy is um... not very covert.

IrisMR

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> Seems like their would be a Fleshlight version of this too...

sfokevin

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @deepdish: My sex starved co-worker says thats not true. With enough money she might make the demo video. =)

Razta

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @92BuickLeSabre:

Yet another "Internet Engineer". *sigh

MeNotYou

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @rsquared: I concur. Conquer.

Curves

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> Mmm. Suzanne Sommers still looks good.

Jaymez

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @Gann:

Gann gets the prize. I was trying to mix together many different offensive statements. As for 'conquer', hey man, it is still early here, where is my coffee?

deepdish

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @Curves: ok, is it my "sarcasm monitor" too good? or is yours broken? :D

pek

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @Curves: Curves I was about to rant to the guy about his numbskullery when I read your post, unfortunately it loses a tiny bit of it's righteousness when even you misspell 'conquer'.

Of course, none of that negates deepdish's cluelessness. What a goober.

rsquared

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> That vibe looks like a Romulan War Saber... hot.

nystreetfilms

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @92BuickLeSabre: Please note how he doesn't offer his own personal experience testing this.

*ahem* Buick, is there something you want to tell us?

OMG! Ponies!

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> My uncle is an engineer, my cousin did a lot of Jane Fonda tapes, and my sister used to be a PA for Suzanne Sommers, so I know this wouldn't work. The tensile strength of internal springs would not be sufficient to create the kind of pressure described and the angles depicted are both awkward and irrational. And when you turn a thigh-master around it would bend out not in, so only the back of the vibrator would come toward you. Plus everybody knows that that particular vibrator doesn't even vibrate very well, and it's kind of small.

/mockery

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @deepdish: Dude, are you serious? What woman train-fucked your mind up man? Wow, I want to help your paradigm, your thought process so much....But alas, you are just some guy on the internet...How much help can I really give you?

TheSonOfKrypton

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> that being said, I see alot of lawsuits coming demanding compensation for thighmaster-related vaginal/anal injuries.

Gann

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @deepdish: that statement is a very misguided mix of feminism, fetishism and narcissism.

Gann

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @ninjashock:

i have wondered about this - but maybe its designed by men for men - or their fantasies

vote Obama

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> ...
...

@_@
0_o
:-O

Maybe I should just go back to work now....

Zarian

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @deepdish: I am going to assume (hope) you're kidding. If not, where did you get THAT stupid idea from? Women don't like sex? That SO going to be news to me and several other million women out there.

And I am not even touching that "concurred/conquored" thing. That alone speaks volumes as to why women may not like sex with YOU.

Curves

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> its facing the wrong way!?

vote Obama

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @deeddawg: Yeah. Putting the image in the post preview kind of negates the efficacy of the (NSFW) tag.

In Giz' defense - you shouldn't be reading Giz (or any blog) if the your monitor faces the entrance to your cube.

OMG! Ponies!

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @W3WEASEL:
because evil men force women to do such things for our his own amusement. women don't truly like sex. they like the attention and they like feeling desired, but the actual act they don't care for that much. for them, it is about the being pursued, but not concurred. you can look, but don't touch.

deepdish

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @ninjashock: You just answered your own question

W3WEASEL

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> Please spell "geniuses" correctly or use "has" instead of "have". I expect better grammar from Gizmodo.

CaptInfuriate

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> @deepdish: Preferably not from the guy building the thing.

strictnein

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> And to think of all the thigh masters I passed up at garage sales...if I had only known.

Curves

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> we need a demonstration video

deepdish

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> Problem with this one is that its harder to hide compared to a plain old vibrator. Can you imagine the looks on your childs face when they find your thighmaster vibrator (think confusion, surprise, horror, curiosity, pain)?

tarochan

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> The hard part will be explaining to your doctor how you lost your left eye when it slips from your legs!

aelver

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> <--- eBay'ing 30 "ThighMasters" with this link right now...

CEOself

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> Hello, what's with the NSFW images on the front page?

deeddawg

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> I'm still curious about how it comes to be that men are the supposedly sex-starved ones but the market for sex toys seems to be overwhelmingly targeted towards women.

ninjashock

]]> <![CDATA[How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)]]> It's looks like it's going to be a long day here at Giz.

Hiphopopotamus

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