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Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

eldumpo — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:49:42 EST

She is indeed cute. If you were expecting a big ol' fake titted tramp in a thong - then you are an idiot. If it said "Whore Model" than you'd have a gripe... then again, if you want to look at whores, why are you on Gizmodo?

eldumpo

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

cpx4 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 04:50:10 EST

'fanny rattling power'? Oh Jesus Christ that's hysterically funny ... you guys DO realise that over here in Europe, a fanny is something completely different? The whole office here is in convulsions of laughter over this one ... Niiiiiiccccce!

cpx4

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

JimboGizmo — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:05:24 EST

@Geisrud: Excellent! and lets add playing the star spangled banner at 100dB.

JimboGizmo

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

banmojo — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:40:17 EST

SOOOO not cute model. DAMN y'all need to d/l some better pron if you think that's cute.

banmojo

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

Gtaste8 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:13:32 EST

Cute for the fanboys of abasiophilia. Hello foot binding!

Gtaste8

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

Set to evil — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:15:13 EST

Her HAusband must be very skinny to fit on that bed with her. Probably from not having chicken!

Set to evil

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

dangj307 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:13:26 EST

So where's the cute model

dangj307

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

Fierock — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:38:01 EST

Starry Night? where's the telescope? Based on the name I thought this would be a bed combined with an observatory so I can study the galaxies (though I guess it may be helpful in studying other kinds of heavenly bodies)

Fierock

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

Geisrud — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:47:42 EST

Just don't get up in the middle of the night to do business or grab a nightcap. The lights will come on, the blinds go up, and the bed might just bake chicken to satiate your hungry snoring midget husband who's snug in his warm bed listening to the iPhone.

Geisrud

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

jonnyobrien — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:41:37 EST

I hate to admit this in a public forum, but I spent more than $18,000 on just my mattress and box spring.

It does none of these fun things.

So I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

jonnyobrien

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

vote Obama — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:31:20 EST

looking fwd. to carrying it upstairs already

vote Obama

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

ParJoe — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:01:30 EST

Little too proactive for a bed I think

ParJoe

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

Compact — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:47:19 EST

The bed gives you hints, like not eating before going to bed...

I.e. you pay $18,000 for common sense?

It dims the lights and lowers the blinds?

A lot of money to be seen as lazy and stupid....

Still and fool and his money :)

Compact

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

Out2gtcha — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:30:59 EST

@HJTravels:
Is that funny? Yes. Yes it is.

Cmon, PJ's?!?!
Lace teddies and thigh-highs go great with cast's and crutches.......

Out2gtcha

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

Antihero17 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:56:17 EST

@dcartist:

The bed isnt $18,000. The tv that goes under it is $18,000. The bed and the tv together are $68,000.

Antihero17

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

Bender — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:52:22 EST

@homerjay:

Come on now, be honest. Try to recall how many times have you looked at your bed and thought "You know what would make this bed perfect? A place to dock my iphone."

More than you care to admit I bet ;)

Bender

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

dcartist — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:39:40 EST

Clearly designed by an engineer, based on the feature set. I like the concept.
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But spend $18000 on a bed, and put the world's most hideous headboard on it?

And when you're making a commercial for a an $18,000 bed, put the fugliest linens & comforter you can find from JC Penney on the demo?

Beds are sold 80% looks, and this one gets a 1 on a scale of 10. It's uglier than a bare bedframe.

And as everybody else noticed it looks like a twin bed or smaller. Makes you think they didn't have the money to build a queen size prototype... or maybe they didn't have the money to dress a queen size bed. Sad.

dcartist

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

HJTravels — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:37:14 EST

Blah Blah Blah, shut up and eat that pillow!

HJTravels

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

homerjay — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:36:17 EST

She started to lose me at "I can even put my iPhone on it!" and REALLY lost me when she said that he bed told her to eat less before going to sleep.

Telling... truly telling.

homerjay

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

the_amazing_doug — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:34:55 EST

she was cute until she said "my husband." blast. cool concept for a bed though.

the_amazing_doug

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

DocGratis — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:12:28 EST

LEEEROY JENKINS!
At least I have chicken!

DocGratis

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

bms — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:26:43 EST

Amazing. It does all of that in the size of a twin bed. Her husband must be a midget. A snoring midget. Oh, and why doesn't the bed bake chicken.

bms

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

Bender — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:18:40 EST

Sure you have a husband honey...keep saying it and it might come true.

I dunno, I just can't see a married couple spending $18,000 for a one person bed.

Bender

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

rukasu — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:09:34 EST

@strider_mt2k: laugh i guess

rukasu

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

strider_mt2k — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:07:16 EST

@Rukasu: "gimps on crutches"

Now am I supposed to laugh, or am I supposed to be all shocked and shit? Because I gotta tell ya, I laughed first.

strider_mt2k

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

strider_mt2k — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:05:24 EST

Needless heedless theedless excess.

Ok, maybe theedless was excessive...

strider_mt2k

Cute Model Demos Starry Night Luxo-Bed

rukasu — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:03:20 EST

cute if you dig gimps on crutches

rukasu