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Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

WEGGLES90 — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:00:34 EST

I see you got a reciept, did it come with a warrenty?

WEGGLES90

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

Fierock — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:47:02 EST

Adam had the same look on his face through the whole video. I'd suggest that if you submit the receipt for reimbursement, send the video too, just as proof that you did in fact complete the transaction by receiving the service (of administering butt rub on sum babe's cheek), just so they know that you weren't doing it for pleasure, just business, dirty dirty business.

Fierock

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

Out2gtcha — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:21:59 EST

Now that the associated vid is out, Adam has the same look on his face as when he actually got the butt rub.

Out2gtcha

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

SexCpotatoes — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:07:45 EST

Well, one could "expense" a performed "butt rub" if their initial outlay was $20, for the oils or tools and such. In fact, if they were doing said butt rub at cost to promote their new butt rubbing business it would make sense to do so, but that receipt should say 'promotional butt rub' which opens up a whole new can of worms.

SexCpotatoes

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

skulldriveshaft — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:40:09 EST

okay so ADAM bought a "movie" called "Butt Rub" for $20?

am i right?

skulldriveshaft

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

skulldriveshaft — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:38:35 EST

All I could get from the LOW RES picture you guys are providing as evidence was the following:

..... Production Services
..................
Sales and Leasing

There's a box on the back, can't read what it says, anyone else got some crazy ass image processing software?

skulldriveshaft

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

Brian Sexton — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:11:09 EST

Are you really holding a receipt, Adam? It looks a bit like you've made yourself a very small sign to advertise a new butt-rubbing business.

Brian Sexton

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Empire — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:13:46 EST

When can we expect the "Top 10 Reasons I Hate AVN"?

Reason #1: Booth babes...

Empire

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

liveallnight — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:04:12 EST

But will it work for CardScan Pro??

liveallnight

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

ennTOXX — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:03:16 EST

@eNNtOXX: then again, i'd expect a morning coffee from you for about a week....

ennTOXX

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

ennTOXX — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:02:23 EST

and you are supposed to use that as a compensation reference to an expense? i wouldn't except that, but then if you told me about it instead, i'd probably just give you the $20 8\

ennTOXX

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

LoudLight17 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:48:48 EST

Speaking of butt rubs....I just used the voucher I got for you at the Cosplay maid cafe in Tokyo..sorry you missed it

LoudLight17

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

GOKOR — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:41:55 EST

@Red Right Hand: I'm gonna sound really gay, but it's Adrien Brody.

GOKOR

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

darkwaters — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:09:17 EST

@Adam Frucci: By the look on your face, if you were giving the rub, you must have rubbed it like it was a magic lamp.
What kind of genie popped out?? ;~)

darkwaters

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Munch the BanNail — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:44:40 EST

@ideaman2020: That depends on what he was rubbing her (his?) butt with.

Munch the BanNail

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

TKWarrior — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:40:18 EST

@Adam Frucci: You're right, I couldn't think any less of you a long time ago. JK man. What kind of look did the 'lucky' girl give you after asking her for a receipt?

TKWarrior

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smackswell — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:29:22 EST

@mangochutney: He didn't say it was a girl.....

smackswell

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

Benny Goldman — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:28:02 EST

@smackswell: I totally agree.

Benny Goldman

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

ideaman2020 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:27:03 EST

@methodlimp: Someone charges you for letting you rub their butt.

Duh.

That said, it would have to be an awfully fine butt to warrant a $20 charge...

ideaman2020

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Red Right Hand — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:26:49 EST

@P3nnst8r: My bad, and I fully agree with you. That said, I thought you were referring to that kid reporter at CES (Aaron Broder) that giz just covered an hour or so ago, somebody commented on how much he looked like a young Frucci.

Red Right Hand

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

mangochutney — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:22:41 EST

@Adam Frucci: Well then at least tell us which one of the MacWorld booth girls got the one and only "Frucci Butt Rub"(c).

mangochutney

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FlipSwitch — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:20:30 EST

The receipt doesn't even state whether you were giving or receiving said rub - or maybe you were just watching.

FlipSwitch

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

FlipSwitch — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:19:52 EST

The receipt doesn't even say if you were giving or receive said rub.

FlipSwitch

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

MyPetFly — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:18:37 EST

Maybe you should try writing it off as a business expense on your taxes. I'd love to see the look on the IRS auditor's face when you try to explain it.

MyPetFly

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

methodlimp — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:18:29 EST

@Adam Frucci: Well, Adam, how the hell could you expense a butt rub if you were the one that provided the service? I rest my case.

methodlimp

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What it is — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:17:20 EST

"This is all manual baby"

What it is

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

Adam Frucci — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:12:52 EST

Why do you all assume that I was the recipient of said butt rub and not the giver?

Adam Frucci

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:11:40 EST

Reminds me of Family Guy...
BUTT SCRATCHER!!??
BUTT SCRATCHER!!??

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

Cupajo — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:09:44 EST

@luxera:

If I'm going to pay $20 for a butt-rub, I want it to be performed by someone with strong hands. Maybe that's fruity, but I'm all about getting value for my dollar.

Cupajo

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

Bowler Hat — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:08:26 EST

iFuckedMyselfInTheButt.

$19.99

Bowler Hat

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

iPhoneGroupie — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:04:13 EST

Is that receipt on the back of the ipod sex toy add-on brochure?

I definitely see an image of an ipod there......

Adam, you didn't? Did you?

iPhoneGroupie

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

YodaMac — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:01:31 EST

Hey, a handheld mic's gotta have one! :)

YodaMac

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

Bowler Hat — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:00:33 EST

Even Peter Petrelli needs to kick back and unwind occasionally, it seems.

Bowler Hat

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

tamoko — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:58:30 EST

Imagine pulling that out at H&R Block.

Regardless...I bet the swag at AVN is better then at CES.

tamoko

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banmojo — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:57:57 EST

That's a wry face to make, following something which I presume had to be at least SOMEwhat pleasurable. Me, I'm all smiles whenever I get a 20 dollar butt rub :^)

banmojo

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Fisherhum — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:56:38 EST

I hope it improves your mood Frucci...your posts the last few days have have left a lot to be desired...

Fisherhum

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

P3nnst8r — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:55:43 EST

@Red Right Hand:

[en.wikipedia.org]

P3nnst8r

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

strider_mt2k — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:55:26 EST

Save that one Adam, you can use it at the next BBQ event you guys cover.

(See I'm looking out for ya man.)

strider_mt2k

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

Paradise — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:54:10 EST

is the butt rub still occurring at time of photo?

Paradise

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

Red Right Hand — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:53:56 EST

I am fortunate enough to use my receipts for bongs and vaporizers and hydroponic growing gear for tax write offs

Red Right Hand

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

Red Right Hand — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:51:52 EST

@P3nnst8r: I believe it's Aaron Brody

Red Right Hand

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

Seiven — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:49:01 EST

HAHA I love it, if you get reimbursed with that reciept your my hero

Seiven

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

P3nnst8r — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:47:49 EST

@smackswell:

More like a Tom Cruise-Adrien Brody manchild

P3nnst8r

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

smackswell — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:43:20 EST

Frucci looks a bit girlish.

smackswell

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Noobs-R-Us — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:43:18 EST

You got a butt rub and you want to be reimbursed? That's almost as good as the lap dances you use to get from wall street brokers night out.

Noobs-R-Us

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aseriesoftubes — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:41:21 EST

Why would they bother giving a receipt? It's not like you're going to return your butt rub.

aseriesoftubes

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

Atagahi — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:35:25 EST

Dude, you overpaid.

Atagahi

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

luxera — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:35:10 EST

Handwriting looks a bit manish.

luxera

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

TheRunningboard7 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:34:36 EST

They could have at least signed it.

TheRunningboard7

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

jun2san — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:32:23 EST

Best. Receipt. Ever.

jun2san