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Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

solrac — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:22:38 EST

I like the product! Realtime means no more downloads Works on any broadband connection and you can search inside the content for what you want. This the future of on demand entertainment. Fyre tv Very nice interface!

solrac

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

Hello_Newman — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:38:21 EST

Ok this woman is bugging me so I have to vent! She has a high forehead so she should have bangs to frame her face better. Women with big boobs need big hair and hers is all flat and doesn't flatter her at all.

Also she doesn't work out so a miniskirt would work better for her with thigh high stockings that come up to the bottom of her skirt. Her makeup doesn't match the palate of either her hair color or skin tone, and she isn't wearing the natural looking dark blue contacts so she looks all out of sorts.

Also she needs a bra that's not so tight because it makes her boob implants stick out in such an obvious way. Give her a non under wire bra to wear already to make it look like those boobs could actually be hers.

How they can put out a product at such an important show as this and not have anyone to make her look as good as she can is insane.

Hello_Newman

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

aydiosmio — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 03:38:18 EST

I too have unrealistically high standards when communicating on the Internet.

aydiosmio

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

Hello_Newman — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:10:55 EST

I do buy porn movies, but only after I've seen it. There's so much redundant crap out there, paying for it sight unseen you're in for a major disappointment 99 percent of the time. The people who make this content just don't get it yet.

Hello_Newman

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

buckminster — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 18:04:44 EST

OK - will someone explain to me again why I am a gonna pay a quarter a minute to watch adult DVD content when I just downloaded more than two hours of high bitrate clips from a couple of adult content providers for free?

No, I didn't hack my way in or spend hours searching for the content or endure painful amount of adverts for penis enlargement devices.

I guess I must just be one of those old farts who thinks its immoral to pay for content when it's available for free if you want it. Geeez....

buckminster

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

jwr18 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:32:06 EST

Did anyone get the "special code" yet?

jwr18

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

ianken — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:43:08 EST

Pay...for....porn? I don't get it.

ianken

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

zbestbs — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:28:24 EST

Dang! Is that a cold sore on the babe's upper lip?

zbestbs

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

Sqube — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:39:35 EST

Awesome. I don't know why this isn't posted in Fleshbot, but awesome.

Sqube

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

Ixero — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:07:31 EST

It's about that time for Herpecin L....

Ixero

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

vote Obama — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:25:27 EST

@logruszed:

you hope

vote Obama

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

jason46 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:23:32 EST

Mostly followed the link for the "NSFW".. umm, where is it..

jason46

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

jim82488 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 06:23:58 EST

That broad is nasty! Oh is that herpes I see? I think so :-\

jim82488

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

bennydesign — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:10:11 EST

@sqeakytoy of the apocalypse:beat me to it!

bennydesign

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

brandon208402 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:19:55 EST

Only 2 questions matter:
Is there gay porn for it, and Will it Blend?

brandon208402

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

logruszed — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:51:38 EST

That tranny has herpes.

logruszed

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

dna — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:14:57 EST

VIDEOBOX

Best porn site on the net. Google it. $9.99 for unlimited viewing. Not that I'd ever watch porn, just sayin... beats this deal by a long shot I think.

dna

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

Cashak — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:54:15 EST

Or I could just pull a ripped movie in Divx format of a torrent and play it over my Xbox like most people do, and not pay a GD thing.

Touche` porn industry... Cheap perverts 1, You 0

Cashak

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

FubarGuy — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:40:13 EST

Wouldn't anybody tech savvy/porn dependent enough to run this already have tons of their own content available & running to a large set? Seems redundant, but hey - more power to 'em for pioneering another media delivery system!

FubarGuy

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

sol.. — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:22:27 EST

Yeah, you guys will be doing a hands on at home alright

pakapakapakapaka SPLANK!

sol..

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

DustyButt — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:37:05 EST

@Kidd: Ew.

DustyButt

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

Windhawk — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:37:29 EST

She's a man, baby.

Windhawk

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

jwr18 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:32:08 EST

Porn sales of porn on DVD have dramatically reduced. This is an excellent way to distribute video.

jwr18

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

jwr18 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:29:57 EST

Who "watches" porn on their computer? It messes up the keyboard.

jwr18

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

NZRUSS — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:29:28 EST

Just like e-commerce the Porn distributors are WAY ahead of traditional media.

If they can get the rights to sell regular movies, they've got a winner.

NZRUSS

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

bmoctta — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:21:35 EST

@godai: I don't know how discrete a "black box" is once someone turns your TV on...

bmoctta

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

skulldriveshaft — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:57:54 EST

what else are geeks supposed to drop money on other than gadgets?

skulldriveshaft

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

citykids — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:51:20 EST

Eww, skanky - she almost makes Britanny Spears look doable.

Notice I said "almost".

citykids

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

Palestina — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:47:32 EST

Cosy booth!

Palestina

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

abbyrode — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:34:23 EST

Thanx! I can't wait for the Hands On either!!! If you were here, you could get your chance to give me a tickle while visiting our booth...

Oh, it's a scar on my lip from going through a windshield. Another reason to always buckle up. And since I'm really lucky to even be alive today, I try to make each day a fun and happy one. Watching a little T&A helps with that sometimes, right? And the FyreTV boxxx is just the thing to get your blood boiling. I was so turned on waching Lexington Steel on the screen that when he showed up to do some signing with FireTV, I almost ripped all his clothes off right there on the spot!

abbyrode

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

Kidd — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:02:40 EST

That's a sweet and sexy sore on her lip...

Kidd

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

CruJones — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:54:10 EST

My boss's daughter has more provocative pictures scrolling across her screen saver on her office computer than those.

CruJones

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

abbyrode — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:40:54 EST

I'm so glad you have a chance to see the new product from FyreTV. It's hard to get an estimation of performance from an article, but you will LOVE the quality and content selection once you try it yourself. When FyreTV introduced me to their BOXXX I thought it was a hoax. I mean, who ever heard of Porn on Demand?

Then I checked it out, watched one of my own movies on their set up system here at the AVN convention, and I was happier than I've ever been to see so much fun, sexy and wicked entertainment available with no trouble. No viruses, no nosy spouse going through your page history finding the porn you just sweated over.... Haha, I was getting so hot watching Remington Steel on the screen that when he showed up at our booth to do some signing, I jumped on him and almost tore his clothes right off! What a sight that would have been!!

abbyrode

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

adam12hicks — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:03:49 EST

Yeah where's the NSFW pictures. We know you have them.

adam12hicks

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

Seiven — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:57:54 EST

*silently makes note of all the sites people are commenting about*

Seiven

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

92BuickLeSabre — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:52:11 EST

That was significantly less NSFW than I was hopin...*cough*...expecting.

92BuickLeSabre

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

Jesus Diaz — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:26:58 EST

@StackyBotrus: They can't stand you either.

Jesus Diaz

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

QB8Young — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:17:25 EST

I can't wait for the "hands-on"... Wow that was lame
Until then I will just keep using quickfap.com

QB8Young

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

lordgnu — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:05:44 EST

More like there looking for master-beta testers

lordgnu

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

Seiven — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:02:09 EST

I'd love to get my hands on her box...O and a fyreTV would be awesome too.

Seiven

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

Out2gtcha — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:57:12 EST

The background of the 5th Pic looks like a neon version of an airport only seen in my dreams.......

TIME, BATHROOMS, FOOD This way.-->
<--Blonde + Big Boobs This way.

Out2gtcha

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

homerjay — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:52:26 EST

"We're going to have a special code soon for Gizmodo readers that will get you into the expanded beta"

You do that while I get that ethernet cable wired up in the bedroom. :>)

homerjay

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

aec007 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:48:43 EST

I would buy anything she sells.... :P

aec007

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

daftrok — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:47:27 EST

www.youporn.com is all you will ever need! Seriously!

daftrok

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

Stacky Botrus — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:46:42 EST

I Cant stand stale-faced, fake boobed, half fugly chicks who used to be fat posing as PORN STARS.

Stacky Botrus

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

sqeakytoy of the apocalypse — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:43:17 EST

box performance was great......... well, what else could you possibly want?

sqeakytoy of the apocalypse

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

Jesus Diaz — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:33:18 EST

At last. God I was getting bored with bloody CES!

Jesus Diaz

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

jdunns4 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:29:20 EST

"combination tag searches "

is that like a menage a trois?

jdunns4

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

Jason Chen — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:28:31 EST

@godai: No flame symbol at all. Just black box.

Jason Chen

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

godai — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:26:10 EST

So no markings other then the flame symbol on the top you mean?

godai

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

weatherman — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:25:28 EST

@islandmonk: not anymore!

weatherman

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

ab3 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:25:14 EST

"so we'll have to see how it performs in the real world when we do a hands-on at home"

Literally!

ab3

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

Noobs-R-Us — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:23:49 EST

If she had one with big fake boobs that is...

Noobs-R-Us

Hands-on With FyreTV, the Best Porn in the Living Room Solution Yet (NSFW)

Noobs-R-Us — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:23:00 EST

She looks like Celine D's sister.

Noobs-R-Us