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Gizmodo's Very, Very NSFW Porn Convention Adventure

Brian Lam — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:58:37 EST

Same. I watch it every few days. I included it in Chen and Frucci's annual review. Verdict: Tears of shame.

Brian Lam

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Rob C — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:54:20 EST

revisiting this just made my day :)

Rob C

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akmarksman — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:02:30 EST

LMAO!

akmarksman

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alwaysmorelmn — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:59:47 EST

lol, that was def. an IMAX 3D kinda video. maybe next year.

maxim got a couple of interviews with some of the porn stars at the convention and how they feel about nerds. notably jenna haze.

linkzor: [www.maximonline.com]

alwaysmorelmn

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WildWon — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:11:04 EST

Geeze, i can't believe in ever single scene of that, you showed the same twat!

(ahh Adam, i play, fantastic vid. I think you're one of my favorite editors running around this place. You DID do that Vaporizer review right? Which you reviewed with "vaporizables"... yes?)

WildWon

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NeoPoliticus — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 18:19:06 EST

And he has such kissable - though apparently disease-ridden - lips.

NeoPoliticus

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Noobs-R-Us — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 13:16:18 EST

Humm...you're rubbing the left cheek, was that Chen who's rubbing the right one??? Whoever's rubbing the right cheek was clearly rubbing VERY hard.

Noobs-R-Us

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Xenobiologista — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 22:24:27 EST

I like how he's got this totally stunned look on his face except for the bit where Jason is juggling the dildos.

Xenobiologista

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Nongeek — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 17:46:44 EST

Adam, you're out of control. I LOVED THAT PIECE!

Nongeek

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banmojo — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 16:32:38 EST

NOW I'm really jealous of you guys, dammit! Damn that was a funny vid, esp the ending. Frucci, I know you enjoyed AVN as much as I would have ;^)

banmojo

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kittenman — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:53:27 EST

damn that butt is nice!

kittenman

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urbanminstrel — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:50:05 EST

creative. hahahahah

urbanminstrel

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nincompoop — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 10:32:44 EST

This cat Adam looks like one of the Monkees!
Or is it the fact that he looks like he wants to spank his monkey?

nincompoop

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kendra68 — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:41:54 EST

ok Adam's facial expressions are priceless, but it makes me think he needs to get away from his comp more often. The look when he was doing the butt rub, it just looked like he wasn't getting it. ok so maybe he wasn't but you know what I meant!

kendra68

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aaj111 — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 08:53:45 EST

Okaayy. That was... astounding.

aaj111

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CrashingOut — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:14:08 EST

hahahahahahah, ahahahhahahah- creative? ?!-haahahaaaha BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (chen)

kthxbyeomgwtfbbq!
its been a good day

CrashingOut

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ninjagin — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:56:32 EST

I counted at least three expenses on this post, butt I only have one receipt so far. Can we account for the rest under "film", until the other two come in? Is "the manhole" a business or geographic location/tourist site?... MSMoney wants to know, and we've already got six billings to them on the visa. Pretty sure this is how you guys are sneaking back the mac tablet, but I'm not sure. Am equally unsure about how you seem to have gone through that much liverwurst and bubble wrap. No worries, you secret is safe with me, as long as you kept that casio camera for me to play with.
Thanks, your bookkeeper, NINJAGIN.

ninjagin

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DirkusMaximus — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:45:46 EST

@P3nnst8r: I think that's the loudest I've ever LOL'd in real life from a comment. Thank you sir.

DirkusMaximus

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Poffy — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:31:36 EST

LOL DONGS

Poffy

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Mandatory_Field — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:29:55 EST

Hmmm, looks like you were checking out the resilience of more than just the human spirit....

Mandatory_Field

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biskut23 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 23:43:24 EST

Jason should have put the dongs down his pants. HAHA!

biskut23

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nosauten — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 23:16:01 EST

@scarbrtj:
Dude. You nailed it. no pun intended.

But Damn! After watching that double money shot at the end, I'm like "WHOA, is that even possible!"

nosauten

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scarbrtj — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 23:06:47 EST

Gizmodo:

So much into shiny, new, love toys. It's unnatural.

scarbrtj

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Ignatius — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:48:37 EST

Damn I really wanted my comment to be 69th! I was expecting some note about how the porn industry used to be first with new tech but it doesn't seem to be the case so much anymore.

Ignatius

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reefdweller — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:44:47 EST

Butt Rub $20.
Take 29
Priceless

reefdweller

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Rob C — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:20:10 EST

those are some kick ass dildo drumsticks chen.

Rob C

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richard8a — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:11:07 EST

LOL! It was only slightly amusing until the last scene. PRICELESS!! HAHAHA!

richard8a

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homerjay — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:46:58 EST

Your mothers must be so proud.
"My son is an editor," she says.
"You should read his work, he's so clever," she says.

Mamma Frucci? Mamma Chen? Since your son's won't say it, I will. I'm sorry they embarrass you so.

homerjay

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Face_523 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:19:48 EST

:) height=gums width=ear2ear loop=true

Face_523

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DJJS — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 19:32:02 EST

YAYY!

DJJS

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discounteggroll — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:58:32 EST

@Escamotage:

don't worry, Chen can hold his own when it comes to the dongles

discounteggroll

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Dead Ghost — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:40:53 EST

Hahahah, that's why i love Gizmodo. The scene with the dildo flipping guy was priceless. :))

Dead Ghost

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Atagahi — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:38:06 EST

Methinks the Frucci doth protest too much. And the Chen was far too cocky for comfort.

Atagahi

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corhou99 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:36:46 EST

is it just me, or does it now seem Adam should be the one more at home at a porn convention? well that is if you take Jason "i so could stuff this in my pants" Chen out of the mix.

corhou99

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Amiash is not allowed — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:27:35 EST

aw man, that was hilarious gizmodo never fails to amuse me

Amiash is not allowed

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robinandtami — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:23:04 EST

Wait a minute! So you paid $20 bucks to be a butt rubbER instead of a butt rubbEE? Dude... if you had taken that $20 bucks out to the nearest street corner, you coulda got alot more "bang" for your buck.

robinandtami

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Fierock — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:22:56 EST

@Fierock: just reminded myself of the morning after scene in Me, Myself and Irene where puffy lips tells Jim Carey it wasn't for her - hahaha

Fierock

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Fierock — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:21:28 EST

@Bokusatsu_Tenshi: oh he knows how to use them (you didn't see the third dildo did you?)

Fierock

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mandarin — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:44:29 EST

Dude you were squeezing someone's tush there, why the 'Constipation' face?

mandarin

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Escamotage — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:27:22 EST

LOL. That was awesome.

But why you gotta make the asian dude numchuck the dildos, huh? huh?

Escamotage

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archetype94306 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:03:51 EST

Ah, I see that Chen did end up getting some swag he wants to keep.

archetype94306

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Atagahi — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:39:18 EST

You guys made an otherwise boring CES fun and entertaining, although Chen was acting a bit cocky near the end.

Atagahi

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Noobs-R-Us — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:38:33 EST

Frucci, you didn't seem to enjoy that butt rub. Why???

Noobs-R-Us

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hudsong — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:25:05 EST

Dude... You look like Steve Jobs.

hudsong

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oo0cyst0oo — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:23:21 EST

THIS WAS GOOD.

oo0cyst0oo

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Out2gtcha — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:56:55 EST

Uggg. I think I just laughed and threw up at the same time.....

Out2gtcha

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OldSchoolGadgetLover — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:44:47 EST

@Out2gtcha: Too bad they don't have rim shot sound effects for jokes like that... get it? Rim shot? Okay, that was pretty bad, sorry.

OldSchoolGadgetLover

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Out2gtcha — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:35:44 EST

PANTS!

Out2gtcha

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Out2gtcha — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:34:32 EST

Last scene:
Adam:"You do know we have Penial codes for such behavior right?"

Jason in teh background:"Yes. Yes I do......and I can prove it."

Out2gtcha

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ianken — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:33:38 EST

@gee2:

See a dcotor. Your sense of humnor seem to have been removed without your knowledge.

ianken

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PlasmaMachine — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:29:43 EST

@Vagabum:

Not weak, but horrible.. 3 fingers?? that's it!? Where's the grabbin and the slappin!? For shame..

PlasmaMachine

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thebattousai185 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:29:18 EST

Funny.

thebattousai185

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Le0nidas — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:28:35 EST

That was the hardest i have laughed in quite some time haha, Frucci's face was priceless next to the...dildo machine?

Le0nidas

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Vagabum — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:23:10 EST

That was a weak Butt Rubb IMOHO. I think you would have found a lap dance significantly more enjoyable.

Vagabum

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:21:01 EST

ROFL
That's not how you use those Chen.
No, I'm not showing you how...

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

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bronsthermonster — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:19:15 EST

well that satisfies my LOL quota for the day...

bronsthermonster

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FFMMCLXIV — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:17:54 EST

That was amazing. lol

FFMMCLXIV

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infmom — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:55:49 EST

Sure am glad I work at home. Of course, now the neighbors probably wonder why I was laughing myself sick this morning.

Does Creative market a Butt Blaster?

infmom

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ProtoDAda — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:35:57 EST

the facial expression was sort of like what i would make watching straight porn... confused that she's missing something that protrudes and someone just so happy to jiggle with two... gay much?

ProtoDAda

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P3nnst8r — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:19:43 EST

@jord:

Woot, i won internets earlier this week, too. I should play the lottery.

P3nnst8r

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univision — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:19:35 EST

Yeah, Im resigning my job right now. Gizmodo, here I come!

univision

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flyboy — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:16:17 EST

were those things at the end trying to fly?

he didn't have them under control

flyboy

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Ledsled — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:10:13 EST

Did Creative replace their SoundBlaster with AssBlaster?

Ledsled

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jord — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:57:48 EST

@P3nnst8r: You win the internets.

jord

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ludwigk — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:52:15 EST

@ J4sk868: but Giz already has the sister site Fleshbot, which is devoted to porn. They probably spent the entire week covering AVN.

...

Apparently they did!

ludwigk

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slingblade — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:46:56 EST

Adam, you seem disturbed...you do not like the ladies?

slingblade

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Fisherhum — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:45:17 EST

Awesome...that post made up for the last few days of lame ones out of Frucci.

Fisherhum

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j4sk868 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:44:47 EST

Idea:

Start a sister site.

Gizzmodo.

j4sk868

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j4sk868 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:42:52 EST

Creative??? didnt know they got into porn.

j4sk868

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tmedia1 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:40:26 EST

Very funny, love it...

tmedia1

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gee2 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:34:23 EST

Is a dildo or some cleavage really that exciting? A butt rub? Ooh wow, you got to rub a butt. I guess geeks really don't get out much. Talk about repressed!

gee2

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EBone — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:32:57 EST

Chen - please don't tell me you "pantsed" any of those "gadgets."

EBone

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Reilaos~ — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:32:45 EST

@Turbo Driver: Energizz!

Love the expressions. Looks like they invested more in booth babes than CES.

Reilaos~

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strider_mt2k — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:27:07 EST

Nice that you guys can unwind after all that CES.

Enjoy yourselves.
(off camera)

strider_mt2k

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wtd966 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:22:09 EST

Not quite NSFW enough!

wtd966

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reimagine — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:19:32 EST

More NSFW footage please!

reimagine

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hiimcliff — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:14:50 EST

SOME OF THAT STUFF WAS BORDERLINE GHEIGH.

hiimcliff

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Turbo Driver — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:13:14 EST

Uh oh- is this now JIZZMODO???

-W

Turbo Driver

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Boatski — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:12:58 EST

I would have been at AVN the whole time instead of CES

Boatski

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SockMonkey — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:11:18 EST

You really needed a TV-B-Gone type device with you at AVN. I'd have loved seeing those air-headed porn queens freaking out when their dildos stopped for no reason.

Great vid!

SockMonkey

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golferal — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:10:28 EST

AVN is getting more lame each year. It was a veritable free for all up until about 4 years ago with unfettered nakedness and hedonism that usually ended up spilling out into the hallways & concourses. No one would have even thought of charging (or paying for, for that matter) 20 bucks for a "butt rub".

Oh well, at least Chen got to play with some dildos (I'm guessing it's probably not his first time).

golferal

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Arza — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:10:17 EST

Nice work. Although a lightsaber style dildo battle would have really pulled the piece together.

Arza

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ronnsprocket — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:09:04 EST

Cock band, HA!!.

ronnsprocket

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jibbly — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:06:18 EST

Is there a reason why the camera never ventured below your waist?

I keed I keed.

jibbly

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fusedinertia — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:02:58 EST

OMG the end of the video was Hilarious!

fusedinertia

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diablofreak — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:02:49 EST

stop playing with dildos

diablofreak

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Red Right Hand — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:57:26 EST

oops, sorry, I'm an impatient tard.

Red Right Hand

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Red Right Hand — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:56:17 EST

I believe Chen was demonstrating the ancient art of cock-fu.

Red Right Hand

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Red Right Hand — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:51:45 EST

I think Chen was demonstrating an ancient form of cock-fu.

Red Right Hand

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iPhoneHellas — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:51:08 EST

!!! You are so lucky :-)

iPhoneHellas

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desimal — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:50:39 EST

@P3nnst8r: COMMENT OF THE DAY!
priceless.

desimal

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chandler in lasvegas — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:46:56 EST

.
Did you wake up yesterday and just think that AVN happens alongside CES by CHANCE? What is the biggest business on the internet...? And if you would have looked closer you would have found the Nano Robot Rim Job, around the corner, for $10.
.

chandler in lasvegas

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P3nnst8r — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:45:12 EST

CHEN WTF.

This isn't Cock Band!

P3nnst8r

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What it is — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:43:40 EST

human spirit? surely you mean the resiliency of the life-like rubber dildo.

What it is

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dead_red_eyes — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:42:35 EST

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Adam you're fucking crazy!

dead_red_eyes

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Red Right Hand — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:39:58 EST

Frucci-the butt rub wonderboy

Red Right Hand

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sicknick — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:35:58 EST

What the hell did Creative have at it's booth?

Awesome video. Butt Rub forever.

sicknick

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pito189 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:35:36 EST

Ah the 20 dollar butt rub, haha great.

pito189

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Red Right Hand — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:34:52 EST

So was Chen finally overpowered by his two opponents in the end (pun intended)

Red Right Hand

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Pieman2 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:32:50 EST

Oh wow. That was priceless!

Pieman2

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EmptyRepublic — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:32:08 EST

Well, I guess with the exception of the dildos everywhere I guess that wasn't too NSFW. We get away with lots at my office.

EmptyRepublic

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ertw — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:31:56 EST

HAHAHAHHAHA

ertw