<![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Man I sorta feel mad/dumb for actually reading the whole, I felt like my mind was going to implode.

Delvar15

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> $300 ! Hell no! I read this a while back on Digg..
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ceokhan

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> And you thought it was all fun and games... :p
[www.manilamac.com]

Stephane Daury

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> The question you all should be asking is, "Will it blend?" inb4 overused etc.

avengedx47

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Tyvek prototype on EBay for $12,000.

HKLV

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> I would like to take this opportunity to be the first to coin a new computer term.

It will refer to people stupid enough to believe that an overpriced bauble from Apple will make them popular and pretty. People who sacrifice function over form. Generally the most stupid tech users who have an over inflated belief in their own looks.

I will call them "Airheads".

polyfrolic

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> It seemed real when i saw the 300 price tag.

Mmsupermario

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Dude, this isn't even the type of envelope that seals with a string. Look, it's got the metal bendy things, not the round stringy things. I call bullshit, sir!

nstrupp

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Is apple going to make these for other, thicker laptops?
I want one :(

... :)


spatchpatch

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Alright. I am usually a engadget fan. But Ryan Block is getting too uptight and you guys are getting funnier.

So I actually get off my butt to register and comment you. Good job. I am putting you ahead of engadget on my bookmark. :)

Has anyone made the boom joke yet? "Boom! Michael dunk it into the envelop!"

tino

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> @GumbyJump: yup all gizmodo 24/7. the club promoting and property management involves no human interaction ;-)

fail device is fail

ItsMrJP

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> GOOD JOB GIZMODO STEALING ANOTHER PERSONS JOKE FROM DIGG COMMENT SECTION

[digg.com]

"StormFreak by StormFreak on 01/15/2008
Oh, and one more thing....there will now be Apple branded Manilla Envelopes to carry your MacBook Air around in for just 89.99 ::wild applause::"

lame3

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> @yoshi: What are you kidding? The big deal is progress. If people don't make a big deal about it then we'll never get smaller and more powerful electronics because companies won't find it worth the money.

CarbonatedWater

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> @evan394: Twice.

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> @92BuickLeSabre: dammit! you beat me to the punch!!

Evan394

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> WTF is russian dressing?

Evan394

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> I would not be surprised if Staples files a patent infringement suit...

SFKevin

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> So, larger joke aside, nobody else thinks it's odd that Blakeley references storing Reuben sandwiches in manila envelopes?

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> So, the larger joke aside, no one else thinks it's odd that Blakeley references storing Reuben sandwiches in manila envelopes?

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Is there a heavy duty version planned, maybe lined with bubblewrap? That would kind of waterproof it, too, but I think it just may float if you drop it in a puddle. Air is less dense than water after all.

balloondoggle

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> @AirSix: write to him

Jesus Diaz

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Someone has got to make sure the Steve sees this.

AirSix

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> im in!

wtd966

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> I would have thought this article was really clever and funny if not for the pictures of the Macbook Air next to a manila envelope all over the Apple Web site.

Sparkus

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> @mtopper: "the TRUE fanboys will all use a real manilla envelope to carry around their loser piece of crap machine with its irreplaceable (ticking time bomb) battery"

And you can point at them and laugh as you shout, "I see you, true fanboy! With your loser piece of crap machine!"

And then you can both have donuts.

someToast

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> @origamimavin
lol


mangasm

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> manila envelope is made out of hemp indigenous in the Philippines. it weights about 2 oz.
you can double o' triple your money if you chop it up
and put it out in the streets(Chiba City).
don't forget what the teacher said "Don't get high with your own supply=PROFITS.

lawkeyy

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> shit, i just saw it's a joke. apple would sell something like that, though. they probably will after seeing this.

origamimavin

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> lame

DucatiGuy

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. More Style than Substance should NEVER apply to technology. You fan bois need to wake up that this is just a flagrant step backwards all in the name of style.

Not impressed one bit. Why this gets any type of buzz is beyond me. I nominate the Macbook Air for CRAPGADGET!

knappoleon

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> ok, so now apple is trying to sell a manilla envelope, normally all of $.10 ... for $300. and a piece of red string for $20? i have to say, anyone that even considders buying that is a complete and total tool. you know what happens when you put the computer in there, and the envelope is in between 2 hardcover books, and a pen falls in between the book and the envelope? i do, the friggen laptop cracks in half.

this is a piece of shit if i've ever seen one.

origamimavin

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> All you haters need to learn how to have some fun.

Geisrud

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> I think this was a very boring MacWorld (one of the worst?), they should have called it Upgrade World, Software update to the iphone, software update to Apple TV. The Macbook Air, should be called the super Iphone, (super expensive Iphone), I'm not that impressed with it.

estephanovich

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> oh and this post, priceless. I predict that every person who buys an MBA will eventually find a manila envelope and put their new toy in it, giggling with glee. I would even wager that some case maker like Incase will even make a sleeve for it with an interoffice mail envelope print on it.

GumbyJump

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> @Dearhaw: Because, sadly, this is their life. They don't have a life outside the internet blogs and forums. They don't interact with real people. The only semi-real interaction they have is by logging on and spewing garbage about whatever gadget is being discussed at the moment. If it wasn't for giz, these losers wouldn't have any life or "human" interaction at all. The end.

GumbyJump

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Thing about the "thinnest notebook", is that they depreciate out of the box, and become obsolescent very quickly. For some people, it's worth it to spend $3000 or more to get the cache of owning something that you'll want to replace in 2 years, and which is categorically inferior to most laptop that will be available in 2010 for $500.

I lust after great tech and I'd love to have one of these... but I can't justify the cash.

dcartist

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> @savager: Cheap case? $300 for a case with no handle or space or accessories. Where do I sign?

Xenocide

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> God dammit with MBA Blend that is the question. I got no time for you jibba jabba fools

Ultraorange

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> @yoshi:

It's obviously a big deal because love it or hate it, EVERYBODY has to say something about it. Over and over and fucking over again.

I have a suggestion for all of you haterz (this isn't directed at you, yoshi):

Why don't you guys just, you know, ignore all the Apple announcements and releases and articles? Skip them. Don't grace the fanbois running Gizmodo with your page view counts and comments. SHOW them how irrelevant Apple really is!

And once Gizmodo realizes what a piece of shit company Apple is, and what a bunch of sheeple fucktards are its fans, then maybe, just maybe, they'll stop shedding so much of their virtual article space on Apple products and start talking about REAL computers and cellphones and PMPs.

Dearhaw

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> hey,.. retards.. quit talking about the macbook air on the page devoted to the macbook air's sweet cheap case.. there' like four other places to babble on repeating everything over and over again.

savager

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> too many drinks? at 9am? you guys are hardcore.

lostarchitect

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> A Reuben without corned beef isn't a Reuben. A "pastrami" reuben is kinda like a vodka martini, and as for a turkey reuben...well, let's just say one needs to be beaten when uttering those words.

stronglikedan

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> @Riemannian:
Same.

@Pope John Peeps II:
@gizmo_dude:
As scary as it sounds agreed.

Although it does seem like an awful lot of work/writing for the end result of a joke.




Out2gtcha

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> I just used a pre-production prototype model, and let me tell you, this case will fit a two-year old Dell 700m like a glove.

Yeah, yeah, the 700m is a bit old, and a bit chunky in the rear, but she can at least burn a cd/dvd without a cable.

jstueve

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> That's hilarious, thanks gizmodo for reminding me why I don't have an apple.

masternave

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> @gizmo_dude: No kidding. Apple is EXACTLY the company that would charge you 20 dollars for a string.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> It's not worth it. I've already bought two of them, and my wife keeps "accidentally" throwing them out with the newspaper and junk mail. Luckily my MacBook Air wasn't in it either time.

srfndave

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Let me guess, the version with metal clip 'option' rather than the red string is $792.00

chuckwrona

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> i'm still looking for the "vanilla folder"

RastaSega

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Apple´s shares keep going down

faunaman

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Jesus, awesome article! You get a gold star for the day. =)

I'm looking forward to what you'll pull off for April Fool's.

novacthall

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Wait, according to the article above, the word "Case" is now a registered trademark?

Geisrud

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Is manilla case good anough for apple? Shouldn't it be Manilla Case Whisp, or iCaseVanilla or Vanilla Case Little Breeze?

Tinseldud

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> God. You guys are hooked onto motherflippin Flight of the Conchords. lol.

ninjatales

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> That case is sweet, I don't know how apple does it but they always find a away to make there product shine with accessories.

JOOSH

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> @endrewsmith1:
@yoshi:
For some practical purposes.. there is little point to the thinnest notebook. However, I can see this being popular with 2 types:
a) heavy-traveling professionals
b) people in Asia

I have no idea if Apple is intentionally doing this or not- but small laptops are extremely popular in some Asian countries- I know they are in Japan from first hand experience. Most of these tiny Japanese laptops (in fact, none that I've ever seen) ever make it stateside. In Japan, you might pay over $1000 for a tiny laptop that has an outdated processor it in. To some, buying a computer isn't about buying the latest and fastest, but buy something that has a formfactor that fits with what they need/like. If you compare the specs from the Air to some of the small Japanese laptops- it's really not so bad. I guess it goes back to space being at a premium in such a crammed country.
Anyway, yeah, no video or multimedia types are going to really want the AIR with it's slow HD- but, I suspect, that once SSD's become more affordable- they'll make them standard in the Air and that will help quite a bit.

jwrose

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> @TC2COOL: Dude, he's in Spain, they don't need a clock to tell them it's time to drink!

Plus, it's 6 hour ahead.

I think Jesus is vying for a job as an "A" Daily Show scab writer with all of these parodies. I think he should start the "GizmOnion" tech parody blog personally, since I'm finding his stories more interesting than the real tech reporting.

Drew Draws nothing of merit

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> What! The red Kaballah string should come standard!

:)

Windhawk

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> comedy???? I think not. the TRUE fanboys will all use a real manilla envelope to carry around their loser piece of crap machine with its irreplaceable (ticking time bomb) battery

mtopper

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Man, the Chinese OEM's are gonna jump all over this.

chrisaroz

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> @yoshi: I agreed with that. I wouldn't pay 2 grams just for thinness

endrewsmith1

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Jobs will introduce at MacWorld 2008 an updated version with Velcro.

I said it here first!

tobedetermined

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> @josecardozo: that was hilarious.

Jesus Diaz

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Hey give the guy a break he has to do something how that CES banned him

kiwijaws

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Manila Case - "It just works."

kevininstereo

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Dude! Too many drinks at 9am? Is that right? Jesus, I want to live your life. Gadgets and 9am drinking. Sign me up.

TC2COOL

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> I love the "yes, THAT Richard Blakeley" tagline on the picture.

gklitt

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> @Riemannian: Same here. Seems like the logical next step from the Air. Idiotic notebook -> idiotic "trendy" case. Kudos. mmmm kudos.

theespacepope

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Warning: Manilia Case v. 1.2 will brick your Manila Case if it has been modified with third-party magic markers.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Normally I would shrug this off as a joke and laugh, but considering that it's Apple, I'm not too sure

gizmo_dude

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> this is so immature of you guys... probably because of your stupid little prank, bloggers all over the world won't get any manila envelopes from any manufacturer, after all they fought for them. shame on you.

josecardozo

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> I bet they would at least put the Apple logo on the other side so the seam doesn't go through it.

Please tell me the picture shown is a beta model

Geisrud

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> It will be banned on flights - you could be a terrorist and give people paper cuts.

aussie

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> but is it weather sealed?

nucreation

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> I wasn't sure if this was a joke for at least 10 seconds.

Riemannian

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Honestly, what is the big deal about the worlds thinnest notebook? Am I missing something here?

It looks cool but is that enough to justify $2 grand with tax for a thin notebook running a 4200rpm hd?

Someone please help me???? :)

yoshi

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> hehe...

nappleheaded

]]> <![CDATA[Apple Introduces Manila Case—The World's Thinnest Notebook Case]]> Just $300? Not bad man. I'm gonna have to save up a bit, but I'm getting one asap.

OneMHz

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