Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar - Gizmodo Comments

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

YMMV — Wed, 28 May 2008 13:35:19 EDT

@Cheve:

Classic!

"
Bono: I've had more sex than you can buy
Bill: No you haven't
"

YMMV

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:43:24 EST

Why Bono is the only one not (RED)?
And why they made the logo look like some tattoed boobs?

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

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Snicker — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:29:24 EST

Bono (thinking) "I'd better be getting an award for this shite!"

Snicker

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ComputerMonkey — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:47:41 EST

Bono: GLOIVEN, finally I can show the world my real inner nerd!

ComputerMonkey

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andyomomma — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:38:28 EST

Hands up who's NOT a C*NT.

andyomomma

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ozgaz24 — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:59:00 EST

Bono: WTF? This isn't even red, it's maroon.

Do I really care about people in India this much? What d'you mean it's Africa?

ozgaz24

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toby12188 — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:28:06 EST

Bono- It's not fair, I wanted to be under a (RED) sign!!!

toby12188

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Soldier_CLE — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 00:29:07 EST

REVISED PORTION TO MY LAST POST (Since my last post seemed similar in part to the post before mine:)

ADDENDUM A
Bono: A little more to the left, Bill...
Bill Gates: To the left? Hey! I thought you said these were "recycled" Hershey's Kisses!
Bono: They are, and their high in fiber just as you like them, Bill...
Micheal Dell: Quiet guys, I think we're gunna see a "money shot"!

Soldier_CLE

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Soldier_CLE — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 00:24:25 EST

Bill Gates: I wonder what her boobs look like without areolas...
Bono: Ehh... Needs more nipple...
Micheal Dell: What are you waiting for, bitch? SHOW US YOUR TITTIES!!! SHOW US YOUR TITTIES!!! NARF! NARF! NARF!

Bono: Micheal, we always knew you were a wanker, but please, QUIT HOLDING YOURSELF!!!
Bill Gates: Yeah, that's just gross!
Bono: You can get your thumb outta my ass now too, Bill...
Bill Gates: Your ass? I thought the Hershey Kisses tasted kinda strange...
Micheal Dell: Quiet guys, I think we're gunna see a "money shot"!

Soldier_CLE

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HBcubs — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 23:20:36 EST

Bill..............get your finger out of my ass.

HBcubs

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ozgaz24 — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 11:25:46 EST

WTF? This one's not even red- it's maroon. Do I really care about people in India this much? What d'you mean it's AFRICA?

ozgaz24

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Amuro — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 11:16:53 EST

A software pirate College Drop Out, a kickass Rocker, and a guy who couldn't even hack college and sold computers out of the back of his UGO walk into a bar...

Amuro

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LoganSix — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:58:58 EST

The Three Devils?

First look at the picture and it seems as if Bill and Mike have horns and Bono just looks evil.

LoganSix

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neuromed92 — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 08:40:40 EST

Bill Gates, Bono, and Michael had a contest on how fast they could blow up a XPS with their starpower. Unfortunately, Bono was volunteered by Bill to have the plug shoved up his rear. The result? They hit the (RED)line but failed to blow it up.

neuromed92

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popedeflash — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:08:42 EST

Look mommy its the three stooges

Larry, Moe and Curly Joe.

popedeflash

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theorie — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 02:12:47 EST

the (red) campaign is such a joke.

back in mid 2007 it was revealed that the campaign had spent anywhere from $100,000,000 to $200,000,000 in advertising, and barely raised $25,000,000. out of that $25mil, god only knows how much the (red) group subtracted for "administrative and operating" costs.

if these companies really wanted to help people dying of aids, they would directly invest in medical treatment/research the areas that are hardest-hit (like africa).

it's all about the dollar, and making sure profits are up. any company that has joined on to the (red) campaign, is just a leech - hoping that the pocket-change they raise will encourage people to buy their over-priced products and push share prices up.

theorie

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jumpingmatt — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:52:08 EST

Offstage, Melinda quietly wonders whether the placement of Bill's hand on Bono's behind means the charity will soon be the Bill and Bono Gates Foundation...

jumpingmatt

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emersunn — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:52:19 EST

grenade

emersunn

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aec007 — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:03:33 EST

Not mentioned in the Project Red™ program was the addition of RED viagra pills, hence the need for large monitors to cover their "happiness".

Bono:
- I did't take no stinking pill... and my screen is bigger than yours.
- Smile boys, just smile and wave!

aec007

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Barcard — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 23:19:37 EST

"Dell and I are aging pretty well, but Gates, man! It's like the gravity well from Jupiter snagged his face!"

Barcard

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Jupiter_BFPOE — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 22:25:33 EST

U2 announces they are replacing Bono with former Extreme, and temporary Van Halen, singer Gary Sharone after Bono had all of his mojo sucked out of him when he stood between between Bill Gates and Micheal Dell for the photograph above. Bassist Adam Clayton said, "Look, Gary Sharone has nowhere near the talent of the old Bono, but he's a thousand times more talented to the shell of Bono that those two wankers left behind." Rumors have it that the new Bono will continue performing music as "Mickey" in a Monkees tribute band.

Jupiter_BFPOE

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oilers84 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 21:47:58 EST

Bono: How did I end up being the meat in a dork sandwich?

oilers84

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wizzledizzle — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 21:31:44 EST

Check out the picture again, did you guys see the ASCII characters for red boobs or butt, (red)(red), well it looks better in the photo.

wizzledizzle

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BigViper — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:59:14 EST

and boom goes the dynomite

BigViper

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ry_ry — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:44:55 EST

Ok guys, get in close for a picture.

Bono: "Wait...Dell? What the F am I doing here?"

ry_ry

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discomonkey — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:25:46 EST

"So you don't know which one of these losers is my real dad? Well, thanks for the photo anyways, Mom."

discomonkey

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heypal — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:03:11 EST

who are these boobs?

heypal

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jsimondsmalamud — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:02:50 EST

DO NOT WANT!!

jsimondsmalamud

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CaliforniaKid — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 19:47:43 EST

Gates looks amazingly the same as he did at the start of the PC revolution. While Jobs has physically aged a lot more over the same time.

CaliforniaKid

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smegz — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 19:11:27 EST

Will you two get lost somewhere the streets have no name?

Seriously, does Gates sculpt that bed-head or what? Billions of dollars and not a comb in the house.

smegz

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highhopes2006 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:48:40 EST

Bono: Cool, I'm on the wallpaper
Gates: It's not connected to anything you dumb-ass

highhopes2006

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alphexhunter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:40:40 EST

does anyone know what monitor Bono is infront of?
Is that the new 2408 by any chance?

alphexhunter

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surfer88 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:39:33 EST

Bill Gates: "I've got a bono"

surfer88

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Olav — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:25:15 EST

Bono: I REALLY miss The Edge.

Olav

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lianna_g — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:12:23 EST

Screenplay-

Giz reader: insert some "clever" one drooler.

Reality byte: corporations and foundations working for a good cause.

Giz reader: insert some "clever" one drooler.

Closing shot: [tinyurl.com]

lianna_g

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akifbayram — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:56:13 EST

Bono: Apple's gonna kill me for this...

akifbayram

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dichron — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:54:44 EST

One of these rich dudes is not like the others, one these guys just doesn't belong..

dichron

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ftheiphone — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:54:39 EST

Bono meets with Bill Gates to get the number of his stylist, Michael Dell looks on blankly.

ftheiphone

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ftheiphone — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:51:30 EST

Bill: Please Bono, give me one of those U2 iPods, I went to buy one but the kid @ the counter was reading Gizmodo. I can't let those guys know I bought an iPod, they would never let it go.
Bono: Don't you have a Zune.
Bill: Those are a joke product, like Windows ME.
Dell:I used to make mp3 players.
Bill: Sure Mike whatever.
Bono: Everytime you hit shuffle on your player a child in Africa dies.

ftheiphone

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foolmartyr — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:41:40 EST

Stay away from my Bitty, Bono.

foolmartyr

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chrogonz — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:32:46 EST

Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.
Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there.
Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find...
The Three Amigos!

chrogonz

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jj00 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:29:49 EST

"Red Ring of Death"
It's not just for your Xbox anymore...

jj00

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chalouh — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:28:30 EST

BONO: oh great, so hard being cool,now everybody is going to call me NERD!

chalouh

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DucatiGuy — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:27:23 EST

It wont be long before we see their faces up on match.com

DucatiGuy

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Geeum — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:21:05 EST

@vroddrew: 4 if you include the Red Logo's. :-)

Geeum

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vroddrew — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:03:39 EST

A Subliminal Advertising executive has carefully hidden two huge boobs in this image.

vroddrew

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koftun — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:02:00 EST

Gates: Don't look at me, the OS is fine...

Dell: Don't look at me, it's not a hardware problem...

Bono: One of you geeks just get this damn thing to boot. I wanna check my iTunes sales...

koftun

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Bravocowboy — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:58:28 EST

Two of the most active philanthropists in the world, oh and Dell who'll plant a tree for you.

Bravocowboy

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Kcgig1 (NY FTW) — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:57:05 EST

Bono: DELLLLLLLLLLO DELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO
/fail

Kcgig1 (NY FTW)

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jcraig — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:56:51 EST

In recent news, Michael Dell and Bill Gates came out of a different closet, revealing that they are both the devil (note horns). Bono just came out of the regular closet.

jcraig

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SneakerFiend — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:53:51 EST

@RG_Shrike: LMAO!
Whats the point you know he loves mac more silly
U3 ipods all the way LMAO!
next thing you know 50 cent is going to be with Mac trying to sell you the ipod nano or an imac.

SneakerFiend

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golferal — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:48:27 EST

Awwwwwww, man! Who farted?

golferal

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cferri2005 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:40:13 EST

Bono: Jobsy is going to beat the shit out of me when he sees this.

cferri2005

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Mayor McRib — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:36:02 EST

What a dumb ass...Bono needs Bill Gates AND Micheal Dell to show him how to check his email.

Mayor McRib

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Rand — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:27:06 EST

Bill Gates, Bono, and Michael Dell walk into a bar.....and all three of them can't get laid.

Rand

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Tanker-X — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:22:47 EST

Bill: "Hey...Does anyone else think the logos behind us look like boobs?

Tanker-X

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Cheve — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:14:43 EST

@kodo: Dude , you just got me in trouble for laughing out loud at the office, kudos for the good time

Cheve

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rednecktech — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:12:44 EST

"Hey buy our stuff and support Africa because... let's face it... Americans can support themselves and it's cooler to support Africa"

rednecktech

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faabshaam — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:12:42 EST

Surely Bono could find 2 nicer boobs to be between.

faabshaam

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nincompoop — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:12:40 EST

I knew Boneo was short, but why didn't he stand on a couple of Apple Air's?

nincompoop

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faabshaam — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:11:18 EST

Proof that Bono hasn't released anything lately that anybody wants to buy.

faabshaam

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multipleshotsfired — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:08:43 EST

Judging from the smiles it appears they are watching Apple's stock ticker on those screens! LMAO!

multipleshotsfired

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skeleturk — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:04:25 EST

I don't mind doing this commercial but does Bill have to keep his hand on my ass?

skeleturk

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millman96 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:01:18 EST

Bono: Why didn't Apple think of this first, Jobs is so sexy!

millman96

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TJ — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:59:58 EST

Bono to Michael: Hey, you know what else is red? Melinda on her period, that bitch. It's a damn good thing I drank that bottle of Jameson beforehand.

Michael to Bono: You did? You didn't seem drunk at the time...

Bono to Michael: Alright shut up, he might hear you.

Bill: I'm...so...pretty...oh so pretty...

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techWreck — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:50:30 EST

"Bono upset over not receiving a (RED) logo above his head, forced to wear lame red sunglasses instead. Gates confused about whole situation."

techWreck

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pluckyou2 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:50:00 EST

bone: who let out the vag fart?

pluckyou2

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tutelary — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:46:58 EST

Bill always looks like he just woke up.

tutelary

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brh99a — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:46:36 EST

Bill Gates, Bono, and Michael Dell watch "2 Girls, 1 Cup."

brh99a

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SinistarX — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:46:23 EST

Boobs under boobs.

(.)(.)

SinistarX

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TJ — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:45:28 EST

@TheStealthGhost:

All they need now is for Slash to come out and look extremely out of place.

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Geeum — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:40:32 EST

Peter Brady had leaped once again, finding himself in an awkward, unexplainable situation, uttering the words "oh boy".

Geeum

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fryck — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:36:50 EST

Two boobs and the genius in the middle.

fryck

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Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy! — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:36:05 EST

Bono (mutters under breath): Fuckin' Vista.
Gates: What?
Bono: Nuttin' lad
Dell: Fuckin' Vista
Gates: What??
Dell: TSFU

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

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It's Huge! — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:35:21 EST

"Bono (to himself): Tch... Great idea 'Bawno'. You worked your ass off to be surrounded by sexy women, not nerdy men."

It's Huge!

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OENOPHILE — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:34:50 EST

@acroberts:
"Windows Vista on a Dell:

'I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For' "

[/contest]

OENOPHILE

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pipper — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:30:58 EST

Bono to Bill: "Stop Multi-touching my ass!"
Michael to Bono: "Gosh, what's that thingie you are putting on the table??"

pipper

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It's Huge! — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:28:44 EST

"Bill: We ran out of blue screens."

It's Huge!

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It's Huge! — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:26:15 EST

"At first inspection, you'd think there was only 1 Bono. In fact, there are 4."

It's Huge!

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It's Huge! — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:21:09 EST

"U3"

"Bill: I'm getting a Bono right now"

It's Huge!

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herosp — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:19:42 EST

Bill: Where do you want to go today
Bono: Where the streets have no name
Michael: I know that place.....It's where we can charge people $9.95 a minute......supporting vista !

herosp

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herosp — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:15:22 EST

Bill: Where do you want to go today?
Bono: Where the streets have no name.
Michael: I know that place....... it's where we can charge people $9.95 a minute, supporting vista!

herosp

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ovalcram — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:15:06 EST

Bono: Is it legal to just photoshop me in like that?

ovalcram

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psood21 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:14:59 EST

GIMME RED........

psood21

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dudedah — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:09:13 EST

BILL GATES: I think we should give all third world countries the resources to educate their children.

Bono: I think we should forgive the debt third world countries.

Dell: I think we should give all third world countries SHOVELS so that they can DIG DELL COMPUTERS GRAVE!

dudedah

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wolfsingleton — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:08:57 EST

"Smile Bono or we'll Ctrl-Alt-Del your ass"

wolfsingleton

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diverguy — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:08:14 EST

Bill: Hi Bono. How is Cher?

diverguy

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wolfsingleton — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:07:24 EST

Looks like a couple of guys showing their sister (in blue) how to use a computer.

wolfsingleton

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Gann — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:06:19 EST

"My publicist told me this was a macbook air commercial"

Gann

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link12245 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:05:17 EST

(all thinking)

"Damn hippies."

link12245

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wolfsingleton — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:05:09 EST

Every year Bill Gates looks more and more like a little white girl... so that's where Michael Jackson has been hiding!

wolfsingleton

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Miranda Kali — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:05:04 EST

Lower...Lower, I say! They must not see us behind our fortress of red-doomy, technological doom! We are ninjas I tell you! The Red, Aging, Doughy, Ninjas of doom! Hide and we shall pounce when they least expect!

Miranda Kali

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SigmundTheSeaMonster — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:04:11 EST

John Mayer atleast got a Macbook Air. I got a Red Dell?

SigmundTheSeaMonster

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wolfsingleton — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:03:30 EST

Even with both geeks they still couldn't get videos to play on Bono's 'ChiPod'

wolfsingleton

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wolfsingleton — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:01:46 EST

This looks like an ad for communist porn.

wolfsingleton

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wolfsingleton — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:59:32 EST

Bill Gates: I can buy the world
Bono: I can save the world
Michael Dell: Well, at least I can do it without looking as gay as you two.

wolfsingleton

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mysterymethod — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:57:57 EST

Bono is about to go on stage with U2 to perform a show. But before he does this, Michael Dell interrupts him to do a photoshoot for the upcoming Product Red XPS line.

Bono: Crap, mate. I gotta get on stage in a bit.
Michael Dell: It'll only take a second

(There's a power outage in the arena)

Bono: Damnit! Now the power is out. There's all these fans out there. What do you think we should do?
Michael Dell: I'd shut it down and give everyone their money back....

mysterymethod

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wolfsingleton — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:56:47 EST

Bill and Michael are actually bidding for Bono on eBay as Bono cries about the emotional impact on South Africa.... and still no one gives a damn. Poor Bono.

wolfsingleton

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TheStealthGhost — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:55:58 EST

Bono:Bill I can't kick mike out of the band just cause you got a high score guitar hero for pc!

TheStealthGhost

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Jud — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:54:51 EST

As part of the arrangement, Bono had to shove his self-branded iPod up his arse during the photo shoot.

Jud

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pluckyou2 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:54:22 EST

Bono: My biscuits could use some gravy.
Michael: I got some gravy fer dem biscuits.
Bill: I like gravy!!!

pluckyou2

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nat lyon — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:54:11 EST

@rtwod2: FTW!

nat lyon

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Thunder_Child — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:54:00 EST

Isn't a dick supposed to be between two balls, not the other way around....

Thunder_Child

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wolfsingleton — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:53:32 EST

I think its a promotion for blue.. or is it yellow?

wolfsingleton

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DustyButt — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:52:37 EST

Alas, Bono was not as amused as the others after watching "2 Girls & 1 Cup".

DustyButt

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vote Obama — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:52:25 EST

please help assuage our collective guilt trip for having ridiculous wealth....

and please believe our sincerity. over.

vote Obama

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wolfsingleton — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:51:58 EST

A nerdy chick, a gay terminator and Bruce Campbell playing Freecell.

wolfsingleton

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Jack Loftus — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:51:37 EST

Pictured: Microsoft founder Bill Gates and Dell Inc. president Michael Dell pose with Bonobot, the anatomically correct android the two created from returned Vista-enabled PCs and laptops during the Summer of 2007. Moments after the picture was taken the Bonobot malfunctioned, turned a familiar shade of blue, and strangled Steve Jobs.

Said Gates after the incident: "I feel Numb."

Jack Loftus

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

BonoMan — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:51:31 EST

"Best new feature of Vista SP1? (Red) Screen of Death."

BonoMan

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

hamsammich — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:51:23 EST

Bono: "Bill?"
BG: "Yes, Bono?"
Bono: "um..."
BG: "Yeah?"
Bono: "Bill, could you get your thumb out of my butt?"
BG: "Uh, it's not mine. It's Michael's."
Michael: "Wha? Who? Is anybody else warm?"

hamsammich

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Joe Alien — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:49:52 EST

Ah ... the great "Carsoni" rises to answer said challenge ... the envelope please: "Show me a picture of a chimp, a pimp and a gimp". Bingo!

Joe Alien

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

BonoMan — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:48:35 EST

"Wait. You guys seriously didn't check to see if the power cable was plugged in?"

BonoMan

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

highfloydelity — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:48:07 EST

Fail.

highfloydelity

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

wolfsingleton — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:47:53 EST

So this is the beginning of Skynet...

wolfsingleton

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Andrewpetty — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:46:53 EST

( rich ) ( pissed ) ( rich )

Andrewpetty

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

ninsho — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:46:48 EST

Someone is touching my ass...and i think I like it..

ninsho

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Navin R Johnson — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:46:23 EST

South Park Bono episode says it all.

Here's a joke (no one will read)

Setting: Sold out U2 concert 30 thousand people. Lights go out. Bono asks for complete silence.

Bono, clapping his hands slowly and dramatically about once a second) says "Every time I clap my hands, a young child in Africa dies."

Clapping continues for thirty seconds in the silence...

Man in front row with thick Irish accent, cutting through the silence, says "Wull then stop clappin' yur fuggin hans ya evil basturd!".

Navin R Johnson

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Fangirly — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:43:37 EST

One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't belong.

Fangirly

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

squirgle — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:41:35 EST

THE EDGE: Holy shite, who are those ponces?

LARRY MULLIN JR: Oi! He's startin' some fuckin' shite electronica band or somethin' and he didn't even tell us.

ADAM CLAYTON: Have you guys seen my...Oi! What's that!?

squirgle

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy! — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:41:23 EST

Awww, the Family Ties cast all growed up.

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

rainfever — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:36:43 EST

...Bill gives Bono a reach-around.

rainfever

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Gann — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:35:53 EST

(RED) is the new beige.

Gann

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

vote Obama — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:35:13 EST

Michael - you need some glasses?

vote Obama

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

blaerk — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:34:39 EST

D'oh! I've got a revision!

The headline should be: U2 can surf between the (red)tm Gates of Dell.

blaerk

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

kodo — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:34:24 EST

So Bill Gates and Michael Dell walk into an empty bar and sit down at a table. Suddenly they see a man stumble out of the bathroom, piss drunk. The man makes his way over to their table.

"You hear that music playing overhead? I made that music. But do they call me Bono the musician? No. You see that red sweater the bartender's wearing? I designed that sweater. But do they call me Bono the designer? No! You see that collection jar for Darfur relief aid near the front door? I started that program. But do they call me Bono the philanthropist? NO! You fuck one goat..."

kodo

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

skirby015 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:34:23 EST

Bono (thinking): "WHY ME?...I need a Drink!!"

skirby015

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Blackti3 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:32:57 EST

Bono: Just exactly HOW starving are those kids?

Blackti3

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

ahwell — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:31:42 EST

(PRODUCT) RED - Help us rid the world of AIDS and scoliosis.

ahwell

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

dawg4 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:31:04 EST

Bono: hey Bill, is that a pocket protector I feel on my back, or are you just happy to see me?

dawg4

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

MarkB — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:29:06 EST

"NERD ALERT!"

MarkB

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

xthemusicmanx — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:29:02 EST

Bill: "Quick Mike! If we hurry we can get a pic with Bono while he's not paying attention!"
Mike: "Sounds good, but quick let's carry some of my computer stuff over there..."
Bono: "Aww crap...here come those 2 computer geeks again."

xthemusicmanx

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

ps61318 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:25:46 EST

In the fight against AIDS, doctors have some powerful tools at their disposal... And here are three powerful tools in one sitting.

ps61318

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Mayor McRib — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:25:17 EST

Even WITH the Members Only jacket, Bono knew he just didn't fit in.

Mayor McRib

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

CafeRacer1200 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:23:11 EST

"A nerd, a yuppie and Robins Williams walk into a bar..."

CafeRacer1200

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Ace1 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:23:11 EST

why has bono got his schlong on the table (under the xps one to the right)!?!?

Ace1

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Hiphopopotamus — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:22:36 EST

Two Giant Nerds and an International Superstar (on left)

Hiphopopotamus

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Lupison — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:21:34 EST

What? We're not looking at porn.

Lupison

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

jgrnt1 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:21:33 EST

Bono: Bill, John Edwards can afford a $400 haircut. When are you going to stop letting Melinda cut your hair at the kitchen table? And will you please either get lasik or some decent glasses?

Bill: Shut up and smile or I'll shove this Zune further up your ass.

Michael: God, I've lost $10 billion personally since my stock dropped by a third in the last two months. This Prozac is good stuff .

jgrnt1

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

blaerk — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:21:05 EST

A Bono Between the (red)tm Gates of Dell

blaerk

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

discounteggroll — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:20:48 EST

marry, boff, kill: Dell, gates, bono

[www.nbc.com]

discounteggroll

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

OLEDRevolution — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:20:36 EST

Red? These look the same color as every other thing I see.

OLEDRevolution

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

TJ — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:19:15 EST

Upon further investigation...

5) Bono actually initiated the deal in exchange for being taught how to count in Spanish properly.

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

ecobore — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:18:31 EST

or... Explain again... why does this one cost more than the black one?

ecobore

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

TJ — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:18:06 EST

1) I guess Bill didn't get the memo about U2 REALLY not having any open spots.
2) I wish this photo was actually a video. That way, you'd be able to see Jay-Z coming into the picture and bitch-slapping all three of them.
3) You know how (Product) RED started don't you? Michael and Bill saw the light coming shining from Bono's ass and went towards it.

Jeremy Clarkson FTW!!
4) Worst. Caption. Contest. Ever. But yeah I got nothing...

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

ecobore — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:17:26 EST

Hey Bill, you can take your thumb out of my ass any time now.

ecobore

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

auguafresca — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:15:55 EST

Dell Photographer (on the phone with head of Dell Marketing): Did you get the picture I sent?...Yeah...No, I know...I totally agree they screw up the picture..Yeah I marked the two we should photoshop OUT with (RED) over their heads. We don't want to give anyone any more of a reason to NOT buy our over-priced computers especially if its for charity.

auguafresca

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

dawg4 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:15:15 EST

Bono(thinking): I sure hope that's a pocket protector I feel on my back.

dawg4

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

se5k — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:13:53 EST

you can tell Bill is thinking "what smells like a giant piece of crap?" but just keeps smiling.

se5k

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Mayor McRib — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:09:14 EST

Bill: You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.
Bono: Bloody hell Bill, I swear to fucking God if you sing "the sweetest thing" in my ear one more time, I am going to go...
Dell: I was told that there would be food here...Wait, I can't believe Bill wore the same shirt as me AGAIN. Either way Bono, dude you are so getting a Dell.

Mayor McRib

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

White — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:08:05 EST

"$360 million, Bill? Plus the Foundation? I'd have to sell my wine collection to be that generous"

White

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

kevin886 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:07:03 EST

Bono: This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to bury my face between some boobs.

kevin886

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Alex Wilson — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:06:57 EST

Rose colored glasses make red things disappear!

Alex Wilson

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

matthewgerber — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:06:37 EST

Bill and Michael are thinking RED...

But Bono is thinking "Arby's"

matthewgerber

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

sansovino — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:04:59 EST

Representing the reptile class we have three of the four orders: the turtles, the snakes and the crocodiles...

sansovino

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Wylie — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:01:37 EST

Bill Gates is rubbing up on Bono a little too much.

Wylie

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

RE-L — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:00:42 EST

@Hand of death: WINN!

RE-L

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Hvedhrungr — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:00:20 EST

I've had it with these motherfucking geeks on these motherfucking screens!

Hvedhrungr

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Lazarus — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:00:13 EST

Approximately 1 out of 3 men over the age of 40 have mild to severe erection problems. Guess who couldn't get it up last night?

Lazarus

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

xXxRHINOxXx — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:58:39 EST

Boner: I don't have try too hard to look "cooler" than these two.
I'm an artist damn it, I use a Mac! ~~Gawd~~This is going to kill my rep over at Apple.

xXxRHINOxXx

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Fierock — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:56:10 EST

Bono: First things first: WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I've got a turtle-head poking out.
Gates: Charming
Bono: I'm not kiddin'. I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Aww, it's SQUIDGY. Christ, I'm gettin' all emotional from it, ya know?

Fierock

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:55:31 EST

one ball in each claw

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Earthslide — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:54:45 EST

Bono: "No way in bloody hell do these gizmodo readers give a shit about whats happening in Afica ... They're probably trying to make fun of our threesome pic right now."

Earthslide

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

acroberts — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:54:03 EST

Windows Vista on a Dell:

"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"

acroberts

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

ANoel — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:52:51 EST

PHOTOGRAPHER: "WAIT!", "Freeze!"
"Gentlemen, hold that pose, it's GREAT!"
"DAMMIT, Angola, get over here with those"
"Gentlemen, this'll be PERFECT. My assistant will help you into your colour-co-ordinated foam noses"
"PERFECT!"

ANoel

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

MickeyMoo — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:50:31 EST

Dell looks like a long lost Romney brother. I want to talk smack about Gates so bad but the Bill and Melinda Foundation is doing so much good. So does Bono, but I can't help but to want to slap the hip outta him.

MickeyMoo

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

gewgaw — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:50:18 EST

Bill: That logo behind us looks like boobies!
Michael: Uh huh huh huh, yeah! Boobies!
Bill and Michael: Uh huh huh huh huh!
...
Bono: Get me the hell outta here.

gewgaw

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

smitty1123 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:50:00 EST

"We are all obscenely rich and you hate Africans you money hungry prols!"

smitty1123

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

SeraSera — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:48:29 EST

Bono: Seeing RED.

SeraSera

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Tanker-X — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:48:17 EST

Bill: "Hey guys..does anyone else think the logos behind us look like boobs?"

Tanker-X

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

golferal — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:47:18 EST

Bill - "Hey Bono, you wanna trade glasses for a little while?

Bono - "Uhhh, no."

Michael - "God, this is a total sausage-fest. Where da bitches at?"

golferal

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

nutbastard — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:46:33 EST

Bill: Bono just let us go! You'll never get away with this we -

Bono: You better STFU and smile - no funny business when the camera comes on

Mike: What do you want from -

Bono: Just STFU, and smile, smile like i'm shafting you and you don't like it - yeah yeah yeah!

nutbastard

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

bez_online — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:45:49 EST

Bono has finally convinced Bill and Michael that communism is the way forward to end world hunger. A red Zune will be released in the summer, and Bill is courting Hugo Chavez for a V.P of Global Distribution position.

bez_online

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

t8trtot757 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:45:45 EST

Bono: "Bill please move your hand!"

t8trtot757

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

ResearchZilla — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:44:43 EST

singing, "...i'm stuck in a moment that i can't get out of..."

ResearchZilla

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Walter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:43:04 EST

Bono: oh...a little poop came out on that one
Gates: that's awefull. how long do i need to stand here and smile?
Dell: i like it. it's hearty.

Walter

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

bobdobbs — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:42:07 EST

Three creepy a-holes. Nice Yoko Ono glasses, Bon-Bon.

bobdobbs

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

OneMHz — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:41:19 EST

Gates' sweater was actually slate grey, but it managed to get a BSOD (text on the back, of course).

Oh, and Bono looks that uncomfortable because they required him to take the pole OUT of his hind end for the picture. I guess when you're used to it...

OneMHz

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

P3nnst8r — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:39:55 EST

Who's this "Robin Williams" they keep calling me?

P3nnst8r

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

izim1 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:39:34 EST

for the love of Christ, bill gates!! You're a gazillionare! Its time you stopped shopping at wal-mart for your clothes. Atleast take it up a step on go to target....

izim1

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

nutbastard — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:39:14 EST

They all look so uncool but in completely different ways.

Bill: OH fuck, Bono's grabbing my inner thigh - must... try... to smile...

Bono: What's.. who are these people? fuck Im so gakked can't feel my thigh.

Michael: Ma i cant wait to bust out that peruvian shit bono sold to me - i better act like i have to go to the bathroom...

nutbastard

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

rtwod2 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:38:51 EST

"I wish Gates would stop calling me 'Sting' ".

rtwod2

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Hiphopopotamus — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:37:30 EST

Presenting the 2008 finalists for the (red) Awkward Smiles Contest.

Hiphopopotamus

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

mclark2112 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:36:44 EST

Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell walk into a bar...

And Stve Jobs ducks.

mclark2112

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Hand of death — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:36:34 EST

I hope nobody can see my Bono under this blue sweater

Hand of death

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

ADismalScience — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:35:09 EST

Weirdly, all of their careers began in a garage.

ADismalScience

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

ripfire — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:35:08 EST

"Suundaaay Bloody Suuundaaaayyy!"

ripfire

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

jgrund — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:35:00 EST

Who wears a blue sweater to a Project (Red) event!?

jgrund

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

kyledwards — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:33:24 EST

I think Bill and Michael are grabbing Bono's arse.

Elephant walk these guys...

kyledwards

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Cheve — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:33:05 EST

Bono: My screen is bigger than yours
Bill: my wallet is fatter than yours
Bono: I've had more sex than you can buy
Bill: No you haven't
Michael: What am i doing here?
Bill: Shut up
Michael: you shut up...

Cheve

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Rain-man — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:32:07 EST

"My stage presence would be so much better with a collared shirt and sweater. Yeah yeah yeah!" -Bono, speaking in jealousy of Gates.

Rain-man

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

dwhicks01 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:28:33 EST

Who took my IPOD?

dwhicks01

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

CT7 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:28:12 EST

Ok, a little closer Bill, Mike. And now Bono, I need you to squat, yup, squat down, that's it. Ok too far, this isn't 2 girls 1 cup, you can come back up a little.

Great, we got it, that's a wrap.

CT7

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

RG_Shrike — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:25:47 EST

They're paying me to be their friend.

RG_Shrike

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Noobs-R-Us — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:25:27 EST

Bono: Hurry up already! I have to take huge dump!

Noobs-R-Us

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

daftrok — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:23:56 EST

What a piece of shit...

daftrok