<![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> @Kaiser-Machead:
You forgot your side of Fema-slim.

Out2gtcha

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> Prices for {Insert name of religious figure here} on Bologna on eBay just went down!

whiskey

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> Its about time

Charles Ales

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> I'm digging the picture of the pig and chicken on that fine piece of meat.

Atsumi

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> @2playedout: I was serious. Man I'm old.

SchruteBuck

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> Bad Idea Jeans.

humperdinck

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> @schrutebuck:
Another 80's reference joke..."groans"

They could etch _______ on it and people would buy it.

Fill in,
Chuck Norris
Alf
Kid Video
Mr. T

Family guy just killed random 80's humor for me.
Rememeber the time when I Auditioned to be one of the Color Kids for Rainbow Brite?

2playedout

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> "My bologna has a first name...

...and it's written right there on the meat. See it. Crazy right? I mean, they just slapped it on there like a name tag. Freakin' cool!"

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> @Darrone: It's great for wedding invitations, too!

[Oh, the subtle subtext!]

ideaman2020

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> When soylent green is released, I'd like to see this implemented on those as well.

Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> ah innovation thy name is B O L O G N A!!!

onefoot

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> the greatest thing since sliced meat; I love this! Hide that bologna! HIDE IT!!

bramachari

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> @mthrndr: I made it up to you a few posts up.

matt buchanan

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> @WorkingOnYourInvoice:
"@ANoel: I always bring a piece of bologna with me to clubs to bite into genital shapes and it gets me laid about twice a week".

Well, done son! Better than me!
I didn't get laid until I was 13.

ANoel

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> At least this way we can "see" what the Bologna we're eating is actually made of_

uberfu

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> you forgot to add "frickin" to the title of this post.

mthrndr

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> And any other various living/recently living animals/severed limbs that might find its way into the bologna.
@ANoel: I always bring a piece of bologna with me to clubs to bite into genital shapes and it gets me laid about twice a week.

workingonyourinvoice

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> They forgot to put a rat on there as well. Everyone knows that processed meat products contain a certain amount of rat droppings and hair. Gak!

birdgirl39

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> @Curves:
I believe there is a pig tail and chicken beak in that laser etched photo....
Along with the rest of those 2 animals.

Out2gtcha

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> @Curves: I didn't do it well, but that was what I was trying to say.

strider_mt2k

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> Man they could etch David Hasselhoff's face right onto some ham. Who wouldn't buy that?

SchruteBuck

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> This is definitely a step up from when I was a public school kid so bored at lunch I'd peel the bologna away from the ketchuped white bread and carefully fold and chew out pumpkin and other wierd faces or if there were girls I wanted to really impress, genitalia.

ANoel

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> @strider_mt2k: If it was really truth in advertising I think they would etch pig tails and chicken beaks in it.

Curves

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> Just in time for Valentines day!

Darrone

]]> <![CDATA[Mankind Keeps Reaching Higher: Laser-Etched Lunchmeat]]> What's cool there is that the product made from exactly the parts that are visible in the photo.

Truth in advertising at last!

strider_mt2k

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