<![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> @iguide: or you could use pathetic link spammers as batteries. a true benefit to society.

x23

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> then there will be the super soaker gun with human batteries included. Use your neighbors as extra batteries. If you live in a big neighbor hood you're set.
[www.i-guide.ro]

iguide

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> @jkr: We are sanitary

tkohrs2002

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> @Skeptical_Geezer: Muad'dib. Get it right ...

ZekeSulastin

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> "The tiny Johnson system, when combined with a tiny generator strategically placed, can power a whole school with the energy produced by a single boy's highschool health class! Power output varies with teacher hotness."

Mandatory_Field

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> @citrush2o:

yep inyourendo. nothing like it

vote Obama

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> "Innuendo"?
who's?


ANoel

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> wow, the inuendo potential for this post is absolutely astounding!

citrush2o

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> I need to adjust the font size so that lines wrap a little more sensibly. All I saw was "to power a tiny johnson."

And I'm like, "what, some sort of digital johnson, or the patented Big Johnson(tm) brand motorized marital aid?" And what happens when such a device gets into thermal runaway?

The Turtle

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> If we can just couple this technology with Israel's Fully Computerized Missile Defense System (aka SkyNet)... we are one step closer to armageddon.

Hiphopopotamus

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> My favorite was the Super Soaker X75. I soaked many a friend with that bad boy.

Szin

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> Gosh, I wish I HAD a SuperSoaker when I was a kid. Now I feel old.

tivoupgrade

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> Wow I actually had that model of super soaker, my first one. For some reason my mom didn't find it as funny as I did when she got soaked.

steven5737

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> "You pump it a lot, it builds pressure, then it shoots liquid. In many ways, they were very similar to humans"

Nah; humans are more like the Oozinator. [www.youtube.com]

Guizzy

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> The amount of double entendre in this post astounds me. Well done, Mr Chen. Well done indeed.

m4ximusprim3

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> Holy crap! Nevermind, they just want crap.

innout3x3

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> The tiny johnson system? Will it be made in China? I kiiid I kiiiid!

8thstreetlatino

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> um, did you read the article Jason? Johnson isn't "...looking for ways to use harvest waste heat from humans..." in fact it only briefly mentions that it could recover heat "...perhaps even the human body" way down in the second to last paragraph.

This would tend to work way more efficiently for combustion engines as Johnson is intending (several hundred degrees differential temperature), since their is not usually too much temperature differential between a human (98deg F) and the environment (e.g. room temperature, 65degF)

Fierock

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> ...and stilsuits to recyle our waste water. FREMEN UNITE! Mu'adib! Mu'adib! Mu'adib!

Skeptical_Geezer

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> @Darrone: Or a bucket.

hooked-on-tronics

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> The 50? I had like the 2000, with the backpack, super pump and adjustable nozzle.

But inevitably, someone always ran and got a hose... Bastards.

Darrone

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> heh heh johnson system.

feckineejit

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> why don't we have big rooms full of people riding bikes to generate electricity? harness the power of people who are working out anyway? apply it to the running costs of a health club.

feckineejit

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> also, all thermal engines need a temperature difference to work. So those thermic watches don't work in hot places.

jkr

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> "harvest waste heat from humans to power a tiny Johnson system." -- that's the worst plot for a scifi porn flick EVER.

barfoo

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> "Harvest waste heat from humans to power a tiny Johnson system." Worst plot for a scifi porn flick EVER.

barfoo

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> In India, they use real human waste to make energy. I wish we were that smart here in the states.

jkr

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> It's been done before by Seiko, with their "Thermic" watch

wingbatwu

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> I'll gladly contribute my waste heat to provide energy... just cup your hands together while I squeeze out the breakfast burrito in me from this morning.

ripfire

]]> <![CDATA[Super Soaker Inventor Working on Way To Harvest Heat From Humans Matrix-Style]]> "Who didn't like Super Soakers as a kid? You pump it a lot, it builds pressure, then it shoots liquid."

Well now since you put it that way....

ripfire

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