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Inferno Speaker Blaster Makes you Vomit

XJ_4x4 — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:29:04 EST

@Git Em SteveDave:
"..becasue you'll believe *anything*" ;-)

XJ_4x4

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billin — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:02:39 EST

@MATTO : Well played - best laugh I've had all day! Though, perhaps Brian is not as amused. *:)

The only thing that worries me about this thing is its potential for misuse. But, then, I guess that goes for every other weapon out there in the universe...

billin

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mr.dandy — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:35:38 EST

Soon they'll be mounted on the roof of every police car.

mr.dandy

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pooty — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:05:18 EST

@JacquesAss:

haha man that made my day thanks nickleback haha

pooty

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VNSROCK — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:23:18 EST

@fuzzycuffs:My wife will tell you all about brown noise. Now if only I could package and market it.

VNSROCK

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lazynewt — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:04:11 EST

I signed up to gizmodo just so i could say

"Obviously none of you have heard my wife after I've once again managed to piss her off."

BEST COMMENT EVER.

lazynewt

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fayettemat — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:16:13 EST

@ brau that is low end smart one...and I like sub woofers, have on in my car and one under my desk, matter of fact lots of people like subs......others hate them

fayettemat

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Brau — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:09:34 EST

Would make a nice sub-WOOF-er!

Brau

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Sir_NightSky — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:13:20 EST

What if they just put in noise-cancelling headphones? Or ear-plugs? Or, what if they are deaf?

Sir_NightSky

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iridius — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:38:58 EST

$word_confusion = "experiment";
$correct_word = "experience";
$new_article = str_replace($word_confusion,$correct_word,$article)

iridius

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Alfonzo — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:27:50 EST

just smash it. not that hard.

Alfonzo

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:51:43 EST

Where's Jackass to test this thing now?

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

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Fzzt — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:47:24 EST

"Criminal gang seeking deaf member.
Benefits include; full share of loot, cool FBI nickname & free transportation.

Job requirements: ability to follow written directions, handy with wire cutting pliers and/or ability to stick sharp objects into speaker cones.
Contact Vinnie at Sam's Bar for inquiry"

Fzzt

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Sqube — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:36:09 EST

I want to try some of these non-lethal measures that they talk about.

I don't know if it's just because I'm secretly a masochist or what.

Sqube

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asiated — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:35:03 EST

Let's see how the TSA twists this... No speakers or recording equipment of any kind onboard from now on !

asiated

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Keebler — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:13:52 EST

ear-plugs FTS (for the steal).

Keebler

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MagnoliaBoy — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:10:29 EST

This would make the world's funniest office prank ever!

MagnoliaBoy

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ripfire — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:44:59 EST

If I use the Bose noise cancelling headphones, would I get the opposite, erotic, tingling effect?

ripfire

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killthebabysitter — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:32:35 EST

it reminds of star trek episodes when the crew is attacked by a horrible sound, they all cover their ears and double up in pain...i imagine security cam videos will look this way.

killthebabysitter

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Xavoc — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:16:51 EST

Old news guys...

I think I saw this in "Stand By Me", during the total and utter barf-o-rama scene... Yeah, and you thought it was Lardass who started it.

Xavoc

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DeadWriter — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:11:35 EST

@youngfiles: Earplugs generally can't filter sounds in this frequency range.

DeadWriter

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Lupison — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:02:24 EST

WTB Giant orange head phones the guys at airports use. Problem solved. Granted everyone else will be staring at you while they run away, and it'll be obvious you're up to no good.

Lupison

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seamusMoon — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:42:45 EST

also "only if you EXPERIENCE repeated exposures to this kind of noise.."

seamusMoon

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seamusMoon — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:40:25 EST

should be "she actually did not EXPERIENCE the extreme reactions.."

seamusMoon

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ANoel — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:39:27 EST

@med:
"Kilohertz" ... not "Kilohertzs"

In this case... K I L O H U R T S.

ANoel

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aec007 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:32:24 EST

Good,
Let's install one in congress and connect it to a bullshit or pork barrel project alarm.
It would be going off every 15 minutes....

aec007

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youngfiles — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:31:13 EST

earplugs.

youngfiles

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Hypenotist — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:19:20 EST

forget gun laws now we need speaker laws FFS don't kilohertzs me bro

Hypenotist

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kelptocratic — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:14:04 EST

What if the robber is deaf? Does it have an ASL mode?

kelptocratic

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daversW — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:03:19 EST

but can it make the brown noise?

daversW

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Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:01:47 EST

@impliedsurprise: The first blade lifts the hair, the second....

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

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impliedsurprise — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:57:11 EST

and when he's done, he can use it to shave his entire back in a single pass.

impliedsurprise

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Airport_Whiskey — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:56:47 EST

Good thing the average thief doesn't carry around noise-canceling headphones.

Airport_Whiskey

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AndersonBMX — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:51:39 EST

i would put that thing micro scaled on a cellphone and leave it waiting to be stolen in my pocket.
and as soon as the thief push any button trying to make a call, the party begins!
ha!
would be like in the family guy episode when they puke all around

AndersonBMX

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ripfire — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:43:10 EST

I imagine Jim Carey's annoying voice from Dumb and Dumber...

ripfire

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matto — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:43:00 EST

"We've secretly replaced Brian Lam's center channel speaker with the Inferno PukeTron 7000. Let's see what happens!"

matto

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qbrad — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:42:51 EST

I always found that Phish would make me wretch. And going to a Hippy school (as I did) I'd get people saying "give it a listen, man" or even try to trick me by just having on in the background. But my ears know - Phish sucks and they're not havin' any of it.
Maybe this noisebar imitates Trey?

qbrad

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Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:37:28 EST

@DashTheHand: From what I have seen of things like this in action, you can't take your hands away from your ears long enough to get a swing going. And I'm sure if they have it on batteries to prevent power loss, they will have it behind a steel grate. Of course, it's always the simple things that screw people up. Like getting a safe, and not bolting it to the floor.

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

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ANoel — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:35:42 EST

Bose?

ANoel

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med — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:33:50 EST

"Kilohertz" ... not "Kilohertzs"

I wonder what it sounds like... C on C# played on violins? lol.

They should make a 12v version for car audio installs.

med

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Damage — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:33:12 EST

Linkin Park?

Damage

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jibbly — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:32:01 EST

@JacquesAss: Hahaha

jibbly

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DashTheHand — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:30:40 EST

Will it still work to protect valuables when the same intruder smashes it with a crowbar/bat/other blunt object? Is it bulletproof?

DashTheHand

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DeadWriter — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:29:58 EST

Why not just play Celine Dion through regular speakers. It does the same thing.

DeadWriter

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nutbastard — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:23:49 EST

@matto:
no, i can hear her banging my neighbor through the wall quite clearly!

nutbastard

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cryptoknight — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:22:40 EST

Bit large for a sick stick.

cryptoknight

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citizen024 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:21:58 EST

@Git Em SteveDave: Directional speaker? As for it being used against victims, hasn't the same argument been used for taser guns and pepper spray.

citizen024

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Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:21:58 EST

@m4ximusprim3: Yeah, it might make him drop to the floor, have trouble with food, and slur his speech.... Oh wait, he does that already.

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

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Y2KGTP — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:21:54 EST

@matto:
I was going to say the same thing....someone just managed to record the sound....

Y2KGTP

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matto — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:21:11 EST

@m4ximusprim3: A simple cheeseburger is much more cost-effective.

matto

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mowglicub — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:20:51 EST

Tone deaf intruders beware! Oh... wait... huh?

mowglicub

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matto — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:20:41 EST

Obviously none of you have heard my wife after I've once again managed to piss her off.

matto

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Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:18:53 EST

@fuzzycuffs: Mythbusters did low freuenqy making you lose control of your bowels. This one sounds like it messes w/your inner ear, probably setting up a sympathetic resonance wave in there, leading to the vertigo, dizziness, but the pain in the chest makes me wonder. Might be stomach related, or your body trying to go into fetal position, and you are fighting it?

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

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m4ximusprim3 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:18:05 EST

@tehronin: Is it legal to use it ON the Hoff? You know, for amusement?

m4ximusprim3

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Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:16:35 EST

@citizen024: Well, wouldn't that make you sick as well? Also you have the chance of it being used against you.

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

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Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:15:03 EST

@tehronin: What do you do if a German breaks in?

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

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fuzzycuffs — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:14:13 EST

Didn't Mythbusters bust the myth of this so-called "Brown Noise?" Or is this something different?

fuzzycuffs

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Mike8606 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:13:35 EST

Might a set of earplugs reduce the discomfort enough so that you could finish your stealing? Maybe a set of earplugs used in conjunction w/ those big ear-covering sound blocking head-phones-resembling things that i've seen people wearing whilst mowing yard.

Mike8606

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thetazman — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:11:02 EST

@CITIZEN024: see previous comment.

thetazman

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bitfactory — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:10:55 EST

@kOtic: No doubt they have a very extensive battery backup - mine security systems does - and it lasts for ~ 18 hours as well.

bitfactory

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JacquesAss — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:10:19 EST

@tehronin: I was told it only played Nickelback.

JacquesAss

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thetazman — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:09:22 EST

I believe the early versions of this device were actuated by a pull of the finger.

thetazman

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kOtic — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:08:08 EST

@Git Em SteveDave: Then just cut the power before breaking in and entering.

kOtic

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citizen024 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:05:47 EST

@Git Em SteveDave: i mean more portable, like those silly little personal alarms that fit on a key chain.

citizen024

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Jimbuck — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:04:21 EST

Hahaha! Spoken like a true wizard Tehronin.

Jimbuck

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Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:03:52 EST

@citizen024: He's holding it in the picture.

I saw one of these work once, and it's a pretty sound idea. The one they had was just bad enough that you couldn't take you hands off of your ears in the same room w/o being in pain, and I think they tried ear muffs, but you couldn't get/stay within one foot of the safe w/ the speaker on it.

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

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tehronin — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:01:21 EST

All it plays is David Hasslehoff live 24/7.

tehronin

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citizen024 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:59:50 EST

can they make a portable version.

citizen024