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Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

mtopper — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 14:43:54 EST

was this designed to help find the G-spot?

mtopper

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ryusen — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 20:57:47 EST

Am i the only one that thinks this could be much more handy for things like painting Warhammer figures that sex? I mean seriously.. the room lights are more than enough for the later .p

ryusen

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

MacBastard — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 14:49:04 EST

Specially engineered for meat spelunking!

MacBastard

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SeventhExile — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:19:16 EST

what was that...?..
no i definitely just saw some kind of little gnome..
omg is that why you turn the lights off everytime?..

SeventhExile

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

Sora57 — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 11:45:37 EST

Doesn't seem stable enough. If you really need light down there, I suggest one of those coal miner helmits.

Sora57

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

kittenman — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:31:11 EST

i want a oral sex microscope, anyone has it?

kittenman

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drcullex — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:58:21 EST

Edison, oh Edisoooon....

drcullex

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Vagabum — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:17:04 EST

Last I checked we had made it out of the 1950s and it was fully acceptable to have sex with the room lights on.

Vagabum

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

Bhp9mm — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 22:52:10 EST

Best post title ever!

Bhp9mm

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

archetype94306 — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:58:14 EST

This is a wuss light. I currently have an array of six "30 million candlight" spotlights mounted around my head so I can insure any and all curlies are shaved lest they become caught in my teeth.

archetype94306

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

Hugh Jayness — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:17:49 EST

What am I going to do with my Miners Helmet now? Hmmmm....

Hugh Jayness

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

Amiash — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:45:25 EST

this things really exsist?
gosh

Amiash

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theharlotfelon — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:41:52 EST

Is funny cause you make penis sound like Bluetooth USB device yes?

theharlotfelon

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VakeroRokero — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:05:37 EST

I like how they that "4-U-BOTH" thing... like everyone likes a hot led sticked to your balls...

VakeroRokero

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VakeroRokero — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:02:16 EST

@GamestopPatron: XTREME FISHEYE AND FISHSMELL!!!

VakeroRokero

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an1m3fr33k — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 14:41:35 EST

@Kendra: ROTFLMMFAO!

an1m3fr33k

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GamestopPatron — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 14:30:49 EST

talk about ruining the mood.

GamestopPatron

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kendra68 — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 13:43:12 EST

@PARADISE, I was drinking coffee when I read your post, I almost snorted it outa my nose! Thanks for the laugh.

kendra68

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

Paradise — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:25:34 EST

does it come with a pocket reference guide to the pussy and the penis?

Paradise

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izim1 — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:18:53 EST

"dont go down without it". nice.

izim1

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

frndlybnny — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:32:17 EST

@ MACMOVIEMAN: I thought herpes was the gift that keeps on giving.

frndlybnny

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

pupaboy2 — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:29:38 EST

Great gift for the next Christmas gift exchange at the office. Thanks Gizmodo! You'll be seeing me in the unemployment line...

pupaboy2

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

tehronin — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:18:25 EST

@workingonyourinvoice: Not true young grasshoppa, I like to see my food. After all, who eats in the dark?

tehronin

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tyskkvinna — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:01:23 EST

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that the chick on the package is wearing underwear.

tyskkvinna

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

macmovieman — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:47:22 EST

Now I know what to get my parents for Christmas next year. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

macmovieman

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

AndrewJayPollack — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:28:28 EST

The gift that begs you to keep on giving?

AndrewJayPollack

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

Git Em SteveDave loves this guy--> — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:23:21 EST

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yogibimbi — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:22:29 EST

hey, wait, 'www.neighborhood-slut.com' has still nothing on it. I can hear a business opportunity knocking... And it's even unregistered in netsol, as .com and .net! Oh, well...

yogibimbi

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yogibimbi — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:19:13 EST

@Simpsons-Movie-ruled: I feel deceived as well:-(

Anyway, I think this rather helps with cellular-style filming than with finding anything. And if you wanted to sneak some photos to upload on www.neighborhood-slut.com you'd probably make it too obvious to work out. Also, there are cellies out there with LEDs, so that would also be taken care of.
And the item in question isn't hard to find for women, even if it's the size of a McDo-french fry (didn't have the heart to say frenchie...) and as a man you have to get too close for a light to be useful anyway, unless you are prepared to do some serious squinting.

yogibimbi

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JRo — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 08:52:47 EST

Mossberg won't know what the fuck to do with this thing.

JRo

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nosauten — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 08:22:59 EST

WTF? No pun intended.

nosauten

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echrada — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 08:09:53 EST

From a woman's point of view maybe check out his dongle for cleanliness???? And maybe men need it as their dongle's are so small????

echrada

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

strider_mt2k — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:55:31 EST

Flashlight, hell.
Help me find my truck and we'll DRIVE out!

(sorry old joke)

strider_mt2k

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

DG — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:15:23 EST

Meh, without a laser pointer, it's useless.

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

nikeplr — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:02:39 EST

u need a light if ur looking to pleasure the ovaries!!...

nikeplr

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

Soulgenesis — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 06:07:55 EST

i guess i'm the only one who found the pun "you suck" at the end funny.

Soulgenesis

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

NoStyle — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 04:48:12 EST

Don't know how I would fit that around the helmet and ear protection.

NoStyle

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sly100100 — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 04:33:56 EST

now if you had some night vision goggles you would look like Sam from splinter cell! lol
Although I would turn off the light

sly100100

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OneObuyan — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 03:54:15 EST

I didn't get it at first, but after i followed the link i found that it works with the "oral sex snorkel", now it makes sense. :P

OneObuyan

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

dham84 — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 02:06:47 EST

and the best part "free batteries included" I mean... that's just a great dealzmodo... lol

dham84

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

gamecrazychris — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:42:59 EST

Man, is that a deal! Not only will it completely get rid of the chick you were going to use this with but it also comes with batteries!

gamecrazychris

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

CaptCaveman — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:40:37 EST

I could only see using this as a gag joke.
You know, with the friends and telling them "I had to use this to find my way out."

Other then that I'm pretty sure her parts will be in the normal spots.

CaptCaveman

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Will Entrekin — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:34:39 EST

I thought that was what candles are for.

Well. Not that close, of course. Otherwise you might burn off your naughty bits. Or hers, as the case would be.

Will Entrekin

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Candyman — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:33:38 EST

Looks like it'd be good for eating in the dark, too. Eating food, I mean! Food!

Candyman

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

SonOfMagicFact — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:11:56 EST

Speaking of deleting articles, what happened to the Akira motorcycle article?

SonOfMagicFact

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lunarstreaker — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:10:51 EST

@forcetrainer: OH boy,
You just gave me one of those, "Damn, I wish I'd said that!",-----------moments.
Good stuff, Maynerd!

lunarstreaker

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fosho4 — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:06:48 EST

This exact same thing was on the "Tonight Show" on Valentines.
Pretty funny stuff.

fosho4

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

SonOfMagicFact — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:05:06 EST

Reminds me of the Rectal Spelunking article that was recently posted and then erased on Giz, which unfortunately, I can't prove ever existed. It was rather runny, though.

SonOfMagicFact

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twoeightnine — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:58:07 EST

At least you could leave it out on the nightstand as a booklight.

twoeightnine

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spoiledpotato — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:37:29 EST

@stevegoz: Well you do have 2 ears... I can hear it now... someone giving a blowjob with their bluetooth in and accidentally calling their mom... lmao

spoiledpotato

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pokebud — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:34:58 EST

don't dingle my dongle

pokebud

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flyboyizzle — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:30:51 EST

@t3mur: took the designers this long to get some to figure out they need a light.

flyboyizzle

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t3mur — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:25:46 EST

why did it took so long for em to make that?

t3mur

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simmo — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:22:00 EST

you need help if you find this product useful :P

simmo

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Kendra — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:21:50 EST

@Chameleon8474: lol. From the Giz review: "My sex doll said I performed 10 times better!"

Kendra

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Kendra — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:18:17 EST

Heh, I'm sure it has SFW uses too. c,c

Kendra

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Chameleon8474 — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:12:41 EST

I dont think we should expect product reviews from Giz. Atleast not until they actually get some...

Chameleon8474

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forcetrainer — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:05:14 EST

I guess we'll have to change the expression to, "It's like throwing a hotdog down a dark hallway" just so we can use this thing.

forcetrainer

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stevegoz — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:01:35 EST

I would buy one, but then what would I do with my bluetooth headset?

stevegoz

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lafond66 — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:57:05 EST

thats such a gross / creepy product. Whats wrong with the amount ambient light in a room?

lafond66

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The-Simpsons-Rule!! — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:56:45 EST

@Simpsons-Movie-ruled: Oh my bad I didnt finish reading it(could we have an edit button soon?)

The-Simpsons-Rule!!

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The-Simpsons-Rule!! — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:56:06 EST

after the jump?
yea umm theres no dirty image

The-Simpsons-Rule!!

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stevegoz — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:55:49 EST

"This is Locutus of Borg, requesting permission to 69 with Seven of Nine."

stevegoz

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workingonyourinvoice — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:43:43 EST

If you need a light, you're doing it wrong.

workingonyourinvoice

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Weihovah — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:39:53 EST

so when can we expect to see a product review?

Weihovah

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flyboyizzle — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:37:40 EST

excellent for those deep cavernous expeditions.

flyboyizzle