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Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too

skulldriveshaft — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:12:00 EST

Megatron was last seen transforming into a gun, and falling out of the window...

skulldriveshaft

Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too

Hello_Newman — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:42:16 EST

Yeah that's why I had 100k of meth on me, it was because I'm a robot. I'm not a lawyer, but I also don't know any other way to completely piss off a judge other than that.

Hello_Newman

Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too

SuppleMonkey — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:37:48 EST

@MegaZone: No wonder it's their singular obsession, and willing to kill each other for it.

I really like your TiVo website, by the way.

SuppleMonkey

Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too

MegaZone — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:28:07 EST

@SuppleMonkey: 'Energon' is just Transformer slang for crank. ;-)

MegaZone

Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too

SuppleMonkey — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:48:46 EST

@Szin:

Dare! to keep kids off drugs!

SuppleMonkey

Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too

001 — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:36:50 EST

@Andy S.: kinda appreciate that you understood why I chose to use "update" instead.

001

Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too

Szin — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:33:32 EST

The meth was probably for Stan Bush.

Szin

Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:39:56 EST

@drewheyman: Unless you're soundwave. He actually generated the cubes.

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too

drewheyman — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:13:53 EST

he was smuggling meth because energon cubes cost too much, and those giant square glass boxes are difficult to smuggle.

drewheyman

Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too

mitchel_stevens — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:08:43 EST

This story is only worthwhile if he named his dog Starscream.

mitchel_stevens

Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too

SuppleMonkey — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:53:37 EST

I thought Transformers ran off of energon, not methamphetamines and ecstasy...

SuppleMonkey

Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too

Andy S. — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:31:50 EST

@001: Totally. Only a Deceptimbecile would consider the move from XP to Vista an "upgrade".

Andy S.

Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too

001 — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:59:59 EST

probably trying to gather enough cash to update the OS in the other Deceptimbeciles. After all, Vista has been out for quite some time already.

001

Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too

IrisMR — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:24:24 EST

Pfff!! I almost choked on my breakfast here. :)

IrisMR

Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:23:59 EST

Who was the Meth for? StarScream? The Junk-a-trons?

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too

iDarkDesign — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:45:07 EST

He will soon arise as lord Galvatron! insane from powah!

iDarkDesign

Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too

scarbrtj — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:43:58 EST

Frontal lobe injury can be a completely personality-changing event. It can take the most upstanding, kindest person and turn him into a foul-mouthed, inappropriate goofball.
[en.wikipedia.org]

scarbrtj

Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too

jamar0303 — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:27:54 EST

"Serious head injury" indeed.

jamar0303