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Exclusive Han Solo Carbonite Desk Info and Gallery

TheDeadPuppet — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:33:50 EDT

Turn the hands to be used as cupholders and open the mouth wider for a candy dish and I might be swayed to get one for my mancave. (I realize the potential for backlash here.)

I wonder if you can get enough of that plaster-of-paris stuff you can use for your 'member' and coat yourself in it to make your OWN desk.... of you!
It shouldn't be that hard. Literally.

TheDeadPuppet

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withaneight — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:10:07 EST

best. desk. ever.

withaneight

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ANoel — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:08:07 EST

@legacye: @legacye:
... and as for you... Ms. "lame a adjective "
Like your brain, "a" or "an" is an indefinite article

(the form of a before an initial vowel sound (an arch; an honor) and sometimes, esp. in British English, before an initial unstressed syllable beginning with a silent or weakly pronounced h: an historian)

It's not "a" it's "an"
Lame is an adjective.
And in my case, it's not "anoel-retard" it's "ANoel-retard" ".

/stop skipping

ANoel

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Spaceboy — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:59:33 EST

@solOptimus:

now, let me get a million black pieces :)

Spaceboy

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ANoel — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:49:32 EST

@92BuickLeSabre:
YES! that's what pal's are for!
(you're a good car 92BuickLeSabre)

ANoel

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Cap'n Jack — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:07:14 EST

He should be quite well protected! ...If he survived the freezing process, that is.

Cap'n Jack

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solOptimus — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:59:15 EST

@Spaceboy: F'sho

solOptimus

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Gary_7vn — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:40:24 EST

@spaceman37: Suitable for target shooting I hope?

Gary_7vn

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legacye — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:34:23 EST

lame a adjective - a description of the above interwebs squabble between nutbastard and anoel-retard.

legacye

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spaceman37 — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:35:12 EST

I still say I want a desk made out of one of these:

spaceman37

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Gary_7vn — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:14:30 EST

What happens when he thaws? Will he do another prequel?

Can an R2D2 garbage can be far behind...

Gary_7vn

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IUSEAMACSOSUEME — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:32:49 EST

@tehronin: Eva Longoria? Of all the people in the world you choose Eva Longoria? To each his own I guess.

IUSEAMACSOSUEME

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pete — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 21:35:15 EST

/italics are for n00bs

pete

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pete — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 21:29:14 EST

This is nice, but I like Captain Solo where he is...

pete

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ParrotHeadFL — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:46:23 EST

I had no clue Mark was such a Star Wars fan. Too funny.

ParrotHeadFL

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Samifumi — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:28:42 EST

@nutbastard: Yes, I do. Because Star Wars generally sucks, but there were some cool elements that I should give some props, so as to not appear completely biased.

Samifumi

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Szin — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:22:26 EST

I'll have to put this in the Cargo Hold

Szin

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92BuickLeSabre — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:02:09 EST

@ANoel: *chuckles*

Substituting < for (

It's just (i)text(/i).

92BuickLeSabre

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ANoel — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:58:17 EST

@92BuickLeSabre:
I'll try again...

ANoel

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Spaceboy — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:46:44 EST

this...out of lego pieces.

that would be cool

Spaceboy

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IUSEAMACSOSUEME — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:43:55 EST

@Jason Chen: I set them them up, you knock 'em down.

IUSEAMACSOSUEME

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accordionhero — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:36:02 EST

judd apatow wishes this desk had been made in time for the 40 year old virgin.

accordionhero

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92BuickLeSabre — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:20:07 EST

@ANoel: Yes it is.

92BuickLeSabre

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ANoel — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:01:37 EST

@nutbastard:
No it isn't.

ANoel

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ANoel — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:00:50 EST

@nutbastard:
Thank you.

ANoel

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ANoel — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:59:17 EST

@nutbastard:
Thank you (italics) NutBastard.

ANoel

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nutbastard — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:53:52 EST

@ANoel:
duh - like everyone else, i just make em in MS Word and then paste em. It doesn't look like they'll come through, but the formatting is in fact preserved.

nutbastard

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james-42 — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:52:01 EST

It's a sculpture with a piece of glass slapped on top to make it a desk. That's not creative and it's not art. It's a simplistic solution to the problem.

james-42

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ANoel — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:50:56 EST

@nutbastard:
"Just goes to show that Canadian humor peaked with Brian Downey."

Surely you meant humor (strikethrough) "music"
and Brian (strikethrough) "Gord".

ANoel

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nutbastard — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:50:55 EST

@Samifumi:
Do you really have to reiterate your stance on the overratedness of star wars on EVERY post that mentions it? Really? I ought to come over there and piss in your mashed potatoes.

nutbastard

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ANoel — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:40:08 EST

@nutbastard:
SO, how did you make the cute (italics)?
Really.

ANoel

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Samifumi — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:36:51 EST

Star Wars is overrated. I am not budging from that take, but the whole "Han Solo frozen in carbonite" thing kicked ass. Hence, this kicks ass. I want one.

Samifumi

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nutbastard — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:23:54 EST

@ANoel:
oh, it's so cute when you try so hard!

Just goes to show that Canadian humor peaked with Brian Downey.

nutbastard

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ANoel — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:11:50 EST

@Xavoc:
He grinds his own peanut butter sandwiches, up in the mountains, I imagine.

ANoel

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tehronin — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:08:33 EST

@IUSEAMACSOSUEME: I'll take one in Eva Angelina please!

tehronin

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ANoel — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:06:41 EST

@Xavoc:
... perhaps you should ask ... NutiBastard (italics)

ANoel

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Xavoc — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:58:38 EST

@ANoel: Apparently you're not up on your manwhore techniques.

Xavoc

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ANoel — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:52:23 EST

@Xavoc:
"That looks more like a Portugese Breakfast setup to me..."

My friend, something like this?
[www.seespotruninc.com]

ANoel

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nutbastard — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:51:47 EST

@danms6:
can he really win it when he already owns it?

nutbastard

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nutbastard — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:48:26 EST

@spatchpatch:
it's a desk with Han Solo frozen in carbonite. If that constitutes gay and useless, your life (or at least your pants) must be full of gay, useless things.

nutbastard

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heroineworshipper — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:46:58 EST

It's the software manager's wet dream.

heroineworshipper

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danms6 — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:44:34 EST

@Jason Chen: You just won this post, sir.

danms6

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Xavoc — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:36:03 EST

@ANoel: That looks more like a Portugese Breakfast setup to me...

Xavoc

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92BuickLeSabre — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:32:44 EST

@ANoel: Very thoughtful. Thank you.

92BuickLeSabre

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ANoel — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:24:48 EST

@92BuickLeSabre:
So your clothes don't get tarnished.

ANoel

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ANoel — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:23:48 EST

@nutbastard:
So, how much for the Siberian tiger?

ANoel

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spatchpatch — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:23:44 EST

Wow. This is just as seemingly gay and useless as the first time it was posted.
FAIL

spatchpatch

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nutbastard — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:21:57 EST

@ANoel:
ANoel it appears that you've accidentally pasted your craigslist M4M post here...

nutbastard

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92BuickLeSabre — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:21:39 EST

@ANoel: Why does it have to be vertical?

92BuickLeSabre

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nutbastard — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:20:25 EST

@Kaiser-Machead:
Windex, rubber gloves, paper towels and sponges - These windows aren't going to clean themselves!

nutbastard

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slaughterer35711 — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:19:19 EST

@92buick: You do know carbonite is just a fancy term for CO2, right?

I can just imagine being really tired, falling asleep, and then jumping through the ceiling when I wake up with han looking at me through the glass.

slaughterer35711

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ANoel — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:18:22 EST

artless. gay. be better vertically as a gloryhole wall.

ANoel

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Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy! — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:17:03 EST

@nutbastard: I can tell you invest heavily in Windex.

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

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Xavoc — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:10:31 EST

Didn't I see this somewhere last week?

Xavoc

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FritzLaurel — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:04:41 EST

Casting who??

FritzLaurel

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nutbastard — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:04:14 EST

@Jason Chen:
*rimshot*

NEXT!

*face shot*
*pearl necklace*
*bukake*

nutbastard

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Jason Chen — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:00:56 EST

@IUSEAMACSOSUEME: What/who doesn't?

Jason Chen

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Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy! — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:00:52 EST

Can I have one custom made to fit my brother in law?

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

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92BuickLeSabre — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:58:38 EST

Whoa, whoa, whoa....it's not made of carbonite?!?

92BuickLeSabre

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The_Question — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:55:47 EST

Price.....

The_Question

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IUSEAMACSOSUEME — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:55:15 EST

Does it come in Tera Patrick?

IUSEAMACSOSUEME