DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass - Gizmodo Comments

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

Markii — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:39:02 EST

mmm... CJ's bottom

Markii

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

SeventhExile — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:43:39 EST

... instead of all that.. buy a cheap night light - one of the ones that turns on automatically when it gets dark - cut the wires that go to the light and replace that part with the siren.. set the laser up same way as in this - and wala same thing only easier and much faster.

did this back in 8th grade - only.. instead of a siren I had mine trigger a spark from one of those model rocket sets - the wires went into a glass jar filled with bleach crystals.. and boom nice home made trip wire bomb. ..... and a trip to the hospital..
mom was not as impressed as I was.

SeventhExile

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

turbofreak — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:19:02 EST

lol that ass isn't getting past ANY laser system!!!

turbofreak

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

DakotaEpic — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:54:21 EST

Mmmmmm, I should watch that movie again... or at least that scene. Lol all joking aside, neat trick. Kipkay is the Man!

DakotaEpic

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

Out2gtcha — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:10:49 EST

FFS, how did M Douglas get to hump as ass like THAT every night?

Does she just like pugs or something? Wrinkle fetish?

Out2gtcha

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

Pensador — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:46:09 EST

Nice... laser.

Pensador

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

axiomatic — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:44:25 EST

Terrible movie overall, great individual scene with Zeta-Jones though.

axiomatic

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

Noobs-R-Us — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:19:39 EST

I think that was a body double? Or I should say, Butt double. Notice that they hid the face behind the wooden post?

Noobs-R-Us

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

nincompoop — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:08:11 EST

Cutting the cheese(wire).

nincompoop

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

luxera — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:58:03 EST

ahh young(er) catherine. Before she caught Olditis from douglas.

luxera

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

cmsjustin — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:51:22 EST

...frickin' laser beams...

cmsjustin

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

AnalogAnomaly — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:12:51 EST

Surgeon General's warning: Smoking cigarettes may reveal hidden laser traps.

AnalogAnomaly

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

--Tito-- — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:49:02 EST

@ballashoes: MMMMM, looks good. . .

--Tito--

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

ballashoes — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 23:42:08 EST

ballashoes

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

geekinky — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 23:40:48 EST

@Xavoc: OK GOD... LEMME HAVIT!!!! (note Val Kilmer with bunny slippers)

geekinky

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

ldsdj — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 23:37:49 EST

I'm sorry, were there words associated with this post? I can't take my eyes off of that picture 0_0

ldsdj

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

Type-E — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 23:36:47 EST

It was a body double, she didn't have that good of a curve, whenever you see a shot with great body, you won't see her face.

Type-E

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

mferrari — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:37:42 EST

@discounteggroll: Why ruin what could be the best holiday of the year?

mferrari

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

Mandatory_Field — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:10:14 EST

@Mandatory_Field: Cause my girlfriend said something about that, but she's not much of a cook, frankly....

Mandatory_Field

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

Mandatory_Field — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:06:50 EST

FAFH = Far Away From Here?
Steak and a BJ? Is that some kind of steak sauce?

Mandatory_Field

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

ECAsh — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:49:48 EST

There is another form thats HARd to find..
There is an atmospheric/barometric/air movement one thats about $60. And when a Door or window is opened in a TIGHT home, it goes off.
This is cool also, but is better for 1 room.

Another is adding this to a PHONE DIALER, or computer.
To call out(to you) or take pictures of WHATS happening.

ECAsh

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

Galley — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:20:28 EST

@trailingedge:

Fine as F'ing Hell!

Galley

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

workingonyourinvoice — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:09:34 EST

@trailingedge: clearly he means Friendly And Frankly Hospitable.

workingonyourinvoice

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

mangochutney — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:04:54 EST

@92BuickLeSabre: Well, that can be managed, I can't wait to fire up my BBQ grill for the first time this year.
Next semester will be less work intensive than the past one, so there'll be many occasions you can drop by.
There's always alot of self-prepared meat, fresh bread, a couple of salads made by my best friends girlfriends and enough cool beer for everyone.

mangochutney

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

trailingedge — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:59:43 EST

@Xavoc:
What'choo talking 'bout? Catherine is still FAFH.

"Food Away From Home?

trailingedge

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

johnnyabnormal — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:54:17 EST

@Xavoc: Vincent Cassell in "Ocean's 12"? That was Capoeira. But, it is pretty well documented that kids doing Capoeira moves in NYC during the early 80's had a huge influence on break dancing, so they are very related.

johnnyabnormal

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

zarchitect — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:50:18 EST

I started licking the monitor upon seing the picture and when they said "video," I figured it was her lovely self slithering amongst the laser beams... but no - it's some shmo looking stupid - thanks for ruining a perfectly good happy ending giz!

zarchitect

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

92BuickLeSabre — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:47:59 EST

@mangochutney: it depends on how good the steak is.

92BuickLeSabre

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

discounteggroll — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:46:06 EST

@mangochutney:

damn feminists won't let us nationally recognize that day...something about the meaning being "exacerbated in translation". Honestly, I really don't see what the big deal is

discounteggroll

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

Galley — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:45:18 EST

@Xavoc:
What'choo talking 'bout? Catherine is still FAFH.

Galley

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

MONSTERGOC — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:41:36 EST

There is a reason that you dont see these in the wild. They dont work well for a security system even though they look very cool.

MONSTERGOC

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

foureight84 — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:39:29 EST

why does he sound like a cheap infomercial?

foureight84

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

mangochutney — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:22:08 EST

@92BuickLeSabre: I don't quite see you taking a journey across the pond for a steak and a BJ.

While we're talking, what holiday is coming up in the US?

mangochutney

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

Meursault — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:20:38 EST

Not a great movie but a great ass. That scene will be etched in my memory forever. Ah, young love ... well, young lust at any rate.

Meursault

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

gadgetfanatic — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:19:52 EST

the guy soujnds like the host of FutureWeapons.

gadgetfanatic

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

mangochutney — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:18:48 EST

@Xavoc: You name it.

mangochutney

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

92BuickLeSabre — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:18:41 EST

@mangochutney and Xavoc: Don't worry Mango. Xavoc and I will make sure she celebrates the holiday in style. Oooohhhhh....Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

More importantly, I heard J-Lo was originally considered for that part. I can see how she didn't "make the cut."

92BuickLeSabre

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

gadgetfanatic — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:18:25 EST

@bobide: Probably, but I wouldn't recommend it.

gadgetfanatic

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

workingonyourinvoice — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:13:53 EST

DAMN. That is all.

workingonyourinvoice

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

Xavoc — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:13:04 EST

@mangochutney: Bummer dude, you're gonna miss Steak & a BJ day.

Xavoc

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

mangochutney — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:11:19 EST

Dammit. That picture reminds me that it's still over a week before I get back home and see my girlfriend.
AND I still have two exams to write before that.

Bummer.

mangochutney

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

dead_red_eyes — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:07:44 EST

LOL!

Jesus, you're fucking hilarious.

dead_red_eyes

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

bobide — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:07:30 EST

Can I use a higher current AC adapter to melt my burglars with a laser beam instead?

bobide

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

Brian Lam — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:58:21 EST

@Xavoc: POPCORN

Brian Lam

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

Xavoc — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:54:35 EST

On the other hand this would be cute. Especially if the receiving unit could trigger the laser from Real Genius back along the same return route of mirrors when the beam was interrupted.

Xavoc

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

Xavoc — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:48:25 EST

@Xavoc: Besides, the breakdancing guy from Oceans 12 did it with a lot more style.

Xavoc

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

Xavoc — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:46:54 EST

A few years ago I'd have trapped that ass like a looter in a riot. These days I can't help but think she isn't aging so well.

Xavoc