<![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> I don't know about a bee bong. but, a normal bong for sure. I could see it working. I've actually seen some like that but they had colored glass and were built for smoking tobacco.

whynotbeeasy

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Bet you get a good buzz...

atomx

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Bee bong?

Stoners. Never cease to surprise me.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> It's a bong. Really.

Pi-face

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Well, not much different from Homeopathy, is it?

MarcelloJun

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Not so much a bong as a steamroller.

I can see the origin of this clearly. As the police raid the house, the slave workers all yell "we're making medical equipment!"

Ben Zvan

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> While the bees are "diagnosing your illness" they're also secretly infecting you with an alien retrovirus.

recklessabandon

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> @Xavoc:

lol

Saboth

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> @shoelessone:

God, your images are pure gold.

Not God; Jesus!

gibson042

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> 'you can really catch a buzz off this new pipe I made dude'

I'm sorry, it's early - that's the best I got.

feckineejit

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> If you knowingly load the bong with African killer bees and somebody dies, does it constitute a pre-meditated murder or is it just an accident?

ollifl

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Not the bees! They're in my eyes!

frndlybnny

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> I wounder if thats where Mr. Jobs got an advice to seek hollistic treatments for pancreatic cancer.

DSNR123456

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> They look like normal bugs, but each one is a highly trained specialist with a Ph.B.

Bee toking. Hell yeah.

NoStyle

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Red Right Hand,

The comment was a reference to a South Park episode:

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I'm afraid that I cannot use this new bee-based technology due to my last incident with a bee-doctor who informed me that I was allergic in a most inappropriate manner.

eternalargus

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> "Is this legal?"

"Only for those who enjoy it."

strider_mt2k

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Just don't inhale, you might get stung in your mouth!

Set to evil

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> So does it come with bees, or do you have to provide your own?

atomx

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> @Rizzuh: I might be slightly less offended by your statement if I understood it, you know how uneducated us injuns are...

Red Right Hand

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Now, if I pass some gas on this pipe:

Would the bees be able to tell me what I ate that upset my stomach or simply die off?

I had to ask....

aec007

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> @jonny: That was my hang-up.

Patient: "Doctor, the bees told me I had strep throat! It's red and inflamed!"

Dr: "Was that before or after you inhaled an angry bee?"

m4ximusprim3

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Doctor: So why do you think you have cancer?
You: The bees told me I had cancer...
Doctor: The bees?
You: Yea, the bees... I blew into a bong and the bees told me I had cancer...
Doctor: Excuse me for a few minutes.
:enter cops and / or men in white coats:

One thing the giz forgot to mention... It also detects fertility cycles!

snowwons

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> I am an I.D. student and Syracuse University and I she is the visiting designer this semester. She teaches one of my classes, and there is a lot of science to back up the whole thing. Apparently, the bees can detect some diseases quicker and more accurately than the alternative lab tests can.

kivimaki

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> I'm guessing that writing out the prescription will be a difficulty after the consult because a)they're trapped in a bong, and um, b)they're bees.

MacBastard

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Dude...the bong... I think I just inhaled a bee.

jonny

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Q:
If her bees say "Herpes,
but my bees say "Maybe."

And their bees chant their "Therapy"s,
while dyslexic bees hum "BSE"s...

I have one question if you please,
what answer comes from his trained bees?

A: "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> This reminds me of that dog that can smell cancer, or the other dog that knows when someone is about to die. I am no Yanni loving hippie, but I do think there are a lot of biological mechanisms that are exponentially more complex and accurate than any machine we mere humans have invented as of yet.

zenpoet

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> So *that's* how you get funding for bong R&D.

DaveExile

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> - Kaff - kaff - Hrk.

Smash. Bzzz.

Diagnosis: Allergic to bees!

dshramek

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Guys, your puns aren't funny. They're just a pollen.

dsevil

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Double buzz even!

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> This is a beeautiful idea. I can see what all the buzz is about. I think I should call my honey and tell her that this is truly the bees knees. I bet people are just going to swarm to this new kind of medical diagnoses and all we will hear about for the next 9 months is this hive jive.

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> it's never lupus.

hoffmanbike

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Hey man, you gotta try some of this African Bee...dude...it'll blow your miiiiiind! Where's the Doritos?

Saboth

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> It mentioned that the bees "were" trained?

"It works because bees have very sensitive senses of smell and can be trained to target specific odors that appear in your breath when you're sick."

Who trains the bees? Do they go find cancer patients to blow on the bees or something?

Y2KGTP

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> bout time!!! I was getting tired of having to rely on worthless doctors and science to diagnose my illnesses.

Randile

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> So how is this any different than having a Cat scan (mew)? Or a Lab test (woof)?

Mandatory_Field

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> @tutelary: whoops..they have indeed died out on a wide scale from a currently unknown illness, but they aren't all dead by a long shot.

tutelary

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Get this!
Remember when Vampira and Tor Johnson reappeared as ghouls in Plan 9 From Outer Space - there is a distinctive bee-like buzzing sound... I think Ed Wood was onto something and Susana Soares might bee!


ANoel

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> @MagnoliaBoy: That would result in a catastrophic blow to our food supply. They

tutelary

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Photo: Best. DIY-bong. Ever.

What happens when all the bees die of Colony Collapse Disorder (yes I watch 60 Minutes)?

Vagabum

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> THE BUZZ!

Amiash Loves You

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> @Hestika: methinks you meant BrAC. Contrary to the CSI educated culture we live in, BAC is B.lood A.cohol C.ontent, so unless you plan on smashing the glass and going Owen Wilson on yourself with the shards to figure out how many drinks you can have and still drive home legally, BrAC would definately be the less painful option for you....just trying to look out for a fellow Giz reader....

Kaspir

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> It's never lupus!

Hiphopopotamus

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Please Bee Patients TURN OFF ALL CELLPHONES

ANoel

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Um, does anyone else see an extremely elaborate bong that spawned a very elaborate idea involving a bong-like piece of glass? I smell a Nobel Prize.

Darrone

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> God, your images are pure gold.

shoelessone

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Cherokee Hair Tampons anyone?

Rizzuh

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> A friends of mine with MS medicates with bee stings. Apparently, this works for many people.

As for me, if I take this out to a bar, can it do BAC testing?

Hestika

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> @Spud387: Diggin the House reference. And how exactly do you train the bees to react in a predicable fashion to the scents?

Thanatos

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> I thought all the bees died? They all had Global Bee AIDS Warming or something...

MagnoliaBoy

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Bees are crazy smart for insects. Not saying I'd have brain surgery based on their diagnosis, but I could definitely see the value in something like this.

jklang

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> I think I'd prefer to see a doctor, at least they can spell Lupus

Stupid bees

the_sidewinder

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> And once the bees diagnose me, I'll hire leeches to perform the surgery...

iFlingPoo

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Can it smell Herpes?

daftrok

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> We already know the bees are wrong. It's never Lupis!

Spud387

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> I don't know if I could trust a mindless drones medical diagnosis

CliftonSantiago

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> Where are the pictures of people who suck instead of blow? This too could suffer from medical malpractice suits when they don't provide sufficient directions for use and people end up with stings inside their mouths.

avatarr

]]> <![CDATA[No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees]]> WoW

Buzzed

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