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Turn an Old Mac Into a Toilet Paper Dispenser

LOLLYJOLLY — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:16:19 EDT

@forevergone:
NOT HALF AS DIFFICULT AS FINDING APPLE SOFTWARE THAT ISN'T BROKEN WHEN IT SHIPS. THE APPLE IIe WAS THE LAST MAC THAT WASN'T A TOILET WHERE SECOND RATE COLONS "CODERS" SQUEEZE OUT RUSHING TORRENTS OF VILE PILES OF SEMI-DIGESTED SCRIPT.

LOLLYJOLLY

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forevergone — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:52:36 EDT

just imagine the difficulty trying to replace the toilet rolls, christ!

forevergone

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SomeoneUKno — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:07:56 EDT

Hey look! Its a classic shit paper dispenser! Reminds me of my essay's in high school...

SomeoneUKno

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uomolinux — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:07:57 EDT

@robinandtami: The toilet U see is in fact a Windows Vista machine, to late, sorry!

uomolinux

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doofusgumby — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:30:53 EDT

do an alcove between the studs, partial in-wall install, with an aquarium in the screen.

doofusgumby

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robinandtami — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:26:10 EDT

I think they should have made that mac into a toilet instead of a toilet paper holder.

Now that shit would be funny.

robinandtami

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HeyBeav — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:21:47 EDT

@nutbastard: now that's funny!

HeyBeav

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MINI Driver — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:51:12 EDT

Well my Macs have been cleaning up MS sh!t for years, so it seems rather appropriate!

And any way, I hear the MS Home Toilet Server has some issues with paper fragging and getting a sh!tty stink on your hands when ever you touch it.

LMMacAO!!

MINI Driver

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berribrand — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:43:11 EDT

Turn it upside down. The TP needs to be closer, and not drag on the floor prz. Yes, I mop my bathroom floor every week, but it still gets dusty/dirty in between.

berribrand

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nutbastard — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:58:11 EDT

@Out2gtcha:
Yeah i like my prices to be pfisted. it gives me a wider range of options to dig around in, and i don't get stuck when i try to pull out on a purchase.

seriously, whats up with those guys? are they run by these guys?

[en.wikipedia.org]

nutbastard

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vote Obama — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:56:21 EDT

@Spyvie: no - swap them around and it would be better.

vote Obama

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vote Obama — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:54:48 EDT

the two units need to swapped around - then I'd like it - a perfect place to dump.

vote Obama

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ANoel — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:54:44 EDT

Stephen adds... Gint of Puiness

ANoel

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Out2gtcha — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:51:44 EDT

@nutbastard:
Maybe you were just intoxicated, and tried using that new Price Pfister pfrism toilet,

Out2gtcha

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ANoel — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:50:34 EDT

Stephen says: trouser leg

ANoel

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nutbastard — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:38:50 EDT

I prefer Quantum Fractal Urine Field Distortion Effect, otherwise known as i slept on it funny and it hasn't returned to it's original form... I swear i've pissed at angles in excess of 90 degrees... explain that shit, Steven Hawking.

nutbastard

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HeyBeav — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:29:22 EDT

Adam, please do not use the phrase 'pee spray' in the future.

The correct term is Radial Urological Phenomena.

Thank you. That is all.

HeyBeav

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undeadmachine — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:14:46 EDT

@wjousts: i would buy a brand new mac for this purpose, hows that for hating?

@nutbastard: stunning =)

undeadmachine

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ANoel — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:14:23 EDT

@nutbastard:
"dude get off my coattails."
That reminds me of the last time I got dressed up for a formal dinner with clients.
Brand new snappy white linen shirt, silk tie, Zegna 3pc. suit, Chuck Taylor 1 Stars in brown suede and leather...
After cocktails I went to the crapper, shat down, grabbed a wad of paper and proceeded to wipe my ass with my shirt-tail... thanks!

ANoel

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nutbastard — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:06:55 EDT

@uomolinux:
slow down there, butterfingers

nutbastard

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uomolinux — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:04:54 EDT

Lest trun a Wondows Vista PC into a toilet ! ;-)

uomolinux

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uomolinux — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:02:17 EDT

And we could think of turning a Windows PC into a toilet ;-)

uomolinux

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ANoel — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:00:57 EDT

.... mybad...
delete "thePot"

=^ P

ANoel

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nutbastard — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:00:01 EDT

@ANoel:
dude get off my coattails.

nutbastard

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ANoel — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:53:15 EDT

Chili for breakfast
nutbastard diarrhea
iShitOrGetOffthePot!

ANoel

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ANoel — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:44:39 EDT

No contribution,
I really don't give a shit,
iConstipated.

ANoel

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Out2gtcha — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:40:53 EDT

@wjousts:
Fair enough.

Out2gtcha

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nutbastard — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:38:45 EDT

@discounteggroll:
So I'll see you at Taco Bell later then?

nutbastard

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Mayor McRib — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:31:44 EDT

I heard you can also play DOOM on it. The toilet I mean.

Mayor McRib

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discounteggroll — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:23:09 EDT

meh, I upgraded to sea shells, so this is kinda useless

maybe some of the UFO apple mice from the legacy colored lineup could house them

discounteggroll

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bosskev — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:19:32 EDT

gives new meaning to pee-cee

bosskev

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Spyvie — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:12:43 EDT

I think this my favorite Gizmodo post of all time

Spyvie

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nutbastard — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:00:33 EDT

@wjousts:
im gonna chime in and say some before anyone else can:

Looks like they missed the toilet by about a foot!

One you crap in, the other craps out!

Does that toilet run Crysis?

nutbastard

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wjousts — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:46:44 EDT

@Out2gtcha: I didn't say anything about my view on Apple. I was making a prediction of the comments that might follow, as you said, apple by the toilet is too easy.

wjousts

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Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy! — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:41:59 EDT

My Vista install disc coaster is better than this.

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

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Out2gtcha — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:37:05 EDT

@nutbastard:
All these bad puns are making feel flushed.

Out2gtcha

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thechansen — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:37:02 EDT

@nutbastard: you sir are a true gift to gizmodo comments

thechansen

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nutbastard — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:36:32 EDT

aw no fuckin way! our screen names have been restored to their original, uncapped forms!

maybe people will stop calling me NutBastard now...

nutbastard

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nutbastard — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:31:44 EDT

Bit off too much Apple.

Better open some Windows.

Or you'll BeBoxed in.

Feel sorry for who's NeXT.

nutbastard

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sonicwind — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:21:03 EDT

I don't see how this is different from normal use of a Mac.

sonicwind

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Out2gtcha — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:15:18 EDT

@wjousts:
HAhahah! How predictable. If someone doesn't share your view on apple, just call em a hater!

Ok, maybe I'm just not up on my street slang here.

Doesn't "hater" mean jealous (cue the wikipedia junkies) or envious or being upset at someone for having something that you wish you had?

At least that is what I have always thought it meant. Maybe the definition has changed.

apple by the toilet = Too easy.

Out2gtcha

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Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:14:55 EDT

Weak, they could do better then that.

Keep the TP dispenser then Mount an LCD a mini inside it and bolt it up on the wall...Et voila!
Bathroom time fun.

want to go even further, mount it on a swingarm for even more convenience.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik

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Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:13:53 EDT

Just wrong for so many reasons. Besides the fact it's too low and would cause mis-tears, it's better to use a PC case and have the CD drive be the dispenser. Make that mac into a fishtank or something.

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

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amehrich — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:10:53 EDT

finally a literal application of the endearing term "Crapintosh"

amehrich

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Knirfie — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:04:22 EDT

How fitting :')

seems to hard to reach though, TP needs to be within easy reach when sitting on the toilet!

Knirfie

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wjousts — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:02:56 EDT

Cue Apple haters: "I wouldn't wipe my ass with a Mac"

wjousts