Nanobots Get Brains, Scarecrows So Freakin' Jealous - Gizmodo Comments

Nanobots Get Brains, Scarecrows So Freakin' Jealous

leMel — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:43:00 EDT

I'M IN UR BLUD, PEEPING UR PROTEINS.

leMel

Nanobots Get Brains, Scarecrows So Freakin' Jealous

pevans34 — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:57:15 EDT

on another note, this is freakin awesome. I really hope its not baloney.

pevans34

Nanobots Get Brains, Scarecrows So Freakin' Jealous

pevans34 — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:56:39 EDT

@friendorfaux.vox.com: man thats what ive been saying all along, people think that the machines will be like, other entities that we build and have no human part to them, when in reality WE will BECOME the machines! and therefore take over ourselves

pevans34

Nanobots Get Brains, Scarecrows So Freakin' Jealous

tiagoluz8 — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:50:36 EDT

what about the world's tiniest terminator??
they kill you, and you don't even know how.

tiagoluz8

Nanobots Get Brains, Scarecrows So Freakin' Jealous

ANoel — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:28:09 EDT

@Way:
Good observation.
I suspect, in the interest of journalistic veracity and self-sacrifice, Mark actually swallowed some and that is one of the four billion different potential outcomes...

ANoel

Nanobots Get Brains, Scarecrows So Freakin' Jealous

Corrupted Data — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:44:42 EDT

It's becoming increasingly clear that our robot overlords won't be the big scary SkyNet type, but microscopic puppet masters riding our bloodstreams, assembling molecules of evil.

Corrupted Data

Nanobots Get Brains, Scarecrows So Freakin' Jealous

Way — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:59:29 EDT

Talk about heavy drinking... CHECK
Mention testicles... CHECK
Plug Gizmodo... CHECK

Rest assured, Mark. You've done your job, today.

Way

Nanobots Get Brains, Scarecrows So Freakin' Jealous

dOk — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:54:30 EDT

Sounds like the beginning of Borg Nanoprobes to me...
So when does the assimilation process start?

dOk

Nanobots Get Brains, Scarecrows So Freakin' Jealous

allenjnl — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:46:33 EDT

Morans and nano brains kind of go together, don'tcha think? On a more serious note, putting these in liquor could counteract that drinking yourself stupid thing, huh? Wonder if it could prevent you from suddenly thinking you're a great dancer after a few too many?

allenjnl

Nanobots Get Brains, Scarecrows So Freakin' Jealous

MastaFalse — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:03:16 EDT

LOL, 'Morans'. Fucking rednecks.

MastaFalse

Nanobots Get Brains, Scarecrows So Freakin' Jealous

DeCerbo — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:34:59 EDT

The image should have been that "Get a brain, Morans" redneck guy.

DeCerbo

Nanobots Get Brains, Scarecrows So Freakin' Jealous

Klappstuhl — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:21:28 EDT

Actually, that RSS joke got me an idea. Nanobots that update you on your current health status via RSS!

Klappstuhl

Nanobots Get Brains, Scarecrows So Freakin' Jealous

Fuzi Lojak — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:19:02 EDT

I can see it now, "pea brain" will be replaced with the hip new term, "nano brain".

Fuzi Lojak

Nanobots Get Brains, Scarecrows So Freakin' Jealous

Curves — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:15:01 EDT

Their nano brains sound better and more effective than my co-workers. Can I get a dozen to put in the coffee?

Curves

Nanobots Get Brains, Scarecrows So Freakin' Jealous

Darrone — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:11:30 EDT

I think their just making it up at this point. I mean, who would prove them wrong? It's the ultimate placebo effect, tiny robots repairing your damaged liver. Probably set up by the conglomerated liquor distributors.

Darrone