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bpapa9013 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:08:09 EDT

But what if you dressed the manequin up as a nun?

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gojiberriesoflove — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:07:11 EDT

Just not funny. Guy's probably really pathetic and ugly so he needs to prance around on this thing to make himself feel good...cause he can't get a date. We don't have to pretend it's funny to be cool. Its stupid.

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Nomad314 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:03:01 EDT

A single front shock (with a good amount of travel) comming out of the mouth would top it off

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Shanedook — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:02:03 EDT

This guy should have put a 4 bar linkage at the seat post and bottom bracket and a pivot on the fork so that the bike would appear to be gyrating when ridden.

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rurena — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:55:01 EDT

As far as this being art i think it is. i don't think it was intentional art but it is. it begs the question are woman vehicles?

As far as what I would have done, the neck would be the pivot point for the head that would be the handle bars. Hands and arms would be the front fork and would articulate at the chest just above the breast. The seat would be mounted to the back of the legs. Basically I would not have used a bike and molded a dummy to it. It would have to be better especially if they want people to buy it.

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rawg — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:48:56 EDT

I have no problem with the actual bike. I personally think it's juvenile but hey people have different tastes.

I do have a problem displaying it in public areas where kids might see it. If you look at the 5th picture in the gallery there's a teenage girl looking at the bike. God knows what's going through her mind, especially if there were a bunch of guys laughing and making crude jokes about the bike in front of her.

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Skeezix404 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:17:28 EDT

@Turbo Driver: Isn't a tattoo in that region called a "tramp stamp"?

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greggdetroit — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:42:10 EDT

last i checked, third wave feminists were pretty ok with sex. this is a description of sex, man from behind the woman. If you have a problem, you are probably puritanical and mostly incapable of imagining a real woman having real sex and having a real good time. Grow up and enjoy the ride. If you do have a problem with this, maybe you need to loosen up a bit, or redefine your male dominated sexual views.

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Turbo Driver — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:33:24 EDT

What? No tattoos in the small of the back area?

No collar?

Needs work..

-W

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genglefins — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:17:53 EDT

The Brooks saddle makes it classy.

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ninjatales — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:20:49 EDT

BTW, I found it funny but overly gross at the same time. The dude who made it's got some issues.

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ninjatales — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:19:00 EDT

@Cellenin: Speak for yourself ignoramus!

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akmarksman — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:03:40 EDT

@Brian B: not if you knew how to defend yourself..

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ChuckBlack — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:40:23 EDT

The Bitchcycle™

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jrghoull — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:23:08 EDT

hahah this made me larf. btw, with the exception of a few who get offended by just about everything, if it was a guy, it would be considered just fine. the only problems would be when a guy would be riding it, and homophobes saw it. Then the guy riding it would still get beaten up, just for very different reasons

as for the bike itself...after looking at it for a moment or two i realized that the whole trick to the dang thing would be the bike fram itself. after that all you need is a realistic, tasteless maniquin.

cut the mainiquin up, glue the various pieces around the right parts of the bike, and viola! now if only i had a way to build the weird a$$ bike frame that would be needed for a project such as this.

@ DustyButt-take an art class. the term "art' expands much farther than you realize. and btw it is thought provolking, because it asks if women are still just considered objects that men use whenever they want.

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ChuckBlack — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:17:16 EDT

See, THIS is why Gizmodo is better than Endgadget...

I wish all those whiny bitches would follow up on not coming to Giz anymore. We don't want you anyway!

Oh boohoo, TV screens got turned off at some electronics convention. Oh boohoo, that bicycle is degrading.

Long live the Giz readers here who CAN take a joke, the rest of you can go call your mommies.

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wolfshades — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:18:27 EDT

Only if it comes with a riding crop.

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Evil J — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:26:17 EDT

Why can I totally see a spikey-haired, orange-skinned guido in a track suit riding this thinking that it's totally "ballin'."

Guess it's what you could ride home after too many Jager-bombs.

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scarbrtj — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:12:26 EDT

Gizmodo, Satan called; he says "You're all going to Hell."

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flyboy — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:27:27 EDT

@Out2gtcha: BTW I know they split - that's why he'd probably be faster...

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CrashingOut — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:01:28 EDT

curves, saying gay men have better taste would be just another stereotype. And if I created it I would at least have drawn up two models, not that I dwell upon such lunacy. No, I think people are too uptight, and I respect women but I think that you can interpret this as you want, as a dominance issue or as a joke upon inappropriatness. I choose the latter because I don't think about the other, so I would just want to have a couple of these in my house in Copenhagen, because in Denmark people would just laugh and move on

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Brian B — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:05:28 EDT

@csullivan: You're sick. Funny, but sick.

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Out2gtcha — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:05:08 EDT

@flyboy:
Exactly. Riding road bikes fairly regularly your 100% correct. Almost near the riding position of a recumbent bike, but unlike that, as you pointed out there's NO WAY your going on any kind of long ride or up any kind of terrain with this (her). Actually this looks more like the riding position of one of those custom low-rider bikes; and no one takes those for any kind of long rides, as they seem to be only ridden for cruising on the flats.

Sheryl dumped Lance BTW. She got sick of the whole "Which side of the seat should I flop my lone goner on" debate.

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sliderr2.1 — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:55:14 EDT

@DustyButt: u really dont find this thought provoking at all? i dunno, for some reason i think alot of guys would argue for the point of it being "aesthetically valuable". or mayb its just me..

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csullivan — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:54:46 EDT

needs more holes.

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flyboy — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:52:53 EDT

@Out2gtcha:

if you look closely at the pictures - you have to ride with your legs splayed open to get around the ladies rear cheeks. (or male should you prefer)

If you have ever tried riding like this - its very difficult, and impossible for hills.

Plus it might really hurt if you ride into something - as there is no cushioning for your delicate area.

Don't see it at the Tour de France anytime soon - maybe Lance Armstrong could get some speed out of it - especially if Sheryl was the dummy.

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pevans34 — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:52:26 EDT

haha i guess thats kinda funny

I mean not really, but I wouldnt be offended if some chick was riding a man bike, so I think maybe some of the overly sensitive on here should lighten up a bit

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wizardofpants — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:52:13 EDT

dunno why Feminazis would have an issue, they LOVE taking it...nevermind...

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Brian B — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:51:51 EDT

@Itzpapalotl: I don't think that would be reliable. We're just smart enough to say, "Ew!" aloud whilst chuckling on the inside. Not that I think this is funny ... even on the inside.

And yeah, Curves is right, riding this thing in front of the wrong group of "Sisters" will result in the most humiliating ass-kicking of your life.

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flyboy — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:39:53 EDT

@Itzpapalotl: i was joking :-(

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Out2gtcha — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:37:07 EDT

@applesaucejx:
If you have to ask...........

@Curves:
Refreshing attitude when you consider some of the reactions from parties who have much less cause to be offended :

@Itzpapalotl: (assuming your male) Case in point; take a look at Curves reply. Have a smoke/drink (or whatever highly uptight people do) and a laugh - I have a feeling this was not meant to be taken that seriously. I'm not sitting here saying Id ride it, or even that it's not a bit impertinent, but as others pointed out, you just have to laugh, its kind of hilarious. It might be tasteless, cheeky and a bit over the top, but there are MUCH worse things in this world.

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Subterfuge — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:47:14 EDT

@harumph:
So what you're saying is if a gang of women attacked a man then he was asking for it because what he chose to accessorize with?

Yes I'm kidding.

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XJ_4x4 — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:40:08 EDT

I've seen a motorcycle built like this...It was kinda cool.

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Xavoc — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:29:39 EDT

@Curves: Don't forget the male feminanazi sympathizers that are there trying to score points in hopes that they too can be a feminazi someday.

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dead_red_eyes — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:19:30 EDT

"Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man."

The Dude

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SomeoneUKno — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:19:27 EDT

Um... Wow. Just... Wow...

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Arelar — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:14:33 EDT

thats not nsfw its not even real. show us pictures with REAL naked ladies on bikes.

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applesaucejx — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:12:21 EDT

honestly what is wrong with this?

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The Lab — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:03:31 EDT

@Curves: Gay men would have better taste? Oh, please visit the castro district. Not all gay men are like Tom Ford.

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ANoel — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:03:30 EDT

@Curves:
HaHaHa... good points.

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The Lab — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:01:59 EDT

If the arms held the front wheel, they'd have to move when the wheel turned. That would require articulation and that would be tricky.

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ANoel — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:01:40 EDT

There are so many reasons why someone, not just Feminazis as Curves suggested,
might take offense to this, or just want it...
maybe you could save some teeth and actually keep the bike if like
@Cellenin: suggests you just keep it in a nice showroom... ?

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Kaiser-Machead — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:57:19 EDT

Talk about necropheliac's dream machine. The thing looks like he's humping a fem-kabob.

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Curves — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:47:22 EDT

If this were a male figure, no straight man would get caught dead riding it. Gay men would have better taste. Any woman riding a mans ass that hard would have to be married to him. And strapped on.

For the record, I find this (and most of the tasteless stuff here) to be hilariously funny.

For those who want to find the feminazis (and feminazibots who spy for them) have only to post this at Jezebel or some such site and you WILL find out quickly what an ass-kicking feels like.

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relsqui — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:47:02 EDT

Speaking as a self-respecting modern woman . . . this is hilarious, get over it. What part of it is sexist, exactly? Can you put your finger on it? Is there something inherently degrading about rear penetration, or public nudity, or pigtails, or being a bicycle? I mean, by all means, if the bicycle is being ridden without her consent, I'll join you in beating up the rider--but in the meantime, it's just a sexually explicit sculpture built around a bike.

Would it still be demeaning if it were a recumbent bike with the girl on top? (I mean, ignoring the fact that your view would be limited to . . . hmm . . . actually, that wouldn't be so bad.)

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DustyButt — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:45:03 EDT

@Cellenin: It won't count as "ART" because it isn't thought provoking, thoughtfully crafted, or aesthetically valuable. It's a thoughtless boy's imitation of "clever".

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redkamel — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:43:32 EDT

even if YOU thought that was cool anyone who saw you riding it would probably think you were a total moron. I can imagine someone thought it was good idea for long enough to actually build it.

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SheepBoy — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:33:11 EDT

I dub thee..."The Spitzer"

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Jimbuck — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:32:15 EDT

My boys been saying how he wants a bicycle thats "different" than the other kids. I think this takes the cake.

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Nastro — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:30:12 EDT

Ok what if we say it's "ART"? since all of you nutcases consider anything stamped with that the holy grail.

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logruszed — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:27:14 EDT

How long before this item ends up on Feministing.com?

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ANoel — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:26:10 EDT

...even bitches enjoy bitchcruising [www.seespotruninc.com]

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Pugcake — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:15:11 EDT

This is completely disgusting in every way. Though, it would help eliminating men to date. Just show them a picture of this, if they think it's hilarious then dump their asses.

And no, if it was a dude dummy it wouldn't be ok. This is so demeaning and disgusting it doesn't matter what the dummy is, woman, man, or animal.

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Captain Nobody — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:14:33 EDT

oh yeah, baby.

take the wig off.

you know what i like.

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flyboy — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:58:30 EDT

maybe if it was a male dummy everything would be OK

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lpranal — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:58:15 EDT

This is misogynistic, distasteful, revolting, brilliant, wonderful and friggin awesome. The only thing i would change (possibly) as was said above is moulding the hands into the front fork. I'm guessing they didn't do this because 1) it probably used a preexisting mannequin and some genius / drunk hipster / my hero decided it was in roughly the right shape for a bike.

Had I not just bought a full suspension frame for the upcoming season and an extra couple grand burning a hole in my pocket... I wouldn't buy it. But if I saw it, i'd give serious props to the owner / builder.

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nucwin83 — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:55:59 EDT

Someone will probably buy it just to destroy it, and the idiot creator will walk away with more cash to make stupid crap.

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Andrewfi — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:55:03 EDT

Luvvit!
Yes, I can see the reasons why some might be mithered. I can also see how the reaction WOULD be different if it were a male figure.

Yes the figure's hands should hold the front wheel.

But it made me giggle.

My guess is that the only people able to ride such a thing would be enormously confident in their own sexuality and with a clearly defined self image.

I could never own such a thing and riding without ownership is nothing.

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Airport_Whiskey — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:49:11 EDT

That's a bitchin' ride, yo.

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harumph — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:47:58 EDT

this wouldn't be pc to say the other way around but this guy is really asking for it. if a gang of women dragged him off that thing and beat him senseless, i'd blame the victim. i don't condone violence but there is a certian level of provocation here that defies logic.

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jetexas — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:44:59 EDT

Dangit. I just bought a Novara on Saturday for the MS 150. Had I only known!!!

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Nastro — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:42:32 EDT

This is funny and I see no problem with it. If it were a chick riding the bike and the figure was male we would have no problem, right hypocritical females?

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desostros — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:38:36 EDT

@Curves:
Men like that date fake woman, yeah...
Wait, what?

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allenjnl — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:38:03 EDT

@Curves: You continue to make me laugh on a regular basis, Thanks for that! Feminazis...a new word for my vocabulary. Now, to use it without the ass kicking is the trick.

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Spyvie — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:37:57 EDT

@Curves: Put me on the feminazi mailing list please. This neanderthal would like to join in on the planned beatings

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Xavoc — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:37:56 EDT

I can see the movie now. "Lars and the real girl bike"

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strider_mt2k — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:35:01 EDT

Good thing it isn't raining and that thing isn't a mountain bike!

Then she might get ridden hard and put away wet!

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MastaFalse — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:33:11 EDT

wow! Totally the wrong thing to look at in the middle of class.

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Curves — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:33:01 EDT

For the man who will never date a real woman. Big market.

PS-When feminazis drag you off this and kick your ass, don't be surprised and, no, that does not count as a a date.

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flyboy — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:32:31 EDT

this isn't funny... if it is then you have some living yet to do.

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WesTheYeti — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:28:20 EDT

What the pony tails aren't the streamers for the handlebars?
Weak, dude.

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Matt — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:28:15 EDT

That is disturbing on so many levels. Excuse me while I go and vomit.

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BLAKELEY — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:27:45 EDT

@apeguero: I was thinking the same thing...

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baltwade — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:25:42 EDT

Wouldn't it have been better if the front forks were coming out of her mouth and not her neck. And by "better" I mean in a totally NSFW, porn, and treating women as objects way instead of the through the neck in a homicidal serial killer way.

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apeguero — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:24:14 EDT

I think it would've been even nicer if the hands of the dummy held the front wheel in place.

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jjbaby — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:23:24 EDT

Kick her in the clam and wear her like a snowshoe

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