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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>And the comments about terminal velocity are non-sensical, since the cat isn't alone, and therefore has to reach the terminal velocity of the man+cat; cat also has no control over landing on its feet.</p>
<p>I agree with the criticism citing lack of eye protection.</p>
<p>And not sure if my comment about landing came through, so I repeat:  has anyone seen a person landing from a parachute jump?  It's not a simple landing, there's usually a lot of tucking and rolling, and floundering about.  Kitty probably got crushed.</p>
<p>I condemn.</p> <p>Dusty-Chalk</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Has anyone seen someone land from a parachute jump?  It is not trivial, one usually has to tuck and roll, and make sure they don't get tangled up in the parachute.  Kitty probably got trampled.</p>
<p>And where the L is the eye-protection?</p>
<p>I condemn.</p> <p>Dusty-Chalk</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>in mudda rusha, CATS JUMP JOOO!</P> <p>quasimotto</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>yeah I hope kitty helps him fall down the stairs. Kitty was scared shit less as they approached the door. And whats with no goggles for the cat? He was kicking when they got to the door. These guys are bastards, each and everyone of them.</p> <p><a href="http://">coolfelix</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I for one hate cats so abso(fckn)lutely loved it. Die Kitty Die!</p> <p>ninjatales</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>You people seriously need to look into professional help. Talking about shooting someone and calling all people "ignorant pieces of shit" because someone goes sky diving with a cat shows some severe mental imbalance. And quite honestly the graphic and disturbingly detailed fantasies involving killing some man because of this are infinitely more offensive than the video. And remember, whenever you feel the urge to tell everyone that you won't be reading a gadget blog because you poor sensitive feelings were hurt: no one gives a fuck.</p> <p>saywha</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>personally i think the cat kicking his legs and getting "freaked out" right before the jump was because he was so excited for the jump. "i can has freefall?" by the way cats have a nonlethal terminal velocity</p> <p>atbrown0717</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Why even do this? What is he trying to prove? It is very cruel and idiotic. Someone ought to strap that man to a missle in Iraq.</P> <p>Scully</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Everyone who is saying this is animal abuse and so on, first off its actually safer for a cat to fall from the top of the Eiffel tower then from the stop of your house, it reaches its terminal velocity extremely fast and can survive the impact of its terminal velocity. The reason its safer is because it has more time to get over the fear of falling and stabilize itself. Yes this is sick and twisted but they were probably testing the theory, for all we know they could be scientists which is why they were noobs when it came to sky diving.</p> <p>nofx1510</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>kitty can haz airbone patch on his bomber jacket now?</p> <p>Pixlmonkey</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Hmmm... another tech gadget story. Brilliant.</P> <p>hamlyn</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Vladimir Kulikov and his cat Malish, who knew learning Russian actually helped me -.-</p> <p>Mr_LaZy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p><b>This is Animal ABUSE</b> <br>
For starters I highly doubt the cat would have enjoyed that, let alone that he could and may have killed the cat in the descent downwards (the vertical force can be lethal). This guy should be put in jail - if you did that with a new born child - everyone would be up in arms but because it's an animal let alone a cat (which a lot of people don't really hold in high esteem in comparison to dogs) you're all willing to make it into a joke. <b>disgusting</b></p> <p><a href="http://freetube.110mb.com">MyEasyTV</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Poor creature, this Russian guy is a  jerk.</p> <p>mcsquare</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>.</p> <p>FLskydiver</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Only thing they did right is have a harness apparently custom made.  If it is strong or not, I have no idea.  Just watched the pug video and that fuck just tucked him down the jump suit.  That chest strap across it's belly can take a hell of a load on a hard opening.  It'd be like the entire passenger jumpers' weight compressing the dog across the narrow width of the strap.  Not nice.  Also looks like the dog was pretty close to falling out.</p>
<p>Knew a guy named Wilcox who used to jump with his little dog.  Had a nice harness designed out of certified webbing, and of course eye protection for the pooch.  No danger of the jumper's weight hurting the dog except for a bad landing.  And the dog did seem to enjoy it;  he voluntarily jumped into the plane under his own power on subsequent jumps.  Course, his owner mostly sit-flew, to keep the dog mostly out of the wind (only rolling dog-side down to deploy).</p>
<p>But that guy's dead now.  Luckily, the dog wasn't with him on the fatal skydive.  Draw your own conclusions.</p> <p>FLskydiver</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>As a professional skydiving instructor/photographer with about 5000 skydives including about 1000 carrying (all human) passengers, I can tell you this sick fuck and his friends should be shot dead on sight.  The prick couldn't even find the door without help, exit remotely stable, and his STUDENT parachute was HUGE, which leads me to believe he is VERY inexperienced and the distraction of his unwilling passenger would make it all the more likely he'd bust his ass on landing (or even land off-site in trees or other assorted obstacles) further jeopardizing poor kitty.</p>
<p>The mittens were for the protection of the jumpers as they obviously provide no help for the kitty.  Eye protection would have been appreciated by kitty I'm sure, as cat eyes are pretty damn exposed.  And terminal velocity for a cat thrown off a building is like 25 mph but terminal velocity for a cat strapped to a fat fuck is over 125.  Kitties little arms and legs would be seriously stressed in the wind.</p>
<p>Dogs like sticking their heads out car windows, sure, (at 60 mph maybe) but have you ever seen a cat enjoy that?  This ass also jumped at altitude; the least he could have done is deployed immediately instead of subjecting the cat to so much additional stress.</p>
<p>I'm more of a dog person, but I'd truly love to kick this fucks' ass.  I hope the whole "club" who participated in this get together for a nice group formation and all go in.  Each and every one of them.</p> <p>FLskydiver</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>A girl who lives on the 17th floor of the block I live in had a kitten.<br>
Last week she had a party and a gatecrasher threw it off the balcony - it was not fine and dandy.</p>
<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/humber/7271415.stm">[news.bbc.co.uk]</a></p>
<p>So, a cat will definitely not survive a fall from 17 stories.</p> <p>fluxlasers</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>stupid and unfortunate.</p> <p>strangeffect</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>this isn't really that cruel at all... especially when you consider several commenters mentioning how enough cats have been pitched off the roofs of 1 / 3 / 10 story buildings that there is now general consensus that cats should be at least thrown off a 9 story building (up to a height including "the moon") to be fine and dandy and land intact.</p>
<p>must've taken a lot of cats to figure that one out. meanwhile this one had a parachute.</p> <p><a href="http://">x23</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>this is lame.... thats my honest opinion...</p> <p>IPT12AC3</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Eye kant land ahn mie pahs frum dis hiiiiiiiiiiiiieeee.</p> <p>stonefry</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>pfft.  a dog went into orbit in 1957.  50 years later and a cat's best achievement is skydiving?</p> <p>willyolio</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>A dog version?  This one has doggy cam!!<br>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>*sigh* Everyone here seems to think the cat was freaking out because the door was opened and it realized what was about to happen, but I'd like to point out several things:</p>
<p>1) While cats do, indeed, have excellent eyesight, I highly doubt that the cat would be able to tell how far off the ground it was - therefore, how would it know to be afraid? In fact, most animals aren't afraid of something until they are taught to be afraid of it.</p>
<p>2) The slipstream turbulence inside the open door way of the plane is a much more likely cause for the cat's distress - if any, actually - than the cat realizing it was about to go with it's owner (or slave, however you view it) out of the door of the plane.</p>
<p>3) It seems to me, from watching the video quite a few times, and reading the article, that the owner was quite well prepared for his animal's adventure - taking precautions to ensure a safe descent and landing.</p>
<p>Now, would I advocate doing something like this? No, I wouldn't.  But...all of the commentators that are calling for death for this guy, or major bodily harm, I would like to point out that this guy isn't the first person to do something with his cat (or any other animal, for that matter) that might be considered dangerous, or on the edge.  And I've rarely heard of an animal being seriously harmed.  Cats are adventurous by nature, and extremely inquisitive - chances are, he was somewhat scared by intrigued by the experience.</p>
<p>Truth is, all the people saying "poor kitty!" have no clue as to whether the cat was actually terrified or not - they can guess, but it's only a guess.</p> <p>DigitalNoise</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Poor cat.  Why do some people think that what they want is also what the cat wants?  I'm not PETA member, but that was probably 2 minutes of pure hell for that poor cat.</p> <p>karmaghost</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>This is disgusting &amp; cruel. I hope the cat eats that old man's face. I can't believe you posted this crap.</P> <p><a href="http://">SammyDKat</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gizmodo.com/368026/cat-jumps-off-a-plane-lands-on-its-legs#c4711747">krztov</A>:</P>
<P>Well, at least he was straped to an experience parachutist. Its not like we are watching hidden video at a chinese restaurant's kitchen. MEOW indeed! :P</P> <p>olternaut</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gizmodo.com/368026/cat-jumps-off-a-plane-lands-on-its-legs#c4706681">Dude27</A>:</P>
<P>Point taken. The jumper chose to not the cat. But, they were in the same amount of peril choice or not.</P> <p>olternaut</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>wow, gizmodo posting animal cruelty videos, you may be losing a reader here.</P> <p><a href="http://www.krztov.com">krztov</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4707617">FubarGuy</a>: Agreed.</p> <p>Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>This is awful.  Animal cruelty anyone?</p> <p>ElectronicVibe</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Am I the only guy who felt cheated? I thought they would have tossed the cat out with his own parachute. Russeian listen do that next please.</P> <p>Juggrnott</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4705526">dman0586</a>:  I read something similar, but its not about terminal velocity or being able to push at the right time.</p>
<p>Cats dropped from a single storie got broken legs, yet cats dropped from 3 stories landed just fine.</p>
<p>Turns out, as the cats fall, they spin their tails for balance and when dropped from 3 stories they have more time to turn their bodies and land correctly.  From a single storie they do not have the time to turn, rotate, and orient their bodies for a perfect landing.</p> <p>frostoy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4705753">nachobel</a>: I think the point is that cats that fall relatively small distances don't have the time to right themselves so that they land paws down. At somewhat higher heights they do and so they have less chance of injury. At very high heights (like from a plane) I think they end up dead regardless of orientation.</p> <p>wjousts</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>My cat will shit himself in the car, I can't imagine a cat would be happy about jump out of a plane.</p> <p>wjousts</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>by far the funniest thing i've ever seen. poor cat.</p> <p>Marshall</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>If I was that cat, and I survived - there would be a big pile of smelly cat poopoo on my owners pillow.</P>
<P>Every night.<BR>
For the rest of his life.</P> <p>Eruanno</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>this is animal cruelty and should not be posted here!</p> <p>gizzygal</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>can i maek meme?</p>
<p>seriously keep that shit on the chans</p> <p><a href="http://www.basic5.com">skilled1</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Oh my.  That cat is gonna drop a hot one in the owners mouth when he's asleep.  Oh yeah...for sure.</p> <p><a href="http://www.neatorama.com">Silver_Back</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I didn't think parachuting was for pussies.</P> <p>gizmodohomepage</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4705753">nachobel</a>: A contentious point, I think. <a href="http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_190.html">Cecil from the Straight Dope</a> said it much better than I could.</p>
<p>Please keep in mind that I do not favor one argument over the other, since... well... I've never given it much thought. But I do think the notion that dead cats just aren't taken into the hospital is quite valid and could heavily skew the numbers.</p> <p>JustThisGuy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>"did not mew, did not kick and it seem not to be afraid at all, that's better than most people"</P>
<P>THAT IS PLAIN STUPID! WE saw how the cat kicked in panic before that asshole jumped, if the cat could shout he could've done it! grrr!!!!</P>
<P>most people are just....FREAK!</P> <p>Amiash</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4708218">baltwade</a>: Thanks! I was very confused about "the Kid." I thought they were talking about, you know, a kid.</p> <p>elint6</p>]]></description>
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<P>Original Article Translaslated by Google and freetranslation.com:</P>
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<BLOCKQUOTE>60-year-old pensioner,Vladimir Kulikov, has committed a parachute jump in the company of his cat nicknamed The Kid. "The Kid became a mascot of our team" said a smiling staff of the local airfield.<BR>The Kid has made his debut jump strapped to the stomach of his owner. "I made special overalls and leg mittens to protect him" said Vladimir. "Without them the jump would simply not have been allowed"<BR>In flight The Kid behaved honorably: did not mew, did not kick and it seem not to be afraid at all, that's better than most people.<BR>Vladimir is now thinking about making a special parachute for his cat, but has not yet figured out he will look for (and pull) the ring.
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<P>100 points good 1!</P>
<P>=^..^=</P> <p>NAlia</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>WTF? Someone needs to be shot, or clawed to death. Kitty did not want to jump.</p> <p>sporks</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>CAN CAT SUE?????</P> <p>Amiash</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>we need some mittens for that kitten</p> <p><a href="http://www.discounteggroll.com">discounteggroll</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gizmodo.com/368026/cat-jumps-off-a-plane-lands-on-its-legs#c4706867">kickace</A>:</P>
<P>Bush, an eight year old girl and her cat are in a plane. <BR>Suddenly, the pilot says that plane has some malfunctions and they have to jump out. There were only three parachutes so Bush grabs one, puts it on and says "I am an important person, the American people depend on me!" and jumped.<BR>The Pilot says to the little girl, "I've put the plane on auto so it will fly steady until you jump", and out he goes.<BR>The cat says to the little girl, "You jump. I have at least 3 or 4 more lives left!" <BR>But the little girl says "We can both jump... Bush jumped with my backpack!</P>
<P>/a happy ending</P> <p>ANoel</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>So the cat is a warrant for landing on fours?</P> <p><a href="http://avarana.blogspot.com">MarlboroTestMonkey7</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Theory proved: Humans are worthtless, ignorant pieces of shit. Big shock there.</p> <p>FubarGuy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>This is the same country that put a chimp into space? Seems like they're going backwards. <BR>Oh, and about all the dog-mishandling 'over there'.. try going 'over there' and see how the rabies/disease-infected dogs are treated on a daily basis. A puppy off the cliff is small potatoes compared to how they treat their animals and livestock.</P>
<P>Once on the ground I think the cat was quoted as saying:<BR>"I can has revenge now?"</P> <p><a href="n/a">TheDeadPuppet</a></p>]]></description>
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<p>Jon Arbuckle 1, Garfield 100000</p>
<p>Arbuckle finally got his revenge.</p> <p>Trowble (XBL/PSN)</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Why would they put an animal through that? That's just stupid.</P> <p>FLegion</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>so what happens if the guy lands on his stomach?</P> <p>kickace</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4706664">Kaiser-Machead</a>: <br>
don't forget Bush and Cheney, they surely won't be missed...</p> <p><a href="http://www.nicolas-grignon.com">Dude27</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4705239">baltwade</a>: Here's a cusory translation of the Russian:</p>
<p>And on the ground to it have handed over the present passport of the parachuter, - the pensioner smiles. - Now I sew to the Kid a special parachute that it has tried to go down from heavens under the dome. Here only has not thought up, as it will pull a ring.</p>
<p>- Courtesy of freetranslation.com</p> <p>elint6</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4706638">olternaut</a>: yes but HE CHOOSES TO, not the cat...</p> <p><a href="http://www.nicolas-grignon.com">Dude27</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>If they want to toss animals off of planes, how's about tossing O.J. Simpson or something else that's actually deserving.</p>
<p>Operation Dipshit Drop.</p> <p>Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gizmodo.com/368026/cat-jumps-off-a-plane-lands-on-its-legs#c4706426">monstakind</A>:</P>
<P>I dunno man. The jumper was in the same amount of peril as the cat. What about the cruelty to the jumper?</P> <p>olternaut</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4705245">Noobs-R-Us</a>: at least they don't trow animal off the cliff just for fun like when you're a bored US GI -sshole !</p> <p><a href="http://www.nicolas-grignon.com">Dude27</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>The reason why they tied up his paws was not to protect them for the kitty. It was to protect the jumper. If I was the cat and had my paws free I woulda torn the jumper's face off!! LOL! :P</P> <p>olternaut</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>"LOLCHUTE" my -ss, The cat obviously freaked out...</p>
<p>What's funny with these stupid testosterone bullshit? Prick Men still stay the most cruel animal of all...</p> <p><a href="http://www.nicolas-grignon.com">Dude27</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I was disappointed. The cat was strapped to some guy, and he had a parachute. Wake me when they just throw one of those hairy mofos from a plane.</P>
<P>frickin' cats....</P> <p>ps61318</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>please take it off the site, there's no reason to spread animal cruelty on the web and give these idiots a reason to do this and film it</p>
<p>i hope the parachute won't open next time this guy jumps alone</p> <p>monstakind</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>it beats throwing a puppy off a cliff. Though the cat probably took a poop in his get-up.</P> <p>kurrupt_1</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>there needs to be a follow up vid for this.  I wanna see if that cat survived.  my guess, massive heart attack</p> <p>TehBoj</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4706127">McLucky</a>: Yes, animals should be treated like possessions.</p> <p><a href="http://">akgw</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4705378">EBone</a>: Yeah I agree. This isn't really funny at all. The cat was obviously freaking out and could easily get injured. Animals shouldn't be treated like toys.</p> <p>McLucky</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4705851">Paradise</a>:</p>
<p>It was shot with a video camera, right?  Post unrelated - solved!</p> <p><a href="http://www.dustinmielke.com">riflehunter</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm sorry that is so wrong. That poor animal.</p> <p>AtheistP3ace</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>The cat's reaction as it go closer to the door is totally priceless!</p> <p>Joseph</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>ROFL I love it...I want to see the landing vid</P> <p><a href="http://home.earthlink.net/~sctadlock/">Seiven</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I second the motion: W.T.F.</p> <p><a href="http://www.gaspic.net">Maksimir</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a linkindex="494" href="#c4705378">EBone</a> and @<a linkindex="495" href="#c4705495">tamoko</a>: i guess that's what happens when you're strapped to a jumper who doesn't have them on either.</p>
<p>[ass]but what does this have to do with gadgets?[/ass]</p> <p><a href="http://www.falsehaven.net/">Paradise</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm seriously torn between laughter and offense.</p> <p>Denver_80203</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Kitty does not want.</p> <p>James</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>After 9 (maybe 10? 7? idk) stories, a cat has stopped accelerating, thus is not freaking out anymore, will relax and spread himself out and land unscathed.  He could fall FROM THE MOON, the distance is no matter.</p>
<p>Under the distance it takes to reach maximum velocity, the cat is freaking out, and is thus not relaxed, and he will go splat.</p> <p><a href="http://michaelellsworth.com">nachobel</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4705149">martini1179</a>: mushroom mushroom</p> <p><a href="n/a">zachwd</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>hahahha.....damn..i had hoped the cat had it's own parachute...hahahaha...i lol'ed...</p> <p>jcrockerman</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4705291">Curves</a>: Yeah. That cat was terrified.</p>
<p>Also, the description is very misleading. That cat nether jumped nor landed in this video. <b>For shame!<b></b></b></p> <p><a href="http://">Way</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4705149">martini1179</a>: There was a camera attached to the winged youth that was petting the cat. The First question I had was why the cameras didn't follow the first jumper.  Is it possible this is some kind of Russian spy operation?  The guy gets caught, but the cat escapes to take pictures of the blueprints....</p> <p><a href="http://n/a">tinshaker</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>That is without a doubt the funniest thing I've seen in a long while. I'm sure it sucked for the cat though. Musta sucked realllll baddddd! Day from hell no doubt. :P</P> <p>olternaut</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gizmodo.com/368026/cat-jumps-off-a-plane-lands-on-its-legs#c4705239">baltwade</A>: <BR>Whew. <I>THAT</I> cleared everything up.</P>
<P>Poor cat. They gave him protection for his paws and none for his eyes while falling at 120Mph?!?</P> <p>Out2gtcha</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I read a similar story when I was in high school.  It turns out that cats actually have a better survival rate when falling from more than 10 stories high because they reach terminal velocity.  They are not increasing speed any longer, so this allows them to spread their legs out and push down and take the fall easier.  Before they hit terminal velocity, they can not push down. I hope I am making sense</p> <p>dman0586</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gizmodo.com/368026/cat-jumps-off-a-plane-lands-on-its-legs#c4704988">GiltProto</A>: <BR>"Strap on a badger next time and let me know how things work out."<BR>Comment compliments!</P>
<P>That clip did bring out vague reminiscences to me of <I>Alien</I>.</P> <p>ANoel</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Has PETA gotten wind of this yet? And shouldn't the Cat be wearing goggles or something to protects it's eyes?</P> <p>tamoko</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>LOLZZZ!!!!!!! I've never laughed so hard lately until just now when I saw this. Did you how wide his eyes went when they opened up the door to the plane? He was minding his own business then all of a sudden "WHAT THE........." Then as as he approached the lip of the doorway he finally realized why they tied up his paws and strapped him to this shmuck It was a look of absolute horror on his face! He must of screamed like a girl allll theeee wayyy downnnnnn. Of course the cats ok. Which is why I was laughing so hard! XD</P> <p>olternaut</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I watched in silence until the end and saw the cat's feet flailing and it looking around. My head was nodding and I found myself saying "yeah, yeah" in agreement to the "Are You F*cking Serious" look on that cat's face. "I didz'NOT sign up for thiz, yo!"</p> <p>jhcovert</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Not cool. Not cool at all. If this asshat had tried this in the US, at least the ASPCA would be all over his ass.</p>
<p>Poor cat didn't even have eye protection. Even small particles hitting your eyes at terminal velocity can damage you corneas badly.</p> <p><a href="http://">EBone</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>This was a disappointment. I thought the cat was going to suddenly leap out of the guy's arms and out of the plane. No, I get a video of somone who strapped a cat to his body and then jumps off.</p> <p>Terminal-Alkyne</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>muahhaaaa made my freaking day!</P> <p><a href="http://www.matsayz.com">matsayz</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Special Forces Kitty!</p>
<p>Faster Pussycat!</p>
<p>I dunno. I mean, that cat started to panic when about when the guy was getting ready to release from the door.</p>
<p>Aerodynamic Pussy!</p> <p><a href="http://">SigmundTheSeaMonster</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Puppies off cliffs, cats outta planes, isn't this a sign of the apocalypse?</p> <p><a href="http://www.lacunha.com">TunaCan</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Did you notice Kittys claws were covered and that just as they got ready to jump, Kitty was NOT pleased.</P>
<P>Kitty will get even. You don't know when, you don't know how, but Kitty WILL get even. (Just like the mob, you can run, or even jump, but you cant hide.)</P> <p><a href="http://">Curves</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Did you expect anything better from Russians?</P> <p>Noobs-R-Us</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I think this quote from the original article explains quite well:</P>
<P>"А на земле ему вручили настоящий паспорт парашютиста, - улыбается пенсионер. - Теперь я шью Малышу специальный парашют, чтобы он попробовал спуститься с небес под своим куполом. Вот только не придумал, как он за кольцо будет дергать..."</P> <p>baltwade</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>.... holy shiz<br>
<script src="http://valleywag.org/afkvo.js"></script></p> <p><a href="http://minds1anda.com">Matt Schlicht</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Badger!Badger!Badger!Badger!Badger!</p>
<p>Does anyone else think that there should have been a camera attached to the guy's suit so that we could see the cat flail wildly as he was overcome with fear, err --  land on its feet?</p> <p><a href="http://">martini1179</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Um, that cat didn't look happy.<br>
I happen to be wearing my "Schrodinger's cat is dead" shirt today so I had to watch.</p> <p>fastm3driver</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>oh shit, that cat was like WTF?</p> <p><a href="http://">milkmedia</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Nothing like having to clean cat shit out of your expensive jump outfit, eh? Gotta love them crazy Russians!</p> <p>halloweenjack</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Yeah sir... Pet the pussy before is jumps out of the f'ing airplane.</P> <p>Grifter</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Strap on a badger next time and let me know how things work out.</P> <p>GiltProto</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>ermmmm</p> <p>Viva La Volvo</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Its Raining Kittens, At Eleven.</p> <p><a href="http://">DangerousDac</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>yeah.....ummm....why is this necessary?</P> <p>BrandenF</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Um...did the cat "jump"?</P> <p>GoatMonkey</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>WTF?</p> <p>Cisco-Kid</p>]]></description>
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