<![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> "Its the pattern on the pants. Its the pleets. An optical illusion. Im actually taking them back to the, pants...store"

RAYNECHYLD

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> Skin moisture? This thing can double as a lie detector.

CaliforniaKid

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> ooooo or...work on mediation to get your heart rate down to like 30bpm :)

ry_ry

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> You know the magician's trick of stopping your heat beat momentarily with a ball? I wonder if the readout goes flatline...

Boss: *Display beeps and shows flatline* Oh shit, Johnson's dead! *Runs into office*
Johnson: Hey boss, what's up?
Boss: The readout said you were dead...? WTF?
Johnson: Uhhh, no...I'm just fine. I'm not dead if I'm talking to you...

The best way to give your boss a heart attack daily :D

ry_ry

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> Maybe the "Fire Alert" button should be changed to "Fire Employee"?

On a more serious note, this *could* have great uses for hospices, hospitals, for the elderly and sickly, etc. For regular employees...even if it were deemed legal, it'll never happen.

geowrian

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> I'd be interested in one of these for the sake of learning how to throw the sensors off or otherwise tamper with it.

Morose

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> If we ALL wore it at my job, I can think of several people who would finally get the help (anger management) they need! But then, most of us would quit like yesterday.

hnkelley

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> And what is your boss going to do with a building full of employees whose emotions are rapidly fluctuating based on stress and arousal?

Nothing.

deusdiabolus

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> It it was Apple, it would have already sold out.

heroineworshipper

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> Would this even be legal?

gotenki

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> I'd quit that job, ASAP. Unless of course, they were paying me GOBS of money.....

birdgirl39

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> @callit: I was wondering that. Maybe it like, makes the units beep like crazy or something? Seems very odd.

lafond66

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> Is anyone actually stupid enough to wear these at work? Why not attach some probes to my balls while you're at it?

Whammo

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> Is anyone else concerned by the "Fire Alert" button?

callit

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> Come on, I don't need a watch to tell me how turned on I am.

Now, it would be VERY useful to put this on someone else and not tell them what it did...

Happy birthday, hot lady!

dvicklund

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> Let's hope that the bathrooms are shielded from the signal, cuz, well....you know.

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> @citizen024:

Well, depends on which wrist you are wearing it on--you are wearing it on your wrist, right?

Skeptic

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> Looking at the status report, mine would say "watch off wrist" all the time.

Scully

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> "And in our case, the watches would probably break from overuse, thanks to our constant state of arousal" i knew you wach a lot of porn, but enough to break a shiny new gadget?!

citizen024

]]> <![CDATA[Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level]]> I'm gonna put this on my secretary and see if she wants to make some hard copys. Awwright

daftrok

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