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Tenga Flip Hole Masturbatory Machine Has Me Foxed

vote Obama — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:33:12 EDT

@cyborgtroy: ask your Dad

vote Obama

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Jetleaf — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:55:00 EDT

Afer 50 goes it begins to talk incessantly

Jetleaf

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Jesse in Japan — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:53:05 EDT

This is why the population of Japan is declining: they're too busy having sex with robots.

Jesse in Japan

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cyborgtroy — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:31:04 EDT

I can't figure out how this works.

Are you supposed to stick something in it...

Stick it in something...

Or both....?

cyborgtroy

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packetsniffer — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:43:40 EDT

"It's made of silicon"
Ouch. I'm hoping it's actually made of silicone.

packetsniffer

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:23:34 EDT

50 goes, because after that, with that cheese grater looks, your wang would be gone already...

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

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origamimavin — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:22:54 EDT

only 50 goes? $100? i don't want to be spending $100 a month...

origamimavin

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mtopper — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:05:19 EDT

@Curves:

I think the "number of uses" refers to the lotion supplied (3 packs).

I dont even want to think about what it might be like to have a pumping, sucking, mechanical device attached to my johnson without sufficient lotion.

mtopper

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Lizard_King — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:46:11 EDT

@tegronin: Ahh yes, Ice Pirates. That scene always reminded me of that song from The Cult, "Love Removal Machine"

Lizard_King

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tegronin — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:39:28 EDT

this thing looks frightening and reminds me of a bad scene in 'ice pirates'. ok they were all bad scenes. well it reminds me of that most horrific scene...
pretend it did happen, or it WILL happen.

i think i'll stick with the good old fashioned method... hookers

tegronin

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daftrok — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:22:21 EDT

@Curves:
On the 51st time, it bites it off.

daftrok

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sfokevin — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:13:24 EDT

Tenga's similar "one off" models are stated to be "Not for export" because of their size limitations... I assume thing product is also targeted to the smaller home market...

sfokevin

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pir8matt — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:01:18 EDT

@Curves - yes, and then it gains 50 pounds and starts watching Martha Stewart 8 hours a day.

pir8matt

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wired203 — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:00:19 EDT

So on the 50th attempt it embeds a wedding ring on the wearer?

wired203

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nutbastard — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:20:45 EDT

@nutbastard:
funny, i didn't even read aphex242s' post before replying... Kimono? NO!

nutbastard

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nutbastard — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:19:39 EDT

@Out2gtcha:
I concur - my ex once bought some condoms called Kimonos, just to see what was up with em. It took so long to get the stupid thing, ah, installed that i had lost some girth by then, but when we got to bumpin' uglies everything filled out again and it honestly felt like someone was trying to choke my dick to death.

nutbastard

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Out2gtcha — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:59:50 EDT

@aphex242:
Funny you should bring that up. I have a friend who is based in Kadena AFB in Okinawa, and regularly brings me back allowable trinkets, sake, and some Hello Kitty crap when I and the X were together. On one of these trips he brought back an assortment of Japanese condoms.

Ouch. Or should I say WTF? I'm in your same boat; I don't consider myself a huge guy, but they were so tight we ended up not having sex and went out to get some normal ones. I'm seriously wondering if they were the same brand......

Out2gtcha

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Munch the BanNail — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:34:17 EDT

I'm guessing that on the 51st use, it clamps down, locks, and holds your junk for ransom

Munch the BanNail

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vote Obama — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:33:29 EDT

@aphex242: sorry - don't you mean Kimono finger protectors?

vote Obama

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Claystil — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:30:27 EDT

That's as cheap as a subway ride!

Claystil

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adaorardor — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:28:49 EDT

@yogibimbi: no, you can totally go out of sequence. when i purchase this in a couple of minutes, i plan to use this sequence: 1st, 39th, 22nd, 18th, 43rd...

seriously though, this looks like some sort of torture/castration device on the inside... which is great, because that's what i'm in to!

adaorardor

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roni26 — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:26:36 EDT

From the diagram, this looks like some space-age technology. But in reality, the $100 Tenga Flip Hole Masturbator Sex Machine is not as good as the $17 Head Honcho Masturbator [www.pleasuremenow.com]

roni26

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Camperton — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:17:09 EDT

No pun intended.

Camperton

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Camperton — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:16:52 EDT

Until they invent the holodeck I'll stick with my hand.

Camperton

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aphex242 — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:04:30 EDT

Word of warning:

I don't consider myself a 'big' guy, but if you've ever tried Kimono condoms (a reputable Japanese brand) you'll notice they're... a bit snug (this is the understatement of the century btw, they're nearly unusable).

Given the origin of this device, it's not terribly difficult to envision a similar problem.

aphex242

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Hodo — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:47:16 EDT

Price and availability please?

Hodo

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discounteggroll — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:39:01 EDT

::simpsons pachinko voice::

"you are winner-ha ha ha...you are winner-ha ha ha"

discounteggroll

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ParJoe — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:37:20 EDT

@Curves: shit..that was too funny. Thank you.

ParJoe

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jetexas — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:33:42 EDT

It looks too long ... er, I mean SHORT. It looks too short.

jetexas

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yogibimbi — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:03:50 EDT

Is that 50 goes all one after the other, or would there be time to, you know, refill? Because I think, if you had to do it all in sequence, it would definitely not be the machine that gives up first.

yogibimbi

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Furiursa — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:01:50 EDT

@flyboy: Or what's left of them... >_<

Furiursa

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vote Obama — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:58:15 EDT

there must be a prize for the 51st attempt.

maybe you get a medal to hang around your parts.

vote Obama

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Death — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:55:36 EDT

My guess is it's the user that cannot sustain more than 50, um, visits with this digital wang grater.

Death

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tamoko — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:54:02 EDT

@Curves: It decides its had enough of your shenanigans around the 50th time, then forces you to watch Bridges of Madison County before it will put out any more.

It also demands chocolate pudding, and a Versace watch.

tamoko

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pixelfish — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:32:09 EDT

@Curves: It starts to complain of headaches and then refuses to work when you want it to.

pixelfish

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feckineejit — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:18:37 EDT

I think I'm in love <3 <3 <3

feckineejit

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EnochLight — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:13:17 EDT

@Curves: LOL!

EnochLight

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Curves — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:10:36 EDT

Why is it ony good for "50 goes"? Does the battery wear out or does she just get sick of your shit and go home to her mother?

Curves