<![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> @pushlatency: Because getting sick the next day is just so awesome?

dangster

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> This is for the wuss who wants to admit to the world that he's not strong enough to hold the umbrella all by himself.

Hmmm...I'll pass.

codemagic

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> Is it big enough so that Sting will no longer end up being the one getting wet?

LoganSix

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> The downside is how lame you would look standing alone under one of those.

fluf

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> @ronnsprocket: @devianaut:

Having lived in the pacific NW for some time now I agree that umbrellas are for sissies. Nothing beats a good ole' rain jacket with a hood for keepin' the noggin dry. Hell I even bike every day, rain and all, and my $30 rain jacket has kept me nice and dry (save for my beard) day in and day out. In fact I dont think that I've ever seen a person with a umbrella, at least around Portland.

So Cheers @pushlatency

lazerpenguin

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> This looks ridiculous/is ridiculous.

Aethyr

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> @Sean Fallon: However, ANY time two people of different heights share an umbrella, the umbrella is always going to be at the height of the taller person. An adjustable (telescoping/locking) handle would allow the shorter person to help hold this monstrosity without having to reach over their heads to do it.

STIVC@

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> @Amiash: I thought about that, but the umbrella would end up being a mile over the head of the shorter person.

Sean Fallon

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> how about they make the handle adjustable to height.

Amiash

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> She can have the umbrella; I'll opt for the rain poncho.

ripfire

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> To make this whole point moot you could always just not walk around in the rain. Sounds smart to me.

kevinXnaked

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> This thing looks like it would just cause some kind of bad-weather, inverted, sack-race disaster. Why not just have yourselves sutured together and hold an umbrella in your conjoined middle arm.

geekinky

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> Two losers attached by a lightning rod.

Curves

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> @pushlatency: you're really lame, you know that?

devianaut

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> I'm just tired of people pissing on my head, telling me its rain! I want a revolution!

What?

TonyTriple

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> @pushlatency: London rain is worse than Brooklyn rain.

ronnsprocket

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> @pushlatency: Umbrellas are for sissies.

Because having a wet head means your tough? Really? That's your criteria?

TommySez

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> Barring the obvious saccharine sweet puke factor, what about trying to close that monstrosity? Oh, the hilarity as you try to close it during a downpour while getting on the LIRR; watching the "gap" while commuters curse you with their eyes.

Gadgetgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> I love my girl but someone please shoot me if I am ever caught under one of these things.

lucky_you

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> What better way to tell the rainy-day world "we're fucking" as you vacate your $1800 a month, rat-infested, illegally converted warehouse apartment in Bushwick.

Umbrellas are for sissies.

pushlatency

]]> <![CDATA[Tandem Umbrella For Clingy Couples]]> John Mayer here.

"or better yet, one gigantic umbrella. It is even more romantic that way and not nearly as lame."

I think that sums up my feelings about this one nicely...

ideaman2020

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