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Mutant Car Takes Streets, First Born Children

Cerixus — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:47:58 EDT

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Mutant Car Takes Streets, First Born Children

redkamel — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:12:28 EDT

its actually so freaking weird and scary its kind of cool in a "I dont give a flip what you think my car has melting faces and exhaust pipes growing out of it".

Far more character than the generic "What? you DONT believe my civic can go fast?" ricer.

redkamel

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DeadWriter — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:06:26 EDT

Pardon, I am not sure why my HTML is always stripped out. More often than not somebody else posts the same link later.

Back on subject- or this is the kind of low-rider that drives around in Stephen King imagination.

DeadWriter

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DeadWriter — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:02:21 EDT

Remove the faces and it reminds me of

">Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors a US/French cartoon from the early 80's.

DeadWriter

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tme2nsb — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:40:07 EDT

@oakie: I dunno - let me go ask my neighbors.

tme2nsb

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colin-pearson — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:35:28 EDT

so.... what IS this thing? Is it some old LeBaron maybe?
whatever it is, there simply are not words strange enough for it.

colin-pearson

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strider_mt2k — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:59:26 EDT

@Strahd414: I'm guessing maybe not that much money...

strider_mt2k

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louiev — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:36:23 EDT

I think if I found this next to my Prius I have to piss on IT!.

louiev

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Dook_In_The_Urinal — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:34:12 EDT

That kinda resembles the movement that fell from my ass last Taco Tuesday.

Dook_In_The_Urinal

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aec007 — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:09:19 EDT

That's a pimp-my-ride gone seriously wrong...

aec007

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gizkishore — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:44:57 EDT

This car is from Bali - Indonesia, It shows from the car's lincense plate.

gizkishore

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MrBlahBlah — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:41:30 EDT

my eyes! they BURN!

MrBlahBlah

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vote Obama — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:38:18 EDT

@kaikai34: what like move down the street - or in the heat like make up?

vote Obama

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ANoel — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:34:30 EDT

... while noticing that the shuriken rims are flipped front to rear,
it dawns on me that if hemorrhoids could dream about what they wanted
to be in their "next life", this @tehronin: "Toxic Avenger Mobile" would be it.

[www.rebelz.net]
/ (watermelom man)

ANoel

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kaikai34 — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:26:32 EDT

does it run?

kaikai34

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Strahd414 — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:01:37 EDT

I'd be willing to bet that if this person's put this much money or time into the car, they've gone that extra step and put in air bags or hydraulics to raise it up for speed bumps and the like.

Strahd414

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vote Obama — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:57:56 EDT

@noah: this never saw a drawing board. only pots and pots of filling paste.

And I hope we can't guess what that was made of.

vote Obama

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hanswurst0815 — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:50:54 EDT

@TheAdAgency: By not driving it and only showing it on the intarwebs instead.

hanswurst0815

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Josh_Geyer — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:44:52 EDT

You didn't even notice the massive blind spots created by the bodywork that covers large portions of the back windows.

Josh_Geyer

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noah — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:27:37 EDT

Sad thing is someone had the dream to turn their car into this. They probably spent hours at the drawing board until one night the light bulb dinged and he/she (don't won't to exclude) thought he/she had the coolest idea in the world.
I really want to see the rejected plans.

noah

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General Tsao aka Ivan the Impaler — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:27:15 EDT

Holy shite - it's even got a roll cage built in! Those aren't really mufflers - they are JATO bottles. Jet Assisted Take Off - "Fat Albert" the C-130 Herc that the Blue Angles use has them as well. The paint scheme is great - it doesn't show all the blood from rundown monkeys - They do have monkeys in Bali right?

General Tsao aka Ivan the Impaler

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Denver_80203 — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:13:57 EDT

@TheAdAgency:
Ya beat me to the punch. first pothole he hits -he'll lose the front end

Denver_80203

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General Tsao aka Ivan the Impaler — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:01:40 EDT

BTW - the ground effects were deemed necessary after track testing. You see the rear spoiler produced so much downforce that the ground effects were necessary to control the airflow under the chassis. A small and often overlooked addition was the sunroof which allows depressurization (as well as roadkill souls to begin their journey) was also added in an effort to vent all the toxic gasses permeating the vehicle from the still drying spackle and finger paints!

General Tsao aka Ivan the Impaler

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TheAdAgency — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:59:48 EDT

With apparently 1" of ground clearance, how does he/she avoid destroying the front of the car on the most flat chested of speed-bumps?

TheAdAgency

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Monty — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:58:56 EDT

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I think this is my first born's car, actually.

One thing is for certain, whomever drives this better avoid speed bumps. Or potholes. Or pea gravel.

Monty

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General Tsao aka Ivan the Impaler — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:55:25 EDT

WTF - I have been a loyal reader over the years and sometimes when I see things like this I really wonder 1) WTF do these people do for a living that a) afford them all the expendable income to do shit like this b) afford them all the free time to do shit like this
2) but more importantly WTF were they thinking?

General Tsao aka Ivan the Impaler

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workingonyourinvoice — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:54:46 EDT

In addition to the large spoiler, underbody diffuser, and extra weight of 10 mufflers, it achieves downforce through the thousands of trapped souls of all that cross its path.

workingonyourinvoice

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strider_mt2k — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:53:13 EDT

@tehronin: Nice. I think you've pegged it!

strider_mt2k

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ANoel — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:52:31 EDT

How do you spell _V_O_O_D_O_O_ chillun' ?

ANoel

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tehronin — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:52:10 EDT

Toxic Avenger Mobile!

tehronin

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92BuickLeSabre — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:52:01 EDT

@oakie: More likely just an airbrushed 2D version of it.

92BuickLeSabre

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oakie — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:47:39 EDT

but with a lot of spackle and finger paint.

oakie

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bung — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:47:16 EDT

PUKE!

bung

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oakie — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:47:12 EDT

and somewhere in Oklahoma, a redneck thinks this is cool and just rolled his '82 Camaro under the knife.

oakie

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vote Obama — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:46:30 EDT

there finally - it definitely does blend.

right work here I come....

vote Obama